Here’s some Candice Swanpeol in a bikini because she’s out here selling her own brand of bikinis that I assume are just a subsidiary of Victoria’s Secret because they have so much invested in her, why wouldn’t they create a brand around her, that has little to do with Victoria’s Secret, since they are going down for being tranny hating, fat girl shaming, evil creepy rich men who traffic women with the likes of EPSTEIN…at least according to the Epstein documentary…that actually implied he used to fuck the founder of VS for access to all his money…but that’s all irrelevant..

What is relevant is that Candice, who barely has a belly button, because either this photo is edited to shit, or she really is just some Animatronic sex doll, that they pretended was pregnant for 4 years like the neighbor on Family Guy, because they were updating her firmware or some shit…

I think it is interesting that she’s got absolutely zero tits of late, I guess she got her implant removed, because unlike the other influencers promoting the environment or boycotting plastics, despite having fake tits, she already made the money off her tits, and can focus to other things…like the fact that she has no belly button.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

I have facial recognition blindness, it is a real condition, and not just some asshole’s way of justifying not recognizing anyone. I see faces and they consistently look different to me, whether it’s immediate family, or people I know, I can’t recognize them for shit and I go “Oh so that is what you look like” every time I see them. It could be a retardation. It is definitely a disability in the sense of working as a celebrity blog loser…because all these fuckers look the same.

Then throw in some facial injections, so everyone looks like some clown faced sex doll, and then put some filters on top of that…so I’m just fucked.

I do not have vaginal blindness though, which means I can recognize a woman strictly based on her pussy. Between you and me, that’s a lie, but don’t tell every woman I get introduced who I explain this to, in efforts to see her pussy, cuz then she’ll think my disability that I am open and empowered by, is a tactic to see their cunts, when it’s really just a make the most out of all situations situation….

So I don’t even know if this is old lady Candice Swanepoel doing a dance to promote her bikini, but it’s someone doing a dance in a bikini on her social media feed. So logic makes me assume it is her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF Candice Swanepoel and her Small Tits Now that her Implants are Removed in a Bikini CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

Models Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Joan Smalls & Sui He got together and took their tops off for this topless shot for fashion and it is about as exciting as you’d expect a bunch of old hags reconnecting 20 years after they were relevant for one of their glory days. It would be what a Charlie’s Angels redo would be if they were to bring out the original cast, including but not limited to digging up Anal Cancer Fawcett….the woman who taught us all that anal cancer was a thing….she was in Charlie’s Angel’s right.

Instead it’s Victoria’s Secret Angels coming together like they aren’t dead. BORING.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

There was a story about THE TOXIC AND ABUSIVE VICTORIA’S SECRET that went viral last week because it was a big surprise to the public that the dying brand that is over extended and who financed Epstein’s perversions by making him a very rich guy, were inappropriate with the women they hired to model lingerie. Oftentimes women from other countries that they’d import to model the lingerie. A crazy concept that the biggest brand that every single woman, even non-models dreamed of modelling for. I’m talking these dude got every eager girl offering their pussy for a shot, it’s a Weinstein kind of story, the dudes knew women are whores and made it work for them. Obviously dudes were running the show at Victoria’s Secret, if you saw any of their catalogs that you jerked off to, you’d know that, they used hot fucking women so why wouldn’t they try to fuck these women they overpaid to be part of the team. They made these women celebrities by making them part of the team. Their lives set and their bank accounts set and oftentimes their boyfriends and future baby daddies other rich fucks making them even more set. It’s dumb to think they wouldn’t use their job to get pussy, it’s the fucking name of the game.

All this to say, I wonder if Candice Swanepoel was ever used as a TARP by the rich guys paying her, you know the DUBAI special….where they get her in a room and exchange a multi-million dollar multi-year contract that will set her for life for a little “let’s use this South African trash as a toilet”…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

Candice Swanepoel has her nipples out in Jamaica.

Probably looking for Tom Hanks’ son….but that motherfucker was at the golden globes…showing you his Reggae patois speak. They call him Shabba Hanks….or Chet for short…

I think it is safe to say that Swanepoel’s out here trying to be hot again, because she basically fell off with her series of kids and was replaced by other models…but one thing can make her comeback from that…NIPPLES.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

Candice Swanepoel to remind you that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is no more…which I thought was already a known thing…because the world doesn’t care about shitty INFOmercials…even for lingerie that isn’t lingerie but that mall brand shopping America thinks is lingerie…made in China underwear overpriced to afford international sex working promo models…

Anyway, I never watched that shit and always wondered why anyone would be hyped on it, marketing I guess…a Network Show of girls in underwear walking…I think there’s better ways to see girls half naked…I think it’s called instagram.

I don’t think the lack of interest is because Victoria’s Secret is an outdated brand, even though it is an outdated brand….I don’t think they need to throw tranny’s and fat girls in the mix to be relevant to the masses….maybe that appeals to 20 year old college kids…but forget about them..there are plenty of us who appreciate the use of hot chicks to sell things half naked..and that appreciation isn’t going to be increased or benefit from…a man on hormones being “fabulous”…but then again men are better than women at all things they do..so maybe it is just what we are missing…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

Candice Swanepoel wearing her new Tropic of C 2020 bikini collection….Tropic of C is her own personal brand, because I guess selling bikinis for an evil empire that created her entire persona and celebrity, and has been really the only job she’s ever had, wasn’t enough for her, knowing she was getting old and that eventually they’d fire her…but instead probably invested in her Tropic of C bullshit…so she is still working with them….

I just wrote a lot of fucking nonsense…that took us on a fucking circle…to get us to no fucking conclusion…beyond Candice being an old hag of a model, trying to do her 30s building a brand off her 20s as a bikini model for the biggest panty/bikini company that financed epstein…enterprising but not nearly as hot as she was in her 20s…but kids and aging will do that to a whore…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know.

I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares…

Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW