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2017

20

Apr

stepGIRLS vs Thick Ass Glass Snapchat Takoever of the Day

It’s still 420, and if you’re not spending you’re day laying in bed, or on the fucking floor, or in a park, with at least one girl getting high all day…well, you’re a lot like me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it, or think it’s a wonderful thing, for a community of smokers to get high all day and fuck the way the good life is meant to be…

Fuck work, fuck the system, fuck it all…motherfuckers…and do it with some amazing Glassware….like your granny always told you…bust out the best China for any celebration…

So if you’re gonna smoke, you gotta do it right and get up on one of these amazing water pipes from THICK ASS GLASS

They are amazing, to watch a girl play with, or to smoke with….get yours now, tell them Jesus sent you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Featured Post|stepGIRLS

2017

20

Apr

stepGIRLS vs Wickie Pipes for 420 Snapchat Takeover of the Day

It’s 420 and sure, I feel like a high school twat wishing people a happy 420, I’m a drunk and substance abuser, but I’m no weed smoking hippie, who needs to cuddle my friends in the park at 4:20 today….

That said, I love the weed seen, I love the weed people, I love that weed is legal, I love girls who smoke weed, I think it’s inspiring, amazing, and whether I smoke or not, I can say weed is a fucking win….

So we partnered up with WickiePipes , who sell amazing products, and had a stepGIRL Snapchat takeover with the goodies, which was amazing, perfect, and glorious….

So if you’re gonna smoke out of a pipe and you should…visit WickiePipes.com

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2017

10

Apr

Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit…..

This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done….

Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy…

You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible…

So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can….

BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy…

GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2017

17

Mar

Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day

As much as beards have got a bad reputation of being hipster, or lumberjack chic, or whatever, I am a firm believer, as someone who hasn’t shaved in the last decade, that they are also a great representation of how much you don’t give a fuck…if you know any reclusive people, myself included, you’ll know that they all have ratty fucking beards…because along with not showering, buying clothes, fitness or really anything else, shaving isn’t on the list of todos…so beards…as often as they are cheesy or lame…are wonderful….and I wouldn’t shave mine off…it’s like my sixth sense, my superpower that gives me extra sensitivity, my place to get soaked when a girl rides my face, you know…because some girls, not just SANTA fetishists love the beard….and I love telling them to braid their pubic hair into my face…

NOW…I have never oiled my beard, besides the occasional hooker juices or burger grease, but the good people at LOVELYBEARDS sent me a package and not only did I oil my beard…I used my newly coiffed beard to seduce a girl into a hotel room to pose with their products….as a thank you to them…because apparently…beards get booty….but a oiled beard gets better quality booty…right…RIGHT..

SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW

SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2016

09

Dec

Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE ….

Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE

There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE

Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting…

All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE

Here are the pics, butGIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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GIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE

PS….I Love Box…

Posted in:Photos|stepGIRLS

2016

25

Nov

Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day

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We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed….

I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness…

Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything….

Here are the pics…..


Now – get yourself a GENIUS PIPE!!

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Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2016

25

Feb

stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor Add Some Color to #OscarsSoWhite of the Day

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We partnered with MIG VAPOR to bring you our Oscar Themed Photoshoot….because the 88th Academy Awards are this weekend, because these idiots who live the dream life, need to be awarded for their work they are already overpaid for, with TROPHIES!!!

A star studded, glamour filled event featuring some of the richest garbage humans in the world, in what is a huge waste of fucking money, that could be used for good not evil…perpetuating this shit…

In this era, it makes no sense, we’re all narcissists and into ourselves, but they keep doing these Oscars for tradition….and because it feeds egos that can’t be fed enough. It validates them even if their team / agents / producers pay off the Oscar people as a marketing tactic.

The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable…

Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…y adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR


The Revenant:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Big Short:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Brooklyn

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Mad Max

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


SPOTLIGHT

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


ROOM

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Martian:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR

We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies…


CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR
stepGIRL: @Myrlande12


Special Thanks To:

I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide…

Posted in:Originals|Oscars|stepGIRLS