So there’s this slut and her name is Abi Titmuss. A lot of you have probably jerked off to her sex tape and you probably loved her tits. I was under the impression that she was famous in the UK and I had no idea that she was a sex addict…I didn’t do my research about this party slut, but either way, she’s promoting some website and I took advantage of the situation and got a stepINTERVIEW done with her. It’s done over email and it took Abi Titmuss 2 weeks to answer, but keeping up with my no-editing policy, it’s a little out dated. So read it, love it, and remember this interviewing thing is new to me so if I suck don’t bother telling me, I realized I have no talent with yesterday’s interview with the producer of Stern.TV. So here’s Abi….

I have a thing for virgins so for the sake of this interview can you answer these questions as a virgin who is on the verge of losing her virginity, so that means a little horny, a little innocent, a little shy, a little confused and all hot. Are you okay with that?

Yes, I’m very OK with that. I love the thought of being treated like an innocent little virgin!

Word on the internet is that you are 30. What’s being a 30 year old Virgin like and when can we expect a movie about it starring you to come out?

Thats right, I am about 30. But we all know I’m not a virgin, I’ve been fucked so many times I don’t think I’ll ever be a real virgin again! I have made a full length porno called “Abi Rides Againâ€? but I certainly didn’t play a virgin in it – I played myself! I’ve done a few other full length films and I’ve got some really fun ones in the pipeline, like a lesbian porno with my friends Jodie Marsh and Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

Halloween is coming in the next couple of weeks what are you going to be dressing up as, the average girl uses Halloween as an excuse to show off their Yoga asses, but I have a feeling you are more into using it as an excuse to wear a jogging suit, with your hair all ratty and no make-up….since you dress like a whore in your everyday life on the regular…discuss.

I went to a party dressed as a horny witch. With a short black miniskirt, a black see through top and ripped black stockings. All topped off with a big witches hat! I got plenty of attention from guys and girls. In fact there was one girl who I took back to my place that night, and we filmed it for my website totallytitmuss.com I love filming myself – I’m like that guy in Sex Lies and Videotape!

I was thinking of dressing up like a rapist and hiding under your bed so that one night when you are asleep all alone, I’d jump out with an erection and scream boo. Do you think that’d scare you or would my pathetic excuse for a penis make you laugh, further humiliating me to the point of realizing that I can’t do nothing right….I forgot what the question was….

I think I’d have to see your penis first! I don’t like the idea of rape but I do like the idea of being taken by surprise.

When did you realize that guys wanted to fuck you?

When I was 15 years old. I was a typical blonde girl with tits that seemed too big for her schoolgirl body. All the guys tried it on, and some of them got some as well. I miss the good old days when I could be innocent, I think that is why I’m so addicted to sex with girls and guys and generally enjoying my body.

I saw a picture of you simulating oral sex on a banana, are you always that classy?

You should see what I can do with a cucumber!

Why is someone like you a lot richer than me? I want to know how I get to the level where sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are interviewing me….because despite what you or your assistant answering this for you is thinking, the site is almost as luxurious as your hair.

I’m not as rich as people think I am. This celebrity game doesn’t pay as much as I thought it did. You have to be at the top of the tree to be making real money. I do ok though. I shouldn’t complain. And thanks for the hair comment! I think its one of my best assets! And for the record, this is ME writing this, not an assistant! I don’t have any assistants!

I remember you had a sex tape released a little while ago. Is that something that you don’t like talking about, was it a marketing strategy and have you always had a thing for black women who like to lick anus?

I always had a plan. And I knew that making sex tapes would help me achieve celebrity status and that is why I did the tapes, yes. But, I do like black women (I like all pretty girls) and I do like having my arse licked!

Whenever I watch black people have sex, I feel like I am watching the nature channel, does that make me a racist or is it a sound cultural observation?

I don’t know. I have a lot of black friends, some of whom I have been intimate with, so I don’t see things the way you do. Maybe you should have sex with some black chicks!

I guess the whole you being a virgin dream went out the window when I watched clips of the sex tape. I felt like it was a little taste of heaven. I’ve always had a thing for amateur porn and I’d like to encourage you to produce more, so can we expect more exposed vagina from you?

I have produced more, a lot more. The original tape was an edited compilation that I deliberately leaked to the press. There were originally three one hour films. And I’ve made lots of other home made porn as well. Its all on my website www.totallytitmuss.com in the videos section

Since you’ve put up with me for this long – you can promote yourself now:
If you want to see me in action, and get all of my hardcore photos and videos visit my very own official website www.totallytitmuss.com where you can download my porn films, watch me get naked and fuck for you, as well as read my own horny personal blog.

Abi

It’s times like this that I wish I wasn’t impotent, think of all the good times I could have with you love. Cheers (that’s UK for Thanks and Bye)

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So it’s official. I am destined for failure. I did this Interview with a producer of Howard Stern’s TV show named Doug Goodstein. It was in efforts to get some exposure and possibly a shout out on Howard Stern, because I thought that would make me famous. Unfortunately he seems to think I am an idiot…and he’s industry…and making money, so I guess that means I am an idiot. Either way, when you read this, remember that I don’t hate Jews, some of my best friends are Jewish. They are just a funny religion to talk about.

Here’s the interview with Doug Goodstein that was done via email….

I have never heard of you, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I’d like to get that out before we start. I checked your IMDB and the only projects you have ever executive produced were for Stern, how did you get the job are you a synagogue friend he carried to the top?
I could answer your question as ridiculously as they are written or answer them seriously…I will give you real answers despite the goofy questions. I actually just sent a resume in the mail to E! looking for an entertainment-based job; I was working at ABC News and was not happy. I got a call and it turned out to be for the Howard Stern Show which was a perfect match for me.

So you are saying that it had nothing to do with you and Stern being lovers ?
Duh!

Is he really the king of all media and don’t you find that title a little obnoxious. If I walked around telling girls I had a 10 inch dick and was the best fuck in town, they’d get pissed when they found out I was impotent and pathetic, so why does Howard get away with giving himself a title like that ?
The truth is that Howard rarely refers to himself as “The King Of All Media�. Howard may have created the title somewhat goofing around but it’s the actual media that refers to him with that title a lot more than Howard does himself.

So you are Jewish, how’s that working out for you?
So you ask dumb questions, how is that working out for you? I love being a jew!

Do you think being Jewish is why you work in TV, because as a Jew you were given options like clothing, media or bakery and you chose media kind of thing….
Man these question just getting more and more odd as we go along. Yes, I work in TV because I am jewish.

I heard that all Jews love Chicken Caeser Salads, is that true?
I love matzoh, pickled herring, lox, and gefilte fish…thanks for asking.

Who is more Jewish, Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?
Who cares!

What is the craziest thing thats ever happened when you were working on the Stern show?
One segment we did that was really crazy we did a farting contest. For that bit I was the sucker counting the farts with a digital counter in the studio; within minutes Dan The Farter was trying to set the Stern Show farting record but he started to crap out little shit nuggets…I was freaked out and sick by the sight but Dan just kept on going despite everyone freaking out.

Has it ever got you laid?
I know this may sound crazy but I have never really taken full advantage of working here and getting girls. I have always been OK in that department. But for the record I once spent some time with Jenna Jameson back in 1995…true story! Howard mentioned it on the air…

How do I get my own TV show, I am already famous on the internet, what’s the next step?
Just keep working hard and why not make an attempt to put some video of yourself on your site.

What is this Howard On Demand business?
Go Howard.tv for all the details on what Howard TV On Demand is all about…

Why wouldn’t Howard do an Interview with me?
I can’t tell you, but if you ever got him and hit him with these kind of goofy questions I assure you that you’d never have an interview opportunity.

Thanks for your time
With Love
Jesus

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The reason I found your Myspace is because one of my readers named Craig said you sat with him at a club for 4 hours and didn’t charge him. Are you a stripper or an escort or just a nice lady?
I dont remember a guy named Craig, but yeah I’m a stripper at the Hustler Club. I’m definately not an escort, and the reason I was sitting with him for so long is pretty much because im the worst stripper in the world. I make money, but once i find an interesting person to talk to, I’m like Fuck work lemme just sit here all night. No, we did not talk about your website, but i will b sure to bring it up more frequently in my conversations with random people.

My readers are usually not very memorable. Speaking of memorable, do you remember when you realized that every guy you met wanted to stick his dick in you?
I cant remember when i first realized guys wanted to get in my pants, probably when i started giving blowjobs in eighth grade and suddenly had lots of male friends… Is that a legitimate answer?

How small were your tits before you got the implants and do you think big tits makes that much of a difference in the work that you do?
I was a 32B before i got my boobs done, and that was before i ever danced so although I cant say for sure exactly how much of a difference it makes in this industry, i think i would have done well pre boobjob, my tits were pretty nice.

Have you ever done porn? If so, what kind?
I’ve never done boy/girl porn, but on my website there is girl on girl action and a lot of masturbation stuff. I LOVE turning men on! But girl/girl is as far as i’ll go.

I see that you’ve dyked out on Howard Stern. Do you dyke on Howard Stern often?
I dyke out pretty often, but have only had the chance to do it on Howard Stern once. I love having sex with girls, although in the end, i prefer a man.

Is all this a cry for attention because your daddy never loved you? Or because he loved you too much?
I am probably somewhat of an attention whore, just like any other female in this industry, but i dont consider what i do a “cry for attention,” and daddy loves me very much. I was never molested as a child, either..

I feel like I should ask you the standard interview questions, like how many fingers can you fit in your box, what is the weirdest thing you’ve stuck in your box, are you bald or do you believe in a little landing strip, does size matter and do you do anal, how many dudes have you slept , do you always use condoms even though they suck, have you ever had an STD or an Abortion but I think that would be inappropriate, so I’ll ask you this instead….Do you like dancing? Dancing is fun…I am not really that good at interviews, let me think of a really riveting question like this… Who’s work inspires you?
Who’s work inspires you? Hmmm… at this point in my life, i cant really say that i’ve been “inspired” by the work of anyone. I LOVE movies (Quentin Tarantino!) and art (Salvadore Dali!), but i dont think they really inspire my life in any way… I guess if I had to chose, I’d say that when I was in highschool I listened to a lot of Necro and Cage and they definately had something to do with me going into this line of business. Oh, the book Art Of Seduction inspired me to be a more seductive person, although i have yet to start actually working on it.

What do you do for fun?
What do you do for fun? I smoke a lot of weed and watch a lot of tv. I also genuinely love shooting for and working on my website.

Are you the DJ AM of Hot Sluts?
huh??

Exactly…Tell me some shit you’ve got on famous people, don’t worry about it damaging your career, if anything it’ll just make you more popular. It’s not like those dudes will ever do shit for you. So let it out… I’m here for you.
I dont know any famous people, but i know alot of guys who know first hand that Scarlett Johanssen is a whore.

What’s it like being interviewed via myspace by the coolest motherfucker on the internet? I can imagine that it’s pretty fun….
Of course it’s fun, have you ever met a girl that doesnt love to talk about herself??

I just read in your comments that you are one some kind of show called Asian Invasion, what is that creepy dude Todd talking about and why are you in his top 8. At least he listens to Van Halen, always a sign of a dude who WON’T shoot up an Amish school. PS that was sarcasm…I know strippers can be slow..
I am on a radio show called Bubba The Love Sponge on Howard 101 (Sirius Satellite Radio) a lot, and they gave me the nickname Asian Invasion.

What’s the creepiest thing a dude’s ever done to you?
I used to be a dominatrix, so i have tons of creepy dude stories… There was this one guy who had a tooth fetish,and he liked for me to wiggle his tooth for an hour an a half straight, as he would ask over and over again, “is it coming out?” In my personal life, i once dated a guy who asked me to slowdance with him when there was no music playing. I think he thought he was being romantic, but it totally turned me off.

PS your dog is very cute, any chance of getting some pics of you and the dog bathing together? It’s kinda my fetish.
No. Totally not into beastiality (sp?) sorry.

This was a huge waste of time. I suck at life and this isn’t funny. Sorry about that.

Visit her site GO
Visit her myspace GO

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This girl messaged me asking me to make her famous, since she had pics of herself in a bikini, I decided to go along with it. Here are the boring questions I asked her, because I figured if I started asking her to describe her box and tell me what the weirdest thing she stuck in it was, she’d never bother answering the other questions. I realized over the years of being an internet creep that it’s always important to ease the ladies into the vulgarities gently. Speaking of easing things in gently, there is a Yom Kippur celebrating jewish girl in spandex pants bending over in front of me.

Here’s Maude Flanders – Probably Not Her Real Name:

Why do you want me to make you famous?
I want you to make me famous because I’m undeserving of it and I’m tired of stroking your cock for free.

What is your talent?
My talent is sitting at a boring job all day and actually getting paid to read blogs and check my myspace page more frequently than a old fuck with bladder control pisses himself.

Do you want to be the next Forbidden and did you know that she was a Man?
I’m not really sure who Forbidden is, I know it’s from FOV but I haven’t been watching that this season, I’ll say no, I prefer my looks over that of a trannie.

Do you ever sleep with random men from myspace?
I have not slept with any men from myspace yet…there’s alway the opportunity that I’ll find one that will fit the bill.

Are you one of those drunken college girls who likes having a good time?
Well I’ve never gone to college, so I’m not a drunken college girl. I do like to have a good time, especially when I’m drunk. I guess I’m an uneducated drunken working girl.

What would I have to do to convince you to send me nude pics?
I don’t think I’ll ever send nudes, too risky and cheap, there are so many nudes online. Besides I’m saving the surprise for when we run off together

This is your chance to ask a question you think I will find funny
My question for you:
Why do you suppose people find it criminal to take acid and then fuck vegetables?

Visit her on Myspace GO

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The only celebrity who has ever emailed me was a voice actor who played Montgomery Moose on a show I hold close to my heart cuz I used to watch it when i was about 12. This show is how I learnt English when I moved to Texas and it’s called Get Along Gang. Here’s my stepINTERVIEW with my childhood idol, Montgomery Moose.

Do you ever say “I’m Montgomery Moose want to Touch My Antler?” to lure kids back into your caboose ?
Yes, but I traded my caboose for an ice cream truck. It’s more effective and I really love big sticks.

Do you run a porn site because you are sick of 6 year old pussy or is it because you never had a childhood like the bitch who killed herself on different strokes ?
I don’t go in for six year old pussy. I prefer older women. I spend a lot of time in nursing homes.

Did you see your father get shot like Bambi saw her mother shot, or is that just a deer thang?
Is Bambi a porn star? I’m not sure I follow you.

If you could be anyone’s vagina for a day, who would it be?
Katie Holmes. I was always a fan of Dawsons crack. Besides, Scientoligists get me hot!

When you order pizza, do people recognize your voice and realize you’re Famous ?
My personal assistant orders all my pizzas. She’s a Japanese schoolgirl named Keiko. Extra anchovies.

What should we be expecting from Montgomery Moose in the future?
A cumback.

Does Montgomery Moose go to space?
Only when he’s had too many Red Bulls. And I do mean “had” them.

Did the Get Along Gang always get along, or did you have to save face for TV?
It was one big shagfest. I still have scars from Portia Porcupines quills.

Could you show us your sex video with Paris?
Travis Barker has it in the glove compartment of his Hummer.

Be sure to Check Out Montgomery Moose’s Websites who are actually run by Donavan Freberg the Voice of Montgomery Moose.

Porn Site NonDairyCreemer GO
Rated R Site BabyBoy Freberg GO

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Dear DJ Sam Young,

We’re going to do it like this, 10 questions all of which will be semi retarded, because let’s face it, I am not a journalist. You can answer them however you want, you don’t have to be funny, the fact that you are answering this is funny enough..

1- So what’s it like being the guy in the Lohan Pictures?

It was nice meeting LL, she has good taste in music ! Being that guy just means all the fake Lindsay’s try and add me on myspace, lol.

2- How does one become the guy in the Lohan Pictures?

Busting your balls for years DJing and good luck.

3- What does Lohan smell like?

She didnt smell of anything particular, but she was looking good.

4- So you’re a DJ, I am guessing you’ve seen your share of box…what’s the craziest thing a girl mashed out on MDMA and Cocaine did in a party you were playing at that involved her box…

Ive had my fair share of box action pussy, girls touching me up in the booth drunk and trying to kiss me to get a song etc. I dont do drugs but plenty of people have snorted in there. I actually havent had a BJ in the booth yet, that would be interesting.

5- Speaking of Vagina, if you could be any girl’s vagina for a day, who’s would it be?

I wouldnt wanna be a girls vagina thanks, I wouldnt want any cocks that near to me.

6- Are you the UK version of DJ AM?

Me and AM are different, but we do the same kind of parties. And if hes reading this, get your ass over to London.

7- Which celebrity are you going to get gastric bypass surgery for, drop 150 lbs, propose to marry and end up on her shitty reality TV show before she gets caught making out with Steve-O from Jackass, calling off the engagement and landing some Laguna Beach rich kid….leaving you broken and sad….

I dont need gastric bypass, they can get that shit for me ! And if I was dating a ‘celeb’ I wouldnt end up on her shitty show for publicity. She’d probably catch me fucking her best friend.

8- Do you think the chances of getting an STD are higher if you met the slut at a nightclub than if you meet her on the Internet?

The club whore for sure, cause if shes easily banging you shes no stranger to it. So wrap your tools.

9- I never get into clubs because I smell like urine and three year old semen as I haven’t had a boner in about 3 years. I want to know the top 5 DJs you hate and more importantly, can I be on permanent guest list to all the events you DJ?

To be on my glist I would suggest you wash and cut your pubes. I dont wanna mention my top 5 worse DJ’s as I dont wanna give them any free publicity ! Haha.

10- Since you’ve been so cool to us, feel free to write about whatever you are promoting here…and can you dance?

No worries, I have just set up my online record label Nod Factor which is being distributed by JUNO online.
Label will be launching soon, if you know anyone with some hot underground music get them to hit me up on myspace ! I can dance, but I have to rat assed drunk ! Its a shame, caus before I djed I was always dancing like I had MC Hammer in me.

Ps – Why do girls love djs?

Girls love DJ’s cause we are the centre of attention in the club and are good with our hands : )

PPS – Are you gay?

No, sorry to break your fantasy.

Visit Him On Myspace GO

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I came across a profile on Myspace that claimed to be Trish Stratus. So I messaged her asking her for an interview for the site. I am 95% sure this bitch is not the real Trish Stratus and that the person behind this profile is actually some 14 year old immigrant kid with no friends and a love of wrestling who lives somewhere in Canada and jerks off to her implants. Either way, This is what Trish Stratus’ myspace profile had to say. If it is really her, her spelling is as rough as her 6-pack abs and bitch should stick to doing sit-ups.

1- Were you into wrestling when you were a kid?

ABSOLUTLY, I REMEBER MY AND MY TO GUY CUZINS USED TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME , THEY INTRIDUCED ME TO WRESTELING AT A YOUNG AGE SO I STARTED SEING THJEM EVERY MONDAY UNTILL I HAD THE CHANCE TO FINNALLY WRESTLE.

2- Who taught you how to wrestle? Was it your Stepfather?

NO IT’S NOT MY STEPFATHER??? WEN I ENTERED WWE FIT FINLEY TRAINED ME AND SOME MORE WWE DIVAS.

3- When did you realize you had sex appeal and who was the person to hammer that into your head? Was it your Stepfather?

IT WAS SOMEONE WHO REALLY LIKES TO FIRE PEOPLE! U NOW WHO OR AT LEAST THINK ABAUT IT!!

4- Were you ever a stripper, because I always thought of wrestling girls as the top of the Stripper Career Ladder.

LOL!!!!!!!! I DONT NOW ANY DIVA WHO USED TO BE A STRIPPER????

5- What are you working on now and what do you want me to make stepFAMOUS?

I’M WORKING ON MY SELF!!!!!!! LOL…

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Today was a bad day, one where I was tired, unmotivated and questioned why I do what I do on this site. I make no money, everyone thinks I am lame and not very funny, girls aren’t knocking down my door to suck me off and Lohan isn’t my wife yet. I keep on trucking, 1.5 years later so I took time off to go to Starbucks and watch my favorite Bum do his dance. I sat on the patio with gay black men, Jewish Heiresses, Medical Students and some other guy who’s just always around and gave girls walking by different ratings on how hot they were. I REMEMBERED that I do this because it’s what I am supposed to do. Like a porn star is blessed with a big dick – I am blessed with whatever the fuck you call this motherfucker.

Speaking of big dick’s, here’s an interview I did with Donny Long, some porn star I never heard of. I sent him the questions a month ago, but he didn’t dig the questions, but I somehow won him over today when I wrote him this….

it took me time to write you that interview
the least you could do is answer the motherfucker
you are pretty fucking lazy for someone who wants to get more visibility.
my site is big
now make it fucking happen motherfucker.

with love
jesus martinez
drunkenstepfather.com

So a few hours later this is what I got from him….We are NOW big fans of Donny – so visit his site…and help make him famous…

Here we go:

How long are you and by you I mean your penis?
depends on the girl and how hard she makes me!!!!

Is your penis the reason you got into porn or was it nepotism?
both

I should ask about the girls you bang, otherwise my readers will think I am homo, speaking of homo, how many gay porns did you do to get into straight porn?
no gay porn never have, never will god made adam and eve not adam and steve

So does porn pussy stink or is that just the gutter slophole bitches who used to get drunk enough to let me go down on them?
no stink in porn girls they clean out before every scence

I saw you were in some squirting videos, is female ejaculation real or was the bitch just pissing all over the motherfucking place?
depends on the girl some girls piss some cum

My friend says it feels like someone is pinching the head of his dick, does that mean he has an STD?
maybe, i wouldnt know i never had one

Does being in porn help you land everyday pussy in clubs, you know like the hot college freshman bitches who you see on girls gone wild and if so do you rock a condom with them because I am pretty convinced they all have herpes.
i really dont have time to fuck outside of work i fuck twice a day everyday for work and as far as bitchs outside the biz i dont touch them because there not tested every month

Grover wants to know what hole is your favorite (mouth, ass, vagina)?
vagina of corse

When you do the gangbang scenes, do you find yourself lookin at the other guy’s cock?
dont do gang bangs

Do girls ever call you Donny Average when you’re done with them?
no nothing average there buddy

This is a link to his Gallery Page (NSFW)
This is a link to a Pic of him Not Having a Gang Bang… (that was sarcasm)(NSFW)
This is a link to His Bio (I didn’t read it…that’s the kind of research I do for this gig)

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I did this interview a year a 3 months ago, before AM was engaged to Richie, before she left him for Steve-O, before they got back together, before I was confident enough in my site to really rip a motherfucker apart. For the record AM was always cool with me, and asked me to take it off the site when they first got engaged, so I did. I saved it in case I decided to cry for attention. This be me crying for attention.

Bam, Here is AM

INTERVIEW ORIGINALLY REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF LIONEL RICHIE

INTERVIEW REPOSTED BY JESUS TO SEE IF WE GET SUED

Stepfather: So what’s the deal with DJs, why does every girl want a piece of the DJ?

DJ AM: DJs rule… Every girl wants to bone us cause we are the center of attention… And that’s what every girl wants to be.

Stepfather: You used to be fat, I am fat, is life really that much better being thin? Do girls appreciate a fat man, or is your life that much better now that you aren’t fat?

DJ AM: I hated being fat. I miss knocking back a rack of ribs and bakers dozen of Krispie Kremes for a snack but I like being thin for once…

Stepfather: Rumor is that when you lose a lot of weight, your penis gets bigger, is that true?

DJ AM: Yes, my penis has gotten bigger.

Stepfather: I am a fat man and I am scared to sleep with fat women for 2 main reasons, first because fat is disgusting and second because fat gets in the way of sex and I am scared I won’t be able to penetrate fully, how do you feel about sex with fat chicks?

DJ AM: I have a friend who is skinny and he only fucks fat girls. I think he likes the padding and feeling like hes doing some kinky shit. Thing is, your right. If the chick is THAT fat you can’t dig it all the way in cause there are rolls blocking you.

Stepfather: When it comes to sex, what’s the craziest thing you have done, what do you brad to your boys about?

DJ AM: I used to slap the shit out of this one girl who LOVED to be smacked in the face. I’m not much of a bragger anymore though. I grew old and just like it normal.

Stepfather: How much drugs funnel through the clubs you play at, because I once hung out with a stripper, we were sitting next to each other on the bus and she was telling me that clubs have so many drugs…I once did an 8-ball of crystal in a trailer park in Dallas, that’s actually where my blog started. How do you feel about drugs and what is your drug of choice.

DJ AM: Drugs RULE! I used to be a crack head for about 2 years. Nothing is more fun then being so wasted you throw up on yourself at 9:45am on your way to downtown LA to buy crack rocks from the mouth of a 12 year old Mexican kid. Drugs are all over the clubs I DJ. I just like sitting back and watching people learn the hard way.

Stepfather: Would you sleep with your stepdaughter/stepsister if she was really hot? If you said no, would you rethink it if you only met her when she was legal or if she was only in your life for a couple of years?

DJ AM: I would not bone my step ANYTHING. That’s just too damn funky and close to home… Well, if she was Adriana Lima then yes.. but only in the ass.

Stepfather: Do you feel that your music is being overshadowed by your celebrity acquaintances, friends, and lovers?

DJ AM: No.

Stepfather: How do you feel about providing us with some random gossip that no one will read, but you feel you need to get off your chest and what’s the deal with celebrity obsession, I like to pretend I care about celebrity, but I only do it for traffic to the site.

DJ AM: Hmmmmmm… gotta think about that…

Stepfather: I am an alcoholic, and I like to drink everything, including rubbing alcohol and tang, what is your drink of choice?

DJ AM: I am a sober recovering alkie… I aint had a drink in 7 years.

Stepfather: What are the chances that you would put me on permanent guestlist to all your events?

DJ AM: Slim to none cause there is no permanent guest list. But, if you give me a reach around in the booth I may get you in to 1 club.

Stepfather: Could you hook me up with naked pics of celebrities, it seems to really drive a lot of traffic to my site and I would really appreciate it, no one would know it is from you….I am thinking a DJ AM sex tape or something, is that likely?

DJ AM: Not a good look for you, got no pics 🙁

Stepfather: Who are your musical influences? What kind of music do you dig? What type of music do you play? What gets your dancefloor bumping?

DJ AM: I am strongly influnced by the music of David Hasselhoff. What a voice on that stunning man.

Stepfather: Are you going to pimp the expression “that’s porno� in LA, I think you have the visibility to make this the next big expression, you down?

DJ AM: It could be… but my girl is not feeling that word. I gotta break it in slowly.

Stepfather: I once saw a picture of you in high-end streetwear, have you always supported streetwear? How do you feel about the popularity of the homeless look, I remember when it was limited to people like me, who actually used food stamps while the hottest thing was Brandon Walsh from 90210…when it comes to art, do you have any?

DJ AM: Bryten Goss is an amazing painter. I have a crazy ass painting of his called Triumph Of Death. Its a street scene in LA where the dead wake up and tear thru the city killing everyone in sight. Its sexy.

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