Here’s some Lily ALlen in her underwear to give you perverts a fucking boner, assuming you can get off to a washed up pop star of 15 years ago who was never even that good, but for whatever reason went totally viral…she’s even put on her Michael Meyer’s face mask, on some Halloween shit because she knows at 40, you probably don’t want to see her Lily Allen face..
What I will say is that when she was famous she was portly, chubby thing with wonky tits, so her choosing fitness, hormone therapy, or amphetamines his proven to be a good choice, she’s looking skinny and fit and that’s the way middle aged women should look….yes, she’s got non-existent tits, but that just makes them more manageable and as a small titty endorser or ambassador, I think she’s looking better than ever, which defies science, but not really because she used to be fat and now she’s not, so now is better than then…
THAN THEN….in the same sentence back to back….did I just break some literary record? Do they call that WRITING stunts?
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