I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!

But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!

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