I wasn’t going to bother posting this because I really don’t care about Michael Bay or really any of the blockbuster billion dollar shitty movies and the con artists who make them, even when it’s noting them humiliating themselves in a presentation for some product they probably have invested in or are being paid to promote at CES…by fumbling when the teleprompter fails, like this was the Academy Awards and he is just as shocked as the rest of the world that he won…because he knows he is a scam…but the reality is, he’s probably too busy to bother putting thought into any of these things, has no charisma to get out of it, and is a diva bitch who walks off stage instead of just being a real fucking person….and ultimately, it doesn’t matter because he still fucks the hottest pussy around…and that’s what life is all about.

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