Here’s Candice Swanpoel, a new mom and VS model who has only done VS, at Burning Man….becuase that’s hat moms do….

they go to that bullshit hippie event Burning Man, designed for disconnected rich people, tech billionaires and models, to reconnect with the earth, or their inner soul, by doing mind altering drugs in the desert, to really feel like their empty lives have substance, and their soulless money grubbing existence has souls, and that their “existence” actually matters….but it doesn’t, it never does…but it does help commercialize through social media…a fetsival that I am sure was always lame, just not this lame, because people who attend mass gatherings are by default idiots…..unless that mass gathering is collectively overthrowing the government so that we collectively don’t have to pay taxes anymore…but no one does that…instead they dance around naked or on bikes in silly costumes they’ve planned and curated all year….idiots..fuck them and the private jet they flew in on..

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