I used to joke around about how Candice Swanepoel, the South African, who are as a country known for being notoriously racist, where the whites still use the black people as slaves to work their farms or blood diamond mines….but I used to joke around about the high AIDS rate in South Africa and how statistically Candice Swanepoel would be worth the risk if you ever got to that level…but than she had a series of kids, got old and replaced with other hotter models, but there was a time she was the ultimate, sure the most boring of the Victoria’s Secret who barely branched out, but still the ultimate….

Those days are done, thanks to being a mom being a ding on your hotness level according to ANYONE ever…but apparently she hangs with other model moms in slutty bikinis….that’s Lais Ribeiro who claims to be a single mom but that I’ve heard is trans…who can tell these days….but I guess they are trying to make that a vibe or a thing or a fetish and if the dude in the speedo’s dick wasn’t in the way…that could potentially work…

She still looks good….she’s still Candice just the mom version and I guess this is part of her marketing her own bikini line, or just keeping herself on the map, and I’ll co-sign and support that…she’s good.

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