It’s 420 and sure, I feel like a high school twat wishing people a happy 420, I’m a drunk and substance abuser, but I’m no weed smoking hippie, who needs to cuddle my friends in the park at 4:20 today….

That said, I love the weed seen, I love the weed people, I love that weed is legal, I love girls who smoke weed, I think it’s inspiring, amazing, and whether I smoke or not, I can say weed is a fucking win….

So we partnered up with WickiePipes , who sell amazing products, and had a stepGIRL Snapchat takeover with the goodies, which was amazing, perfect, and glorious….

So if you’re gonna smoke out of a pipe and you should…visit WickiePipes.com

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We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit…..

This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done….

Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy…

You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible…

So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can….

BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy…

GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE

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We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed….

I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness…

Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything….

Here are the pics…..

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I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad.

So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk…

Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”…

Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good…

Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail…

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Our friend IMAGEFOLIO too some pictures of the amazing, lovely, magical… Anita Zolt ….that I wasn’t invited to attend, because everyone thinks I am weird, especially, when I am masturbating in the corner…with random household objects…it’s weird, I get it, but I thought we were in this together…and I blame Anita Zolt for being so magical…