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2013

05

Dec

Sybian is the Very Merry Holiday Gift of the Day

You know the expression you get what you pay for, well nothing can be more true with SYBIAN …a device, that’s not a toy, but more of an installation piece crafted by engineers and the brightest minds in orgasm making….to give girls the single best experience in their life…and the craziest thing about the SYBIAN is that it is a machine to make girls cum…but it’s stylish enough to keep in the corner of your living room as a show piece…that for some reason…every single girl will want to sit on and see if it can actually make them cum through their pants…and guess what…the SYBIAN always wins..

I have been in rooms full of people, where girl after girl line up to try it, in a fun, party game setting, and that alone is worth the minimal investment, because in case you didn’t know, the girl who falls in love with the SYBIAN usually falls in love with the owner…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOURSELF A SYBIAN IT’S AN INVESTMENT THAT PAYS OFF IN JOY VERY VERY QUICKLY CLICK HERE

NOW GO VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GUIDE

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2013

03

Dec

HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

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HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics.

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

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In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

Enjoy…

GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE

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2013

27

Sep

stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

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stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

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2013

26

Sep

Posing with a stepGIRL with Headblade of the Day

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For those of you who wanted more of me to masturbate to, your dreams have been answered…you know put a little mask to these words you get boners for…because I posed with my girl MACBUD in a shoot by Julien Archambeault …with a hairy mask and a dream motherfuckers..a dream I could stare into this #stepGIRLS sheer panties til the end of fucking time…

We’re posing with HEADBLADE …because we like head…blade…dripping off our faces…

I’m talking about the pre-shave, shave, and after shave creams…you pervert…

HEADBLADE … makes being a balding awkward dude far cooler..cuz girls actually find a shaved head hotter than the pedophile receding / thinning hairline you’re rocking…

So do it for the girls, and maybe they’ll let you see your vagina like they were a #stepGIRL…but I doubt it…hot fucking times…

If you’re bald or balding, or if you know someone who is bald or balding GET THIS because Rosie Huntington Whitely likes shaved heads…and this makes shaved heads easy to have…

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2013

20

Sep

Ariel Rebel and the stepGIRLS Hot in American Apparel of the Day

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We got a few of our amazing stepGIRLS and Ariel Rebel together for a photoshoot at Notorious Barbershop….where I didn’t technically get to shave any legs or vaginas…but I did with my fucking mind…

The girls are wearing the ALWAYS HOT SHEER AND EROTIC AMERICAN APPAREL ….and very little else…

It was a hot hot night I still masturbate to…and here are some of the pics…

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2013

06

Sep

#stepGIRL Modeling #BelovedShirts of the Day

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Our homies at Beloved Shirts sent us up a couple of their cool as fuck sweatshirts…so we did the only natural thing we could with them…and that was dress up one of our hot little #stepGIRLS in the shirt and have our stepPHOTOGRAPHER Monseiur Coms take pics of her…

The peeing pic is my favorite, but in my defence, I love watching girls pee, especially when it is on my face…but that’s just me…

The outdoor naughty wifey pic isn’t all that bad either, at least not according to the dude who drove around the block 10 times screaming at her while she was shooting it…out creeping me…something I hate to see happen…because I want to be the top creep…but I guess that’s what happens when the only thing I win at is failing…I am the top failure around…

But this isn’t about me…this is about smoking babes in sweatshirts…looking hot enough to master-bake to…..

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2013

02

Aug

Some stepGIRLS Lookin’ Hot in T-Shirts of the Day

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For those of you who follow DrunkenStepfatherDotCom on instagram, you will know that there’s a little army of hot as fuck stepGIRLS forming.

Our genius friend Gordon Holden sent us a bunch of amazing shirts from his amazing collection. Some that even I wear…and I don’t generally wear clothes…unless they are soiled and stained with mustard, sweat and semen, you know otherwise it gets in the way of being a creep.

So we did the natural thing…what anyone would do.. and got a couple of our stepGIRLS posing hot in them….for photographer he loves controversy…Here are the pics…try not to masturbate…I dare you.

To get some of these awesome shirts CLICK HERE

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2013

26

Jul

stepGIRLS Posing with a State Bicycle of the Day

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The other day, we rounded up a couple of our amazing, and I mean amazing stepGIRLS and got them to pose with our favorite bicycle, which happens to be an amazing State Bicycle Co bike…

State Bicycle Co is a company, that if you know bikes, you will know, make some of the most stylish bicycles around that will get you noticed…which is really what you should want.

Like these:

You know the kind of bicycle that will get any girl excited to ride with you, even if you don’t have a car, because they just have that much cool…

I find bicycles highly erotic. I love girls on bicycles, girls next to bicycles, sniffing bicycle seats when they are still warm after a babe happens park her bike next to me on a hot summer day….creeping on some panty shots when the wind blows bicycyle riding babes and their skirts the right way…so it was only natural to get our stepGIRLS half naked and next to a bike….and shit is HOT HOT HOT.