Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego…

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