Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section…

I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited…

The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me…

Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

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If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…

Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and the one who was rumored to have banged Bieber…the one engaged to Maroon 5…and one who I assume dated Leonardo Dicaprio…did what they do and stripped down into their underwear like they are paid to do…like strippers with more legitimacy in society…and here are the pics…

The funny thing in all this is that these are just scans from the catalog, that you could have seen if you are still on the mailing list getting the catalog, or more importantly still masturbating to the Victoria’s Secret catalog despite all the porn available to you, which in and of itself is weird as fuck…but here’s the september catalog like it matters anyway…cuz I’ll look at half naked girls, who are paid millions and photoshopped, to give me unrealistic expectations from other girls…who will undoubtedly disappoint me when they get naked because they aren’t bikini models…..if you know what I mean…

CLICK MORE TO SEE ALL THE PICS…There’s 100 of them…I posted the whole fucking catalog yo’…

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were shooting a lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and the paparazzi were called because the people at Victoria’s Secret love the paparazzi because the paparazzi make their girls more relevant that the Sears Catalog panty models of the 80s….

You know, in a pre-Victoria’s Secret era, lingerie models didn’t matter, and if you look hard enough, you may still find one pulled up to a dive bar somewhere drinking their sorrows while chain smoking and looking for a dude to go home with because they no longer have a soul, they lost that back when they got naked for a lingerie catalog, thinking it would lead to bigger things, but all it lead to was a coke problem and a understanding that getting naked got you paid…

But Victoria’s Secret..turned them into stars..and in doing that sold a lot of fucking panties…

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Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys…

But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios..

I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

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Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…

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Models include the same gang of rejects, including Erin Heatherton, Barbara Palvin and Candice Swanepoel.

I approve of them trying to take the catalog shot and make it a little more erotic, with toplessness and bras half on and shit, it means they are putting in a little effort in an otherwise dated, standardized, middle of the road, pile of shit…but the problem is the execution on this shit is weak as fuck and reminds me of some strip mall pervert’s photo studio where you get your passport picture taken, but where really he likes to showcase his erotic “art”…he’s shot…

You know they can afford better and should probably work on that….but here are the pics anyway…

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The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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