This is supposed to be a two week old Victoria’s Secret commercial tat was leaked because Victora’s Secret knows that the Holidays are just around the corner like some kind of rapist waiting to fuck us up against our cars in the parking lot late at night when we leave the office. They also know that their fashion show is hitting soon, which is the only time of year they have TV presence and in order to keep that they need people to watch it so the networks can sell ads, and really anyone who doesn’t watch it has something wrong with them, because an hour of bitches in lingerie walking around is a hell of a lot better than an hour of Everybody Loves Raymond.

Here’s one of their big budget ads with big budget movie maker Michael Bay. It’s a solid 15 seconds long, but if you press pause a lot you’ll be able to jerk off to the shit, making Youtube just another porn site that pretends to be a mainstream site.

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