I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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