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2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Stefanie Knight on: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Cavan Clark on: INSTAGRAM

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2015

15

Dec

Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

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Her name is @Justinenikolaiev

I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect…

Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love…

Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot..

Posted in:Justine Nicolaiev|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

11

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

So that

YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…

So

CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

I said:

YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

Posted in:Contest|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

14

Jul

Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

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2014

28

Nov

stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

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STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….

Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

04

Sep

A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

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I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.

GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

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2014

15

Jul

X-Men XXX Porn Parody Exclusive of the Day

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My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX

I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid…

It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs…

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CLIP

Here are some pics

TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE CLIP
CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Jul

Amy Marietta By Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

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Friend and babe, ANDI ELLOWAY , who I officially fell in love with this time last year, because along with taking hot pics of babes, she looked amazing in a bikini…it’s like talent from every angle…seriously…sent in these pics of Amy Marietta has a fashion blog called VIVIEREBELLA…and they are pretty fucking awesome…

If every fashion blog was made like this, with pictures like this, starring girls like this, the fashion world would be a far better place to masturbate…It’d be the fans and followers of these brands and babes doing the masturbating, instead of the designers as they stroke their egos, like any good narcissist who has his name across store windows around the world…

Enough of that, here’s the amazing Amy, but the Amazing Andi…the kind of AA I can fuck with…

See More of Andi’s Work HERE

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2014

23

Jun

Drunkenstepfather EDC Exclusive of the Day

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Unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life by becoming a DJ right around the time DJs started getting paid stupid fucking money thanks to EDM going mainstream and all the lame suburban college kids decided they were ravers….

Or unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life’s groupie girlfriend, who when I used to go to raves we’d call the “DJ HO” or “record bitch”…back when DJs used records…

Or unless you’re the sponsor, the VIP, or the dude making stupid money after organizing this event…

Music festivals seem like a fucking nightmare…and I wouldn’t be caught dead at them, no matter how hot everyday girls giving the party life one last shot before turning 30, coupled with half naked 20 year olds, are…

But I would convince my black friend to go take pics from drunkenstepfather, because half naked 20 year olds to 30 year olds raving..as stupid as it looks or sounds…are fun to stare at…

So here’s our EDC exclusive…shot on a point and shoot by a black man…probably dressed like a muppet…named kaveriis photos

Posted in:Events|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

13

Jun

stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

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We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC, because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses…

So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing…

So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened….

I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique…