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2020

02

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Dance of the Day

I have facial recognition blindness, it is a real condition, and not just some asshole’s way of justifying not recognizing anyone. I see faces and they consistently look different to me, whether it’s immediate family, or people I know, I can’t recognize them for shit and I go “Oh so that is what you look like” every time I see them. It could be a retardation. It is definitely a disability in the sense of working as a celebrity blog loser…because all these fuckers look the same.

Then throw in some facial injections, so everyone looks like some clown faced sex doll, and then put some filters on top of that…so I’m just fucked.

I do not have vaginal blindness though, which means I can recognize a woman strictly based on her pussy. Between you and me, that’s a lie, but don’t tell every woman I get introduced who I explain this to, in efforts to see her pussy, cuz then she’ll think my disability that I am open and empowered by, is a tactic to see their cunts, when it’s really just a make the most out of all situations situation….

So I don’t even know if this is old lady Candice Swanepoel doing a dance to promote her bikini, but it’s someone doing a dance in a bikini on her social media feed. So logic makes me assume it is her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF Candice Swanepoel and her Small Tits Now that her Implants are Removed in a Bikini CLICK HERE

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