I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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