The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content…

I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on…

ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes.

Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show…

Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show….

Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much.

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I guess the better question is why would you want to debate if this is real or not, why would you want to see mom of two, miscarriage/abortion of one vagina, 10 years too late…or right…cuz vagina’s are always fun to look at no matter how mangled they are….

I call fake…but still had to post it….because that’s what I do…

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This reminds me of a song, I think the lyrics go “Into the great wide open”….but I could be wrong…there may not be a song with those lyrics…but rather just the lyrics my not very musical ass hears when I see the great, horrible, frightening abyss that is Lily Allen post child bearing / miscarriage and abortion, pussy in panties….

It’s like we get, you were the fat rich girl no one thought was hot so you stepped up your game and got famous, but when you were famous you were still just the fat rich girl everyone though made fun songs, but still thought was fat.

Never the popstar, despite album sales and success…but after finding a comfortable place in her body, maybe 2 babies and a half too late – she decides to be that poptart she always wanted to be…only this time by mocking it, because even she knows that her twerking on stage is a fucking joke, even if she wishes it was serious….

Either way, put some damn pants on.

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I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later….

She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage…

She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously…

So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS!

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Lily Allen went to an event in some Florida Housewife looking beachwear that she wore strategically to flash the world her panties…because she’s on some midlife crisis kick that stems from never being the hot popstar – leading to her acting up in public and building an entire stageshow around twerking and flashing her ass for attention, but since she can’t pull it off legitimately, she does it as a parody…parody is code for fat girl who can’t make it happen on her own – mocking pretty girl who can..

Either way, I know I wouldn’t want to sniff her panties…too many babies, abortions, obesity and missed showers…but here are her panties she wants you to see none the less…like this was the fucking glory days.

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Lily Allen disappeared to make a bunch of babies the last few years…but there was a time when she was having abortions, when being a huge fat star with no sex appeal, thanks to having connected parents who made her career happen for her, always envious of the other popstars of the time who got more attention..

Well now she’s making a comeback and her whole marketing hook is mocking the girls who twerk on stage…by twerking on stage…and if you ask me, or anyone with half of a fucking brain….they will tell you that girls who hate twerking and find twerking stupid will never twerk to mock twerking….but the girls who want to twerk but are too shy to twerk…will make a joke out of twerking…while twerking…

She’s a fucking joke, she’s not hot…and she’s trying by not trying…pathetic to some, but she’s making money by humiliating herself, and if she doesn’t mind….why should we….more importantly, why I am analyzing the psychology of this fat twat who should just retire…

I think I’m the one with the issue.

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Lily Allen dancing topless…disturbs me.

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Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show…

You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…

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Here’s a very fascinating observation…I didn’t care about fat Lily Allen when she was at the peak of her career as the chubby girl who had rich parents…I didn’t care about seeing her topless, I didn’t care about her abortion she marketed as a miscarriage…I didn’t care when she got married and I would have cared if she had a sex tape unless it would make me money…I didn’t like her fat bikini body…

So even now that she’s slimmed down…and is showing off…bringing her tits on stage, despite mocking tits getting hits in her last video because all she ever wanted was for people to masturbate to her and say she was pretty…I really don’t care…but for some reason…I’m posting this…I mean I really don’t care at all…but here it is.

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Mom Lily Allen who hated me enough to block me on Twitter years ago for mocking her miscarriage because I was pretty sure it was an abortion…but after years of reflection…I guess I could have been wrong, since she’s had a bunch of kids since, and I’m not just saying that cuz her body looks like she did…I am saying it cuz she referenced it in her song…a song about how she hates the media’s expectations of her…that co-stars some awesome models and twerking ….even if the twerking involves Lily Allen learning how to twerk…the champagne spanking is hotness…but then again, like the rest of the world…I love fat ass…these girls are hot…I mean except for Lily Allen, but she did cast them,…so I guess I have to like her, even if I hate her….and everything she represents….

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