Lily Allen, who I assume most people forget exist because it’s been about 10 years since she’s had a hit song, maybe longer, and I guess if you’re a rich kid who has even one hit song to validate your existence, you don’t really need to go above and beyond with your career cuz you’ve done enough…

I used to make fun of her for being a sloppy pile of overrated and entitled shit, but in her old age and insignificance, she’s managed to bring her tits to social media at least once before, and more importantly, her body looks skinny and hot…which may be confusing for those of us who remember how ugly she was, and know that mid-30s aren’t supposed to look better than mid-20s, but clearly fitness, eating well, not being a fat pile of shit is a solid strategy to make us like you…

I mean, the sheer lingerie…on her tight body makes little to no sense, but I support whatever is going on here..and I’m ready for her to pollute our ears with more songs about smiling but let’s hope it’ll be more about her pussy smile than the face kind…she’s already got the tight pants and hot body for it…

Fitness man, that’s all it takes to make a bitch hot, so bitches, get fitness..let Lily Allen be your spirit guide!

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