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Archive for the Michael Bay Category

2014

07

Jan

Michael Bay Teleprompter Fail of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother posting this because I really don’t care about Michael Bay or really any of the blockbuster billion dollar shitty movies and the con artists who make them, even when it’s noting them humiliating themselves in a presentation for some product they probably have invested in or are being paid to promote at CES…by fumbling when the teleprompter fails, like this was the Academy Awards and he is just as shocked as the rest of the world that he won…because he knows he is a scam…but the reality is, he’s probably too busy to bother putting thought into any of these things, has no charisma to get out of it, and is a diva bitch who walks off stage instead of just being a real fucking person….and ultimately, it doesn’t matter because he still fucks the hottest pussy around…and that’s what life is all about.

Posted in:Michael Bay

2013

16

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents.

But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent.

The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati…

Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

Posted in:Michael Bay|Victoria's Secret

2011

07

Sep

Michael Bay is Fucking Lauren Stoner This Miami Self Proclaimed Bikini Model of the Day

The rumor is that this is the girl Michael Bay is fucking…the rumor started with pictures of him and her on the beach…with her Hot Bikini Ass exposed…and really I dont’ think it is a real issue…for a celebrity director to fuck some tacky bitch he probably met at the club who is trying to increase her profile cuz she’s tired of doing shitty lingerie shows no one attends…..

I personally hate these low level, self proclaimed models, who for some reason decide they are hot, so they get photographers to shoot them like they are Lima….even though they have broken down face….

I mean anyone with a model mayhem account who thinks she is a model is a fucking joke….

But if you land a celeb….that could all change…even if you have a horrible face….and remember these are her “pro shots” and she still looks like shit…but that ass is good…Proving that it pays to be a whore.

That’s today’s life lesson…here’s her FACEBOOK …Here are some of her low level pics….she’s living her dream all the hardwork has paid off…it’s good to be a vagina.

To See More of her in a Bikini Pics With her Hot Ass and Michael bay….
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2009

17

Nov

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is supposed to be a two week old Victoria’s Secret commercial tat was leaked because Victora’s Secret knows that the Holidays are just around the corner like some kind of rapist waiting to fuck us up against our cars in the parking lot late at night when we leave the office. They also know that their fashion show is hitting soon, which is the only time of year they have TV presence and in order to keep that they need people to watch it so the networks can sell ads, and really anyone who doesn’t watch it has something wrong with them, because an hour of bitches in lingerie walking around is a hell of a lot better than an hour of Everybody Loves Raymond.

Here’s one of their big budget ads with big budget movie maker Michael Bay. It’s a solid 15 seconds long, but if you press pause a lot you’ll be able to jerk off to the shit, making Youtube just another porn site that pretends to be a mainstream site.

Posted in:Commercial|Michael Bay|Victoria's Secret

2009

07

Sep

Michael Bay and His Prostitute Date of the Day

Michael Bay is all over the news lately, mainly because Megan Fox compared him to Hilter and Napolean before going into how much of a socially awkward geek he is, and here he is with some no name girl who most people refer to as a hooker, at least based on her hair and outfit, I assume that’s what she is but based on her facial expression she could be something motherfucker left behind in a whore’s uterus back in Nam or some shit. Either way, I’m sure she licks asshole.

Posted in:Hooker|Michael Bay