I wonder how many of these whores, who pretend they aren’t whores, but who are whores…with no real talent, no real purpose, just narcissism and ego that carries them in front of the camera, because women love male attention…and love being paid a ton of fucking money while getting that male attention…to live a life of luxury, like the vapid cunts they are…
I am all for Feminism, I am a feminist, but there is no way anything these women who commoditize themselves, objectify themselves and not just for the Weinsteins of the world, but for everyone, pretending to be artists because it’s generally accepted that it’s an art…when really they aren’t progressing shit, they are just whining about shit, to get more attention, on their garbage, expensive garbage but garbage nonetheless, that they are…
Fuck these whores…as they all pander to each other and celebrate each other and pretend they are supporting each other while they are women and actually hate each other…but it’s dark times, time for a revolution in their entertainment industry…that doesn’t matter….but people think matters..
Make movies, write movies, produce movies, you’re rich…don’t bring men into the movies…wear your panties and have pillow fights while making the movie and post it to your social media for us to jerk off to so you get your fix…I don’t understand why it’s even a conversation….obviously women are capable of doing anything men do, they can get as rich as men, they don’t need men to do it…but why don’t the fucking just do it instead of annoyingly whine about it…I don’t get it.
There was a time I would have at least considered live-tweeting the VMAs, not because I was ever into the VMAs but because you, the people are…
But we live in an era of no cable, proven this past weekend when the overhyped Mayweather fight happened and at least 50 people I follow on instagram streamed it from wherever they were…
It made for an almost inspirational moment where I realized that together we could really put all these big businesses out of business, I mean not facebook, but everyone else, if we just worked together…instead of hating each other…I mean we should all pay into one cable bill, 200 dollars divided by 350 million people per month, a fraction of a cent a year each…and just have one channel streaming at a time…you know working together for a utopia we don’t need to ever work or pay bills in…
But instead we see assholes making 700 million dollars in some comedy act that they knew they were trolling….and people buy into it…like taxes…because people are morons…
I realize I am ranting here, but the point of the story is that cable TV is useless, produced content useless, live events celebrating useless people in useless things, promoting uselessness, in what is just a mastabatory pile of shit, even just a promo tour to get idiots to buy into this bullshit entertainment industry they created to distract us…is just garbage I don’t like to participate in. It’s blockbuster. I am just more into watching the women who live this famous life, love this famous life, want more attention, fight for attention, and attempt to get more attention because attention makes them thrive…
It’s all so stupid…but lets see who was there…who showed up…and if they are worthy of jerking off to….the whole amazing post by resident goddess can be seen HERE
I can assure you – nothing of importance happened here….
Heidi Klum was there with some rockin’ old lady tits and body that make no sense – must be eugenics….
Hailey Baldwin Working That Ass and Low Level Insta Model Hustle Hard – Jacked up face -it’s a generational lthing…
Demi Lovato was there braless because bitch does whatever she can to get noticed or views….
But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt…
All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in.
I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…
I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…
I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..
I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..
We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…
And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..
Do Not go See This Shit…
Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…
Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…
In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…
I think it’s wonderful when irrelevant events, that used to hold so much clout because they were on MTV and MTV was a huge deal, even if they were their second tier awards show, people actually tuned in….and now they dont…
But fast forward to a time when cable TV doesn’t matter, and that the Networks haven’t figure out how to use digital, allowing shit like NETFLIX to win….when they had all the money in the world to NOT let NETFLIX ever exist…but were too slow, with their heads of their asses to adapt…and NO ONE CARES…
I can assume you, that I am not the demographic for MTV move Awards, but that their Demographic didn’t actually watch the shit, their ratings were shit, and sure advertisers still give them stupid money, even though no one watches them, because advertsers are just as dumb as cable television that was supposed to be the voice of the youth, in an era where the youth doesn’t care.
I love that I didn’t have any idea this was happening and I run a celebrity titty site, and follow all these cunts on social media, it just didn’t penetrate the noise…AMAZING…
End of an era that should have been taken out back and shot when they created Tila Tequila, and the Jersey Shore…Fuck you MTV…and the shitty events you keep producing cuz you don’t know what else to do, you don’t want to admit defeat, even though no one would notice if you fucking stopped it…mid show even…
Here are some sluts who were there:
Shay Mitchell – Who Pretended she was a Kardashian…
Hailee Steinfeld arrives at the MTV Movie and TV Awards at the Shrine Auditorium on Sunday, May 7, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)
Cara Delevingne – Edgy with her shaved head….that no one cares is shaved….but that would be fun to cum on – because the way the cum oozes off reminds you of jerking off on Barbie Dolls as a teen….right?
Back in December a bunch of social media hookers, like Bella Hadid and Em Rat Cow participated in this aggressive promotion for a brand new festival that took place on Pablo Escobar’s private island….called Fyre Festival.
They had a solid website that sold it as the high end luxury festival, with glamping in this safari style tents…in the fucking Bahamas…tents that turned out to be shanty style, like a refugee camp..and food that ended up being two pieces of bread and two slices of cheese….so good…
All it took was a website, some social media buzz…and losers with too much money and fear of missing out bought into it.
They thought “I’ll give this never heard of before festival 15k, some up to 250k for tickets to some bullshit event”…that had no headliner, it just was an orange square on social media accounts they jerked off to.
I guess they thought – let’s get to the place where these people who don’t matter hang out…for no reason, no thought, nothing…and people transferred money over…bought into it….they didn’t even have headliners! It was all based on one social media video…
Apparently, two weeks ago the festival contacted ticket holders and told them no cash or cards would be allowed and they had to charge up their accounts for 500 dollars a person on top of the 15k they already spent…because they knew…grab that money….
And all these dumb Americans think they’ll get their money back, they don’t realize there are terms and conditions, and they don’t realize that they are the idiots to blame…it’s a Bahamas based event…international lawsuit over 15k…idiots…
So the whole thing is pretty fucking funny…an amazing instagram troll…a social experiment like Mr Brainwash, proving people are fucking morons…
I hope they documented this whole thing as a viral video prank, because seriously, it was ambitious and amazingly executed, I am just mad I didn’t organize it.
The US Embassy is involved…this is just LEGENDARY….fuck you Em Rat Cow…it’s all your fault…and internet…you remain a wonderful thing…
Fucking lemmings…so good…I just wish Em Rat Cow and Baldwin were stranded on the island with all the morons. Woulda been good.
THere are some great tweets on the topic…this shit is huge…
Seeing rich idiots getting scammed like idiots as they chase some really stupid IG dream is everything and more….
Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught…
The highlight reel includes….
DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits…
Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV….
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Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV…
That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos…
I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy…
It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous….
Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things….
Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better…
Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing.
Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right…
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Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth…
Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm….
Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort….
Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even….
Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers…
Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before…
Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long….
Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back…
Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit…
Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part….
Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME…..
To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are….
Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”….
Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act….
I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously…
Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie…
So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story….
But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do…
Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway
I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant
TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE
The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam….
Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post)
Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits…
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Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there…
Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone…
I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through…
Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with….
A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife…
Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating…
Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker…
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Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties…
Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This…
Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli…
Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action
Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it…
Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous..
Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards….
In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you…
Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that..
People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary
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Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits..
I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle…
I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again…
Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t…
I’m just doing this for the tits..
Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old…
Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug…
Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch….
Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood….
Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her.
Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster…
