Are tanlines still a fetish, it’s very late 80s early 90s of me to get excited about the tanlines, but that’s ok, I don’t need to subscribe to the new world they’ve got running…..tanlines can still be nature’s highlighter, highlighting the good stuff, reminding me of fat ladies after a day at the waterpark getting frisky, or even some all inclusive resort adventures that for a Canadian, were made more exciting because we don’t have the sun here, it’s just one big ice wall.

I’ll assume that anything sexual is still trendy, or something being used to monetize slutty content, so the tanline lives on, only since girls don’t leave the house anymore, mental illness, agoraphobia, making tons of money from taking nudes in bed so why bother, any tanline we see will likely be a chemical rub versus the sun, becasue obviously the sun is bad according to the media, DIM OUT THE SUN… but SMEAR yourself in something that dyes your skin hard enough to be racist, just make sure you keep your panties on it when you do it, otherwise….the tanlines will be lost forever….

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