I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….
Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…
We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…
I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them.
She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin.
I realized that it had something to do with Spike being a piece of fucking shit since along with robbing Kayden of the lead she deserves, also refuse to work with me, but that doesn’t right this wrong, so I am turning to you motherfuckers to vote for her, because she deserves it and Spike are assholes, but more importantly, because she will marry me as a publicity stunt if she does win and I’ll live-feed that circus act for you.
I know you didn’t pull thru the last contest she was in, so let’s not fuck me over again….
I’ve been running this Eagle of Death Metal concert and people have been sending in some entries, I figured I’d throw them up on the site and try to get more fans sending in shit because I like getting these emails.
Here are 10 of my favorites….
Entry 1: The Cross Dresser
If you like what you see…ill send more 😉
Entry 2: The Chronic Masturbater…
Here is my wonderous entry.
Entry 3: The Ass…
Hi there, I hope you don’t mind that I took a few. I’m having too much fun with this!
Lots of ass pics, I know.
Entry 4: The Other Ass
I’m a super duper fan of EODM. I think the new album HEART ON is fan-fucking-tastic!
Entry 5: The Nipples
Boston, Brooklyn, or NYC…
Entry 6: The Lazy
It may not be the sexiest, or the most impressive, but it’s from me with love. ;3 So with this entry, maybe I’ll have the chance to touch the band inappropriately. Lol
Entry 7:The Republican…
Hey Jesse, I voted for our guy McCain and now you can vote for me!
Have a safe and fun tour, and I’ll see you when you get here!
Oops…I think I forgot to send this one, it’s the best of the bunch!
Entry 8: The Fish Net….
I would like to go to the show at Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn (Nov 16th), which was SOLD OUT today when I went to get tickets   =[. So pick me!!!!
Entry 9: The Shitty Artist
Pretty Please! 🙂
This would be my first ever Eagles of Death Metal show. I have been a fan for a long time and they are finally coming somewhere I can travel to. I would love to meet them.
Entry 10: The Child Laborer…
I enjoy pimping out my children for my benefit.
Entry 11: The Bearded Lady…
The contest is still on, so send in your entries….
ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND…. GO
I am running a contest on the site. This is an exciting day for all of us, especially if you are a fan of Eagles of Death Metal and into exploiting yourself on a minimal level to win.
Who?
Eagles of Death Metal are a band. If you’ve never heard of them or want to hear their music Check Their Myspace.
Their Tour Starts October 30. And you can win a chance for you and a friend to get into their show, get backstage and hang with them and by hang with them I mean try to seduce them like the groupies you are. This could be your meal ticket.
How do you win ?
Take a sexy picture or video that ties into the band, ideally one better than the first enty I got earlier today. That means write their name on your body parts, do a dance to their song, film an amateur porn with a picture of the band taped to your girlfriends face. Get creative. I want this shit to inspire me.
Then send in a sexy picture, video, link to a picture, link to a video to email hotline (at) drunkenstepfather.com for me to choose the winner of the week.
Rules:
-The picture/video must be of you or taken by you
-The sexiest/funniest/most creative entry wins
-You Have to Choose the Date and Location You Want to Attend and You Have to Get Yourself There….and include that in the email…
Let me say that again,
– You Have to Choose the Date and Location You Want to Attend and You Have to Get Yourself There….and include that in the email…
One more time,
-You Have to Choose the Date and Location You Want to Attend and You Have to Get Yourself There….and include that in the email…
-I will be choosing the winners.
-I will be posting the entries on the site
Let me say that again,
-I will be choosing the winners.
-I will be posting the entries on the site
Prize:
1- 2 tickets to the Eagles of Death Metal concert of your choice
2- 2 backstage passes to the Eagles of Death Metal concert of your choice.
3- Some time to meet the band, or some of the band, I won’t be there, so you’ll have to figure it all out on your own, but the label tells me you’ll get to meet the band
I am giving out 1 prize pack per week, on every friday for the length of the tour, so if you see your city/town that you want to attend on their Myspace, your best bet is to submit the week before the concert date. Since we’re doing multiple winners and no one reads the site, your chances of winning are pretty fucking high.
