Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome…

So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect!

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Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years…

She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa….

But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better.

I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia…

Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting.

HER TITS ARE OUT!

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It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here..

I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out…

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction…

Point being..model at Carnivale…

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Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

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Candice Swanepoel litereally shat out a kid 3 hours ago…and is in a bikini showing off her post baby body, huge tits, in a TAKE ADVANTAGE while you can, because she knows she will get as pregnant as she can as soon as she can, because she’s addicted to birthing process…or being pregnant…or who fucking knows….but I know it’d be better if her addiction was more basic…like Cocaine and starvation…but I guess you can have all those addictions all at the same time…it’s called being a model…

The point of the story is….check out those tits…mom tits…that will make you neglect her mom pussy you know is battered…and gut she hasn’t lost yet while celebrating the fact that women can bounce back from pregnancy…just not your wife who blames you for her weight gain that she’s never bothered trying to lose cuz she’s a mom now…

I suggest husbands with fat wives post this up on your fridge to motivate your slacker wife….that people with million dollar contracts and an ego….

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MMMMMMMMM Pregnant models….nothing hotter than a baby factory….a woman who for a decade played the hot South African blonde chick who statistically has a higher chance of having HIV, since she’s from South Africa, but I don’t know if that stat applies to white people…

What I am trying to say is that Candice, who got knocked up a year ago, clearly likes being pregnant, maybe because she gets to eat whatever she wants, or maybe because she’s a religious person and follows god’s will of have the baby when you’re knocked up, don’t abort, but back to back babies, in her family planning seems mental…

And more importantly, disgusting to look at in a bikini, maybe she thinks it’s hot or beautiful, or amazing…a miracle that fuels her narcissism..but the rest of us find it fucking gross…a parasite inside her….growing, mooching off her, only to rip through her pussy for freedom…in what will probably be soon, at least based on her massive inflated womb…ready to drop porn never my interest.

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Candice Swanepoel is pregnant for the 10th time in a year, so these pictures are likely from the 5 minutes she wasn’t pregnant, and they are of her in pictures you’ve likely seen before, because every single VS shoot looks like this, but that involve a 30 year old mom model from South Africa working on her future retirement plan by launching an instagram bikini line for her fans, like she is a bikini expert, and this is the natural brand extension as she gets too old to carry this model thing….all the instagrammers are doing it.

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Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego…

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People seem to be very impressed by Candice Swanepoel and her post-baby comeback tour – because they forget that she’s a model, who has spent her entire life being objectified by an evil underwear brand, that puts importance on girls not being fat as fuck, and she gets paid very well to be their promo model / hooker / whatever it is she actually does…so that her ego could never allow her to not be fit, thin, hot…unlike most moms you see who use pregnancy and marriage as an excuse to throw in the towel and eat all the fucking cake…never quite getting back to where they were before the baby until the divorce and they have something to prove…

You see you just need that internal dialog telling you that you have something to prove and in Candice Swanepoel’s case it’s that she’s still worth looking at half naked and wanting to fuck..

I find her dull, I always have, but that body’s out of control….so here she is in Vogue Brasil trying to be relevant for her comeback tour for VS…

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Here she is breast feeding…

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