It’s pretty amazing that some small town girl, maybe even a farm girl, from a very racist place like South Africa was just so hot that she was pulled out of her farm, where we can assume that her family had actual slaves, it’s South Africa and I’m pretty sure their culture was based on the colonialists coming in and enslaving the black man, but what do I know….I’m here for the tits, slave owner tits or not, and despite Candice removing her tits, I’ll still refer to her as tits, because when Is say tits, I mean “Here to sexualize them”…..”here to reduce them to their bodies, which is basically the equivalent of reducing them to their tits”….so if it’s a tall lean model body with a nice round ass despite being an old, expired mom….I’m still here for the tits….expiration dates never phased me.

Candice, who was definitely my favorite of the VS models historically, at least until Elsa Hosk replaced her, I liked her better than Klum and the other 90s out guard, and really all the other hotties that may be trans that have been human trafficked through the company in its history, so I’ll keep on posting her self produced smut, knowing she’s not quite as high profile as she once was, because there was a time she wasn’t taking selfies to keep people interested in her, but now the girls need to try hard and it’s pretty hilarious seeing the desperation….even when they’re not moms in their 30s….basically all girls doing the “look how hot I am”….like strippers selling lap dances in the strip club….humiliating really…but just another hook to make it feel that much hotter.

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