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2017

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Young Mother Tits at Burning Man of the Day

Here’s Candice Swanpoel, a new mom and VS model who has only done VS, at Burning Man….becuase that’s hat moms do….

they go to that bullshit hippie event Burning Man, designed for disconnected rich people, tech billionaires and models, to reconnect with the earth, or their inner soul, by doing mind altering drugs in the desert, to really feel like their empty lives have substance, and their soulless money grubbing existence has souls, and that their “existence” actually matters….but it doesn’t, it never does…but it does help commercialize through social media…a fetsival that I am sure was always lame, just not this lame, because people who attend mass gatherings are by default idiots…..unless that mass gathering is collectively overthrowing the government so that we collectively don’t have to pay taxes anymore…but no one does that…instead they dance around naked or on bikes in silly costumes they’ve planned and curated all year….idiots..fuck them and the private jet they flew in on..

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2017

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid..

YOU KNOW.

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2017

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Loose Fitting Shorts of the Day

Victoria's Secret Model Candice Swanepoel's shorts riding her ass

Candice Swanepoel just had a kid, and if you know anything about childbirth, other than the fact that it is totally unnatural even if it’s marketed as being the most natural, hassle that involves a parasite leeching off a woman in her womb. The Worst…

Not to mention, cumming inside a girl is the fucking best, but there is always that whole leading to a life of hell and imprisonment, thanks to her parasite negatively impacting your existence….good things can’t be risk free……that would be wrong…

That said, if you know anything about childbirth, it’s that the pussy gets destroyed as fuck…and for that reason and that reason alone, Candice can’t bang her baby daddy, or wear tight fitting knickers that close to the stitches…and if that’s not hot to you…you probably aren’t human…get out of here Russian Spam Bot.

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2017

16

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Mom Butt Allergies of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a mom….that means she let a dude cum in her.

What a slut…

But maybe she’s more of a whore than a slut because whores sell their bodies and she’s made a career getting paid to stand a certain way half naked – up on some fetish model shit – only better paid because this fetish sells underwear to the mass market…

Either way….what a slut…

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2017

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Pantsless the Other Day of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at the Tony Awards in no pants this past weekend, you know a solid 3-5 days ago, and I didn’t bother posting it – because let’s face it….collectively…lets hold hands and work through this together….I’m talking to you Candice Swanepoel….you made a baby and just don’t matter.

I don’t care about how the body bounced back, she’s old, tired, a mom…making babies after being cum inside like a lady…and the whole thing would be depressing…if you were a Candice fan or lover…but she just doesn’t matter….

She’s also a lingerie model, and I use that word generously, I mean people who consider Victoria’s Secret Lingerie are the same people who consider McDonalds burger gourmet…or anything with a pussy – even fat chicks from tinder fuckabkle…but she’s a lingerie model in her mind and the mind of morons so I’d expect more scandalous nakedness…pantsless is whatever when I’ve seen your pussy before…

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2017

31

May

Candice Swanepoel is Back of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is back and VS decided to have a dance party to celebrate bringging back their old roster…

She probably had work days left on her contract or maybe people take her seriously, who knows.or cares…but they are doing a party for her to announce her return to barely working. Lame….

HER COMEBACK IS VeRY important news that doesn’t matter -it’s all jsut click bait..

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2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

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2017

10

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bringing Back the Sex Appeal of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is back, maternity leave is over, her starvation is still on but has paid off, after that whole birthing thing. She’s had her stomach dealt with in Miami so that the loose skin is gone, the tit sag that 90 percent of moms get gone, thanks to small implants, her face Botoxed cuz she’s pushing 30 and that’s what these girls need…and most importantly her vagina sewn up so that when she straddles chairs it doesn’t make her scream…in pain..not in orgasms…

I don’t know, moms who go back to modeling always freak me out. I mean sure she looks good – but it’s gross. Go back to being a mom not a topless slut on a chair trying to get media to land a rich husband…you’re past that….

I mean I always thought abortions were invtented to prevent this kind of thing, but here these girls are going and breeding….soon 80 percent of the Victoria’s Secret Roster – and Irina Shayk…will be fucking moms…not actually fucking moms…but moms….FUCK…

Their campaigns will be comparing SPANX and complaining about their husbands while sitting around Starbucks after Yoga class….

I NEED YOUNG BLOOD…but good ass shot girl…casual mom behavior you know…

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2017

07

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Candice Swanepoel getting coffee…

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…you can’t live of be alive without knowing death in coming for us….and Candice, despite being alive, and looking pretty good for a young enough mom but an old enough model….her pussy probably died pretty badly in the birthing process…but I believe with the contract she has, she must rebuild it and bring it back to life….like it was JESUS this EASTER season…

INSPIRING>..

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2017

10

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Milk Filled Tits and Mom Body Do a Topless Enough Photoshoot of the Day

The highlight of these paparazzi pics is not the Mert and Marcus homosex photogrpaher in the speedo taking pics of her…..or even Candice Swanepoel as a damaged mom with a shitty body that she’s destroyed due to childbirth but that she’s working on getting back and is confident enough to bringing it out for photoshoots so that she can stay relevant, in the mix, exist…as it gets her paid…even though her ass is far less substantial…as she’s old….a real fucking situation….aging…whether from South Africa with AIDS and Racist or not…but probably not because she’s holding the Scary Spice scary implant ravaged nipples….

It’s biology and she’s on the decline…and she’s riding that slippery slop in high waisted bottoms, because no one needs to see her ravaged stomach or battered pussy womb…

However…the milk filled tits…those are ok…

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