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2023

19

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Body of the Day

When you look at Candice Swanepoel’s ripped old ass mom body in a bikini like she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model since that was her identity.

Not willing to accept that she’s been released from the only thing she’s ever known….so she launched her own bikini line and was like “I don’t need you, GIRL POWER”….or some shit….

She’s looking fit and ripped, I figure it’s from being of South African stock, where the weak and frail died from the elements or wildlife and only the strong and hot survived….creating a whole bunch of hot bitches…

But when I look at her ripped old ass mom body, I wonder how many slaves the family owned over the generations on their SOUTH AFRICAN FARM….

I hear it’s a racist place and you gotta wonder if that makes her hotter, or are you so outraged your nostalgic jerk off to her will be RAGE filled…..

I guess we’ll find out.

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