It’s funny to see Kristin Cavallari at 40 or near 40 as a mom of 3 finding new life thanks to social media….because prior to social media…she was “Laguna Beach” cast member who thought she was too big to do “The Hills” and basically fell off while seeing all her friends or colleagues become really fucking famous….”The Hills” was a big show, I never saw an episode, but I was on the internet and saw it.

Anyway, she did what a barely famous, almost famous, was famous enough thanks to an MTV show would do, and that was marry someone rich, she chose an athlete, it’s a solid strategy to guarantee a lifestyle and it’s the low level basic mall brand girl’s dream…

Now that social media is everything, people only think in MEMES and headlines, while taking selfies, or staring at other people’s life…Cavallari has been able to get fans, followers, launch a direct to consumer brand to get those high margins without having to invest in retail locations….drop shit that shit….

So I think she probably feels like she’s at the top of her game, especially with her recent divorce, where she’s playing up the basic rich divorcee finding her pussy again, as she produces shitty bikini smut on the beach…but the good news is she’s skinny…

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