I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal, which worked out nicely for her because she was a huge star for a few minutes in a time when you made stupid money with music when people bought CDs.

That took her from being a family embarrassment to the star!

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being a pig….but now that she’s an old rich lady, she can get the tits, the injections, the fillers, the botox, the ozempic and the other things that make her look like a muppet….and that is a serious improvement.

The 50 year old multiple divorcee and mom looks like a better fuck then the 20 year old fat chick living her dream and thinking she is important because of all the positive feedback, because 50 year old moms know they are 50 year old moms who by definition can’t be hot, but they can be more fuckable than other 50 year old moms and that’s a good uses of her money.

She is on a comeback tour, riding nostalgia, making more money and doing media – shaking her ass…and social media shaking her ass…there’s a lot of Lily Allen ass going on!

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Lily Allen seems to have got herself a mommy makeover of some sort. One of those liposuction, re-distributed fat, botox, fake titty, Ozempic kind of middle aged shit that makes you wonder why she wasn’t this hot bodied when she was first getting her start as a pop star nepo baby….

She was dumpier than Nicole Richie at the time, her uneven tits disgusting, a slob with a catchy song that got girls excited and that made her rich as shit.

Now I don’t hate Lily Allen, she sort of just rode the opportunties presented to her, but she didn’t look this good 20 years ago, which makes me suspicious of why she looks this good now.

I don’t actually care, I’ve decided that my hate for old ladies, trying to be hot in menopause was just ignorance, because their deep insecurities from aging out so hard they need to invest 100s of thousands into their tits, so that they can do lingerie shoots at their pensioner age, makes for good dick sucks….probably not from Lily Allen but from the bootleg girls who listened to Lily Allen and are Lily Allen’s age, trying to hold on in their 40s, with a couple kids and failed marriages behind them…

If you look hard enough, you may see her mom cunt.

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Lily Allen’s nipple slip may not be the nipple slip you woke up hoping for, because no one remembers who Lily Allen is.

I don’t think that people even care about nipple slips anymore, which is really just a reflection of the sad state of world. With all their wars and hardcore pornos, the simplicity of a bitch in a tiny top flashing tit no longer matters, especially when it is Lily Allen.

Lily Allen is probably about 50 years old at this point, her silly pop career happened a LONG time ago, she made a ton of money anc has been able to ride it for life.

She was never hot, she was always pretty dumpy, so she’s actually surprisingly better with age thanks to how shit she was back in the day.

Like other 50 year olds, she’s either starved herself, botoxed herself, or OZEMPIC diabetes medicated herself. Her higher testosterone allows for musculature and I’m not here trying to paint a picture of why Lily Allen’s tits should excite you, they shouldn’t, but at least she’s trying…

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I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!

But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!

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Here’s some Lily ALlen in her underwear to give you perverts a fucking boner, assuming you can get off to a washed up pop star of 15 years ago who was never even that good, but for whatever reason went totally viral…she’s even put on her Michael Meyer’s face mask, on some Halloween shit because she knows at 40, you probably don’t want to see her Lily Allen face..

What I will say is that when she was famous she was portly, chubby thing with wonky tits, so her choosing fitness, hormone therapy, or amphetamines his proven to be a good choice, she’s looking skinny and fit and that’s the way middle aged women should look….yes, she’s got non-existent tits, but that just makes them more manageable and as a small titty endorser or ambassador, I think she’s looking better than ever, which defies science, but not really because she used to be fat and now she’s not, so now is better than then…

THAN THEN….in the same sentence back to back….did I just break some literary record? Do they call that WRITING stunts?

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Lily Allen, who I assume most people forget exist because it’s been about 10 years since she’s had a hit song, maybe longer, and I guess if you’re a rich kid who has even one hit song to validate your existence, you don’t really need to go above and beyond with your career cuz you’ve done enough…

I used to make fun of her for being a sloppy pile of overrated and entitled shit, but in her old age and insignificance, she’s managed to bring her tits to social media at least once before, and more importantly, her body looks skinny and hot…which may be confusing for those of us who remember how ugly she was, and know that mid-30s aren’t supposed to look better than mid-20s, but clearly fitness, eating well, not being a fat pile of shit is a solid strategy to make us like you…

I mean, the sheer lingerie…on her tight body makes little to no sense, but I support whatever is going on here..and I’m ready for her to pollute our ears with more songs about smiling but let’s hope it’ll be more about her pussy smile than the face kind…she’s already got the tight pants and hot body for it…

Fitness man, that’s all it takes to make a bitch hot, so bitches, get fitness..let Lily Allen be your spirit guide!

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Lilly Allen is some rich kid who got some record deal and had a few hit songs back when only a handful of people were producing music at that level and the whole industry was controlled by evil corporations who decided who we would be exposed to musically…

I always found her a doughy pile of shit and my highlight of Lily Allen content came when she announced a pregnancy, broke up with the guy she was pregnant with and conveniently ended up with a “Miscarriage” or socially accepted code for ABORTION….the people went nuts that I’d make fun of a girl who had a miscarriage, motherfucker, I’ll make fun of anything….even when they end up having kids and they come out retarded….vile polluted womb shit…that’s my right, don’t shame me, stop discriminating me, support me in all my inappropriate behavior, because if you don’t then you are judging me and that’s against the general rule of society where all fucked up disorders are praised and celebrated….and I guess where bikini pics of even the nastiest bitches who see that they get more engagement since we are all perverts don’t get blocked for being vile and a terrible message for the youth that they too can be doughy pieces of shit in bikinis on the internet like they are hot chicks- so that they don’t have to get actual jobs because inclusivity…

I am not a fan of zero hotness acting hot. I find it offensive….appropriation….it’s the BLACKFACE by not frowned upon like it should be…in a “why is that nasty bitch acting like a hot chick, despite clearly not being hot”….APPROPRIATION!!!

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