Lilly Allen is no longer fat, but she is now old, and she’s lounging around the pool in a bikini because she’s rich. It’s a nice reminder that you really only need a one-hit wonder to tour around a few years in your 20s to give you a lifetime of available money to do things like sit around the pool on vacation….

She’s also married to the guy from Stranger Things, so he probably has some money too, which is a nice reminder that if you can’t find yourself a one hit wonder song that you can tour in your 20s, find yourself a hit show to be on that requires your character in every episode of every season, that too will give you that available income to last you a lifetime.

Or you can just get born into a rich family….

Come back in 2023 for more realistic financial tips from this homeless man….because when you’re sitting on the sidelines of life, it’s so easy to see the ANSWERS.

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