The Teen Choice Awards happened last night – and I watched them. Not because I like teens, in fact it was actually the total opposite of that. I just wanted to see what the kids were into these days, and as expected, it was filled what must be brain washed from the media, really silly, not even good looking, young stars who all kind of looked the same, acted the same, and reminded me that we’re all fucking doomed…

Here’s the top 10 people I noticed there…but barely cared because I didn’t find any one of them hot…compelling or exciting. The industry has gone to shit, and I’m not just saying that as a jaded asshole. It’s just a bunch of fucking cheesy, uninteresting people and Shailene Wood-whatever the fuck her name is talking about cancer patients because she did a movie on cancer and now she’s in tune. Fuck off. Phoney.

1- Chloe Grace Moretz because you’re all perverts and loved her in Kickass

2- Jordin Sparks because she has Horrible Cleavage…and you love horrible cleavage on even the most irrelevant American Idol trash

3- McKaley Miller Cleavage because I’ve never heard of her, but her cleavage screams “I may end up in porn”

4- Bella Thorne because we always need a good fire crotch in Hollywood to balance things out, especially one that is becoming more and more famous due to limited options, who has a slutty naked hipster sister.

5- Cher Lloyd because she survived Demi Lovato’s ass rape…to be famous…and I respect any whore willing to whore to follow her dreams…

6- Sarah Hyland was the host, totally uninteresting, or funny, but I guess that’s what happens when you’re a fucking robot.

7- Lea Michele because she’s trying to be hot, and she’s so not hot, but no one is telling her, everyone around her sucks up. So here she is making a fool of herself and has no idea of it. Always a good time.

8- Hailey Baldwin because she’s doing the Baldwin Genes alright – thanks to an injection of Brazilian model daddy Steven Baldwin stuffed…She’s the Baldwin Ireland wishes she was…

9- Ariana Grande Leads With her Chin…because her speech on never taking no for an answer, because she’s never heard no, she’s a vapid spoiled cunt with an ego of a mother was as inspiring as her gay as fuck brother coming out on Big Brother…

10- Kendall Jenner was there with her big dumb ass sister because they won

11- Taylor Swift is Good and Skinny because she’s hanging with models, possibly lesbian with models, all those boys she went through has left her realizing that getting eaten out is where the orgasm comes from…so stick with a chick – it comes without all the headaches of being cheated on….

12- Shay Mitchell because she’s relevant on a Relevant show and probably the best looking of the bunch….

13- Haley Joel Osment in Drag – because being the cute kid growing up fucks you up when you hit puberty – which coincidentally is the time when any girl becomes cute – thanks to tits and dudes being perverts – she he did what needed to be done.

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I think the title says all you need it to…Here’s the video of Chris Brown performing for his stupid Charity to make good because you can’t base a man’s personality on his willingness to beat the fuck out of Rihanna…who I am sure is high maintenance, annoying and the kind of girl who has made many men crack…or even punched herself in the face and blaming said man because she’s that kind of diva…

Not to say beating girls is right…I think that shit is bad bad bad…I just think Rihanna’s pretty awful…maybe even a demon species of her own…

But still this Chris Brown asshole gets support from people…so I guess those celebs think beating girls is right..if there’s a photo opp in it…because no matter what charity Charles Manson puts on, you can be sure I won’t support…

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The ESPY awards happened last night. I can’t imagine anyone really giving a shit. I don’t know how much ESPN really matters, or more importantly, I don’t know how celebrating Athletes, who are already celebrated, really matters. I just know all the gold diggers, athlete fucking groupies, and possible athletes went out to the shit, I don’t know who 90 percent of the girls in attendance were, but here are the best tricks I found with my little to no actual research…

10 – Kim Johnson

9 – Draya Michele

8 – Hannah Cornett

7- Dara Torres is a Cripple Bitch

6 – Sydney Leroux

5- Erin Andrews – We Saw Your Staged Peeper Videos – To Advance Your Career – TRICK

4- Chrissy Teigen’s Career was Based on Gold Digging Brothers…Rappers or Athletes – Interchangeable..

3- Ali Fedotowsky….Dressed Like a Pumpkin…Brother’s Love Pumpkins…

2- Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen – Double Dose of TRICK

The Number 1 Trick at the ESPYS was Destinee Hooker – Because Her Name is So Appropriate

CLICK TO SEE PICS OF DANICA PATRICK AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER

Click to see pics of JESSICA ALBA AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE INTO SPORTS

Click to see pics of CHRISSY TEIGEN BECAUSE SHE’S THE ENEMY AND YOU MUST ALWAYS KEEP TRACK OF THE ENEMY

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The Country Music awards happened last night and I would say that no one fucking cared, because everyone says they like “everything but country”….but the reality is that the average American is all about the shit, I mean they sing along like it was gospel and they even trick the producers of a singing show to recruit one of their own to make the show more successful….I mean this shit touches a slice of American pie I don’t want to eat…but Brooklyn Decker clearly does, because she made an appearance, not because she’s into country or a country music singer…but because she wants country music fanatics to jerk off to her…it is smart marketing, they are loyal people.

Kellie Pikler’s Titties her Grand Pappy Made her Buy with her American Idol Money to make their incest the best….was there

Brittany Kerr’s Got Big Country Titties Even Though I DOn’t Know Who she is but assume she’s a gold digger based on her hand…

LeAnn Rimes Lives…and her Jesus loving fans are forgiving and will never turn their back on their own, even if she’s become a heathen home wrecking hooker in Hollywood…she’s still their Christian sensation she was marketed as to them…because they can’t really see beyond what they are told…their brains don’t have that function.

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I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos…

Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare…

But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing…

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Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies…

I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there…

Cara Delevigne and Rihanna

Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good…

Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching….

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits…

Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face….

Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat…

Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose…

Beyonce Still Fakin’ It

Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times…

Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit

Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly….

Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got…

Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying….

Here are the instagram pics…

Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties….

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In the event you care, the worlds top models are going to be walking down the runways in various states of undress for the next week at the biggest fashion event in the world…Ne York Fashion Week…and the amazing crew in the stepFORUM have been updating pictures from all the shows they come across….

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I mean if aspiring model, who is trying to position herself hard as fuck and her retard face like Ireland Baldwin is there it must be awesome…right…(see top pic)…

Here are a couple pics of her in a leotard to redeem herself…because I don’t hate her as much as her and her father hate me…

FASHION WEEK

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I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere…

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