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2018

07

Dec

Genius Pipes is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

It’s the fifth day of Christmas, and along with playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on repeat as a protest against the American people, the history of America, the 1940s Christmas Nostalgia where the tone of the people seemed a lot more simple with good old American values…that we can look at and know as conscious beings that things have changed but that doesn’t take away from the quality of those things…

So I’m here to celebrate Christmas in full Christmas Glory..and like Ellen and Oprah and all the other assholes doing a 12 days of Christmas countdown…I am bring you our 12 days of Christmas countdown….

Unfortunately, I don’t get 100,000 products to giveaway to all of you members of this site. The most trafficked unpopular site on the internet…

But I do get to share awesome product ideas with you to buy into, gift your mom, dad, granny, neighbor, sister, brother, sister wife, who the fuck cares just gift a motherfucker with amazing gifts like this one from our friends at GENIUS PIPES

They are offering you am exclusive discount…and if you’re from Canada and looking forward to smoking weed with your family this year, finally out in the open cuz it is legal, so your judgemental mom can’t call you a burn out stoner….when you’re clearly just following the rules….or if you’re still a closet case smoker…this GIFT is for you.

It’s sleek design…it’s amazing…there is a NO COUGH GUARANTTEE, it is THIN AND DISCREET which is something women may not want in the cocks they fuck, but that they want in their pipes….it is STRONG, there is WATERLESS FILTRATION, it PRESERVES ALL FLAVORs….and it’s awesome….so GET ONE NOW

Here’s a shoot we did with them, because you know we have produced original content before, I am a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products that get them hight….because it’s not all just about hating on and reposting that instagram smut….SO SHOP NOW

The models name is @ilvykokomo on instagram if you want to check her out….cuz she’s pretty amazing.


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2018

06

Dec

CBD ONLY is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

Guess what day it is? It’s the 4th day of Christmas here….

Are you as excited as when you were a little kid and you’d lay in bed waiting to catch Santa, while only catching your dad cheating on your mom with your Aunt, pretty much putting a damper on Christmas…except for him paying you off to not tell your mom….or OTHER holiday adventures that are UNIQUE to your HOLIDAY Experience???

Today’s gift idea for the stepHOLIDAY gift guide comes from our brand new partner at CBDONLY.com and they are offering you a 10% discount for you and yours use code EATCBD on check out.

Their CBD SUPERSTORE offers EVERY type of CBD you can imagine, but since it is the holidays we are focused on CBD Candies…because nothing says Christmas like Candies…and treats, I mean other than terrible family time, and fat men in red suits with kids on their lap…asking if they’ve been naughty or nice and all that holiday cheer and shit….but Candies..make it all tolerable…

So much more when they have CBD in them! Making it the ultimate gift for yourself to get through the stressful Holiday Times, or for your friends and family you gift exchange with to help them get through some shit….so GET YOURS NOW

Cannabis / Hemp is a real legit plant with health and wellness properties that the PHARMA industry probably feared and preferred over prescribing shit made in a lab instead of this healing plant that grows like a literal WEED…how would they keep shareholders happy if people can get cured of so many ailments with the plant.

I can’t promote CBD enough. It works. There is science behind it. There are No Psychoactive Effects. So you don’t get all fucking high. Your body is Healing with the CBD. It is such a stressful world. Everyone has mental illness. Social Justice Warriors, Politics, Protests and the holidays….and this will help live your best life… BUY CBD NOW

Here are a bunch of hot chicks in bed, because CBD only helps you get your relax on, helps you get your sleep on, helps reduce your anxiety and what better way to celebrate than in bed…with or dreaming of all these amazing girls….. SHOP NOW 10% off with code EATCBD


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2018

05

Dec

Knives is the is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here….

ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS….

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have..

So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season…



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2018

04

Dec

Grondyke Pheromone Soap is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in atheudience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbian that the world fucking loves, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at Grondyke Soap Company ….who are giving you a 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15….

You have probably seen their banners on the site, maybe you’ve even clicked them…..what you may not know about them is that what they are doing is pretty brilliant…

They have taken scientifically proven Pheromones and added them to their soap. Traditionally Pheromones have been a cologne…so this is a way to come across as attractive to the ladies while taking your everyday shower….I assume you’re already washing so it’s a swap of the bar and benefit from the results…

Their Slogan is Get Clean to Get Dirty, which is good cuz girls don’t Like Un-showered Dick….and will like the smell of your showered dick so much they jump on it.

I know you have people in your life who can benefit from this, or even just the novelty of it. It’s a great gift all around…..

Their signature line is the DURDEN – named after your boy TYLER from Fight Club and the signature formula of Pheromones that amplifies alpha status, masculinity, charisma, mischief, attractiveness, dominance without aggression….so I suggest you get that one….and test it out to see if it works for yourself….it’s hardly an investment and I can guarantee that if you use it, you’ll get your dick wet.

Get yours now CLICK HERE ….remember 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15..

Here are a bunch of babes taking a shower all lathered up and it’s amazing



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2017

01

Dec

35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day

We’re offering a 35% off site wide sale on all the amazing products in the DrunkenSweatshop, just put in the code XXXmas….all curated by this guy right here…ME…your stepfather…who doesn’t get drunk and say inappropriate things to you, I just write them….

It’s the proper balance of pervert shit…to gift or keep for yourself…and I’m giving you a good fucking deal stop being an asshole…


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2014

11

Feb

stepHOLIDAY for XXXopoly of the Day


We got our hands on an amazing couples game called XXXopoly and we did the only that made sense…we had our stepGIRLS…and play the game for us.

XXXopoly is a play on Monopoly, only far more sexual than buying Boardwalk or Park Place…this game is designed for two to play…and part of the game is instructions on moves that get hot and heavy…that this one with our stepGIRLS…

The game can be a lot of fun, whether with your lover, a prude wife you hate, or more importantly…girls you invite over who don’t have Valentine’s dates and are ready to throw down, but need to motivation or catalyst that is you…and XXXopoly is your harmless, fun, tool to get you there…awesome.

GET THIS GAME TO HAVE EROTIC FUN CLICK HERE

Come back tomorrow for the next pic and Erotic Chest in this series….

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2013

23

Dec

POPDATCULTURE is the Gift Idea of the Day

POPDATCULTURE is a brand new T-shirt concept created by some geniuses that are using t-shirts to make fun of pop culture and they make me laugh.

They only have 2 shirts now, but I’ve been told they have a lot more coming….and I think they are proving that sometimes a t-shirt isn’t just a t-shirt…but more than a t-shirt…up on some higher concept…next level shit…and here are the stepGIRLS proving it…

Shit’s like a spiritual journey filled with SEXYYYY…we should start our own religion…oh shit we already have…

TO BUY YOURSELF THE BEST SHIRT EVER CLICK HERE

TO SEE OUR AWESOME X-MAS GIFT GUIDE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

20

Dec

Poler Stuff Bag is the Gift Idea of the Day

I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower…

However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place..

Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport…

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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2013

16

Dec

Wicked Temptation Lingerie is the Gift Idea of the Day

You don’t need to support a multi-billion dollar company that is bullying all the independents out of business with big budget infomercials promoting their products this time of year to know that one of the hottest, most important gifts for both you and your significant other is lingerie.

Our friends at WICKED TEMPTATIONS prove that you have options…and they do that by giving us a lot of creative products…for a lot of creative adventures…that all start with what she’s wearing underneath her X-Mas Nighty…it helps Santa come to town.

So buy yourself, your love, your mom, anyone you want to help out some WICKED TEMPTATION…it is our gift idea of the day – and when it is modelled on our stepGIRLS you know why….

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY MERRY GIFT GUIDE CLICK HERE

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2013

13

Dec

Poler Stuff is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

Poler Stuff is a maker of top quality stuff for people of all walks of life…and we decided to use their NAPSACK , which I like to call a Christmas Miracle, the perfect Christmas Miracle, that is a borderline insane, but totally genius jacket/sleeping bag hybrid for the traveler, the camper, the body bag fetishist who doesn’t like being cold…

It looks good on our stepGIRLS, but then again what doesn’t…they are a great way to introduce you to all the amazing gift ideas they have for you to use on your loved ones..that you can even give to homeless people cuz it’s better than a homeless shelter

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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