The Country Music awards happened last night and I would say that no one fucking cared, because everyone says they like “everything but country”….but the reality is that the average American is all about the shit, I mean they sing along like it was gospel and they even trick the producers of a singing show to recruit one of their own to make the show more successful….I mean this shit touches a slice of American pie I don’t want to eat…but Brooklyn Decker clearly does, because she made an appearance, not because she’s into country or a country music singer…but because she wants country music fanatics to jerk off to her…it is smart marketing, they are loyal people.

Kellie Pikler’s Titties her Grand Pappy Made her Buy with her American Idol Money to make their incest the best….was there

Brittany Kerr’s Got Big Country Titties Even Though I DOn’t Know Who she is but assume she’s a gold digger based on her hand…

LeAnn Rimes Lives…and her Jesus loving fans are forgiving and will never turn their back on their own, even if she’s become a heathen home wrecking hooker in Hollywood…she’s still their Christian sensation she was marketed as to them…because they can’t really see beyond what they are told…their brains don’t have that function.

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