If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…