Candice Swanepoel is still looking amazing despite being too old to be a model, it is a different era where 30 year olds can still be fuckable if they maintain themselves right, which I am sure Candice Swanepoel is doing because she’s got the budget for it, but also because her whole existence is on being hot…so you better keep it up or die….

That’s not to say her multiple kids have kept her in perfect working order, I mean she is in a bikini and I can’t see how blown out that potentially made her….it’s to say that this is her best work yet.

She’s living in Miami….amongst other Victoria’s Secret models…she’s staging bikini paparazzi pics on the beach…as she should be…and I think the old hag puts a lot of these younger girls who have no business being models to fucking shame…the last of the old guard….when being a model not only meant having a vagina, but it also meant they were actually hot…and this is pretty hot….if you don’t factor in that she statistically has aids in being from South Africa…where she is also statistically a racist…a hot white rich woman who is potentially racist is still not as bad as a white man to these people because of vagina power so she will likely not be canceled for having slaves on her family farm pre-apartheid…I mean…is this an asshole behind thong?

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