Victoria’s Secret sweetheart who has really only done Victoria’s Secret is South Africa’s own Candice Swanepoel, who I used to make fun of for being a racist, since South Africa is NOTORIOUSLY racist, and white South Africans are the most modern slave owners, besides the USA prison system….but yeah….I used to always make fun of the high AIDS Rate and the probability she has AIDS being from Africa, but since AIDS is no longer a death sentence and everyone fucking raw in on Big Pharma’s PREP, there’s no joke there…but those were the good times…

She’s been consistently hot, while being consistently boring….and in recent years since tapping out from the brand, at least I assume that’s what happened, she’s one onto launch her bikini collection, but more importantly remove her implants, in what they call an explant procedure, because a lot of the VS models have mini tit implants…while Candice apprently has nothing but nip now.

She’s old, still boring, but still hot…so there’s that….

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