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2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Stefanie Knight on: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Cavan Clark on: INSTAGRAM

Posted in:SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

15

Dec

Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

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Her name is @Justinenikolaiev

I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect…

Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love…

Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot..

Posted in:Justine Nicolaiev|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

30

Oct

Creepstreet VS stepGIRLS for Halloween Cuz We Creepy of the Day

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It’s Halloween…and if you visit this site, you will know that the stepGIRLS are the fucking best…so we partnered up with the good people at CREEPSTREET.COM , the creepiest, horror inspired, full of ghouls, gore and whore….or whatever the fuck you sluts look for on Halloween… clothing brand….I mean I don’t think any other brand is so committed to Halloween than these guys…

I don’t know what says whore more than a half naked girl in a hotel room with two dudes…not that I know how creepy this shoot was, I assume the model lived, but I wasn’t invited to attend. I guess the girls, like this stepGIRL @saniamallory feel uncomfortable around a real creep….or the creeps creepstreeting during the shoot didn’t want me to take away their shine…

Either way, it’s all fun and games when you’re making fun of creeps but when throw a real one in the mix and all goes to shit so keep the DrunkenStepfather at home…and show him the pics…so no lawsuits happen…I get it..and at least I get to see the pics…

That said, it’s Halloween, here are the pics…

CREDITS:

FOR: @creepstreet vs @step_GIRLS

BY: @iheartboris

Starring: @saniamallory


USE code CREEPYHALLOW expires 10/31/2015 at 11:59pm PST for 31% off all orders $100+ at CREEPSTREET.COM

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

28

Sep

DrunkenStepfather X State Bicycle Company Win a Bike Contest of the Day

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

We are running a contest where you can win a giftcard worth enough to buy yourself a State Bicycle Company bike…

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE

We did a photo shoot with a #stepGIRL to celebrate this joyous occasion…because hot girls and bikes are porn to me…and should be porn to you…especially when the girl looks this good…

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE

So Bikes and babes…to get you to sign up to win a bike…seems like we’ve all fucking won to me…

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

State Bicycle Drunkenstepfather Contest

CLICK HERE – TO ENTER THE CONTEST – TO WIN THE BIKE


Photos by: Spencer Edwards | Instagram

Model: Ariadna Contreras | INSTAGRAM

Posted in:State Bicycles|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2015

11

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

So that


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…

So


CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

I said:


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

Posted in:Contest|stepEXCLUSIVE

2015

14

Jul

Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson….

Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it….

So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

28

Nov

stepGIRLS for Stunner of the Month Club by TheHeadHuntr of the Day

STUNNER OF THE MONTH is a subscription based sunglasses company, that basically sends you sunglasses every month, because if you drink as much as I do, you can never have enough sunglasses….

They sent us some glasses, so we decided to do a post-thanksgiving, pre-Christmas, take a stepgirl out into the streets with @TheHeadHuntr and have her be hot as fuck in front of Christmas decorations, on this Black Friday, to get you in the Holiday Spirit, like I’ve been getting myself into, by listening to Christmas music and crashing Christmas parties, since it is the most wonderful time of the fucking year…

That said, STUNNER OF THE MONTH are offering a deal for anyone who signs up….so sign up….


Promo Code: STEPDAD
Offer: $2 off first month when they sign up for monthly subscription service

And if you’re not into that…Here are some pics of the amazing @Macbud one of the key @step_GIRLS by our friend @TheHeadHuntr in some Stunner of the Month sunglasses.

Sign Up for Monthly Sunglasses CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

20

Oct

Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet…in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS….

You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing…

So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls

I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

12

Sep

Sam Fuente stars in “stepGIRLS VS Creepettes” of the Day

Her name is SAM FUENTE and she is starring in the first instalment of the #stepGIRLS vs CREEPETTES (who are the models behind the Creepstreet brand…)

I mean I don’t think there is a loser in this situation, we are all winners, we’ve got a babe half naked, rolling around in a bed, showing some tit…for no specific reason…other than for the sake of taking pictures of her half naked, rolling around in a bed, which I guess is an amazing enough reason – when she looks as good at this…

The shoot was put together by resident evil of #stepGIRL fame and I HEART BORIS ….

Posted in:Sam Fuente|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2014

04

Sep

A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.

GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE

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