Just call me Ellen you can tell by my haircut and dried vagina juice on my beard..it’s the stepHOLIDAY gift guide that isn’t quite a giveaway, but who needs a giveaway, when you’re more interested in buying gifts for people in your life, ideally who you want to fuck, unless you’re buying those gifts for your mom, in which case, I hope you don’t want to fuck her, but that she may appreciate a nice gift like Christmas Lingerie to use to make some GIFTS YOU DON”T NEED money….because Christmas is the time of year that is most financially strained and perfect to take on new hobbies like sex work

So that is why we’re sending you to our friends over at THE WHITE UNICORN who we worked with on Halloween, because they had a hot selection of costumes, and now have a hot collection of Holiday gifts….

They’ve got SEX TOYS

They’ve got LINGERIE

They’ve got BEAUTY PRODUCTS

They’ve got PARTY SUPPLIES

They’ve got it all, like an adult novelty shop online and it’s great…so shop there…

And if you’re all alone on Christmas get a MALE MASTURBATOR TO FUCK ….less greasy than fucking the Turkey…

Here are some babes from their site and around the internet doing that Christmasness..

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It’s the fifth day of Christmas, and along with playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside” on repeat as a protest against the American people, the history of America, the 1940s Christmas Nostalgia where the tone of the people seemed a lot more simple with good old American values…that we can look at and know as conscious beings that things have changed but that doesn’t take away from the quality of those things…

So I’m here to celebrate Christmas in full Christmas Glory..and like Ellen and Oprah and all the other assholes doing a 12 days of Christmas countdown…I am bring you our 12 days of Christmas countdown….

Unfortunately, I don’t get 100,000 products to giveaway to all of you members of this site. The most trafficked unpopular site on the internet…

But I do get to share awesome product ideas with you to buy into, gift your mom, dad, granny, neighbor, sister, brother, sister wife, who the fuck cares just gift a motherfucker with amazing gifts like this one from our friends at GENIUS PIPES

They are offering you am exclusive discount…and if you’re from Canada and looking forward to smoking weed with your family this year, finally out in the open cuz it is legal, so your judgemental mom can’t call you a burn out stoner….when you’re clearly just following the rules….or if you’re still a closet case smoker…this GIFT is for you.

It’s sleek design…it’s amazing…there is a NO COUGH GUARANTTEE, it is THIN AND DISCREET which is something women may not want in the cocks they fuck, but that they want in their pipes….it is STRONG, there is WATERLESS FILTRATION, it PRESERVES ALL FLAVORs….and it’s awesome….so GET ONE NOW

Here’s a shoot we did with them, because you know we have produced original content before, I am a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products that get them hight….because it’s not all just about hating on and reposting that instagram smut….SO SHOP NOW

The models name is @ilvykokomo on instagram if you want to check her out….cuz she’s pretty amazing.

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Guess what day it is? It’s the 4th day of Christmas here….

Are you as excited as when you were a little kid and you’d lay in bed waiting to catch Santa, while only catching your dad cheating on your mom with your Aunt, pretty much putting a damper on Christmas…except for him paying you off to not tell your mom….or OTHER holiday adventures that are UNIQUE to your HOLIDAY Experience???

Today’s gift idea for the stepHOLIDAY gift guide comes from our brand new partner at CBDONLY.com and they are offering you a 10% discount for you and yours use code EATCBD on check out.

Their CBD SUPERSTORE offers EVERY type of CBD you can imagine, but since it is the holidays we are focused on CBD Candies…because nothing says Christmas like Candies…and treats, I mean other than terrible family time, and fat men in red suits with kids on their lap…asking if they’ve been naughty or nice and all that holiday cheer and shit….but Candies..make it all tolerable…

So much more when they have CBD in them! Making it the ultimate gift for yourself to get through the stressful Holiday Times, or for your friends and family you gift exchange with to help them get through some shit….so GET YOURS NOW

Cannabis / Hemp is a real legit plant with health and wellness properties that the PHARMA industry probably feared and preferred over prescribing shit made in a lab instead of this healing plant that grows like a literal WEED…how would they keep shareholders happy if people can get cured of so many ailments with the plant.

I can’t promote CBD enough. It works. There is science behind it. There are No Psychoactive Effects. So you don’t get all fucking high. Your body is Healing with the CBD. It is such a stressful world. Everyone has mental illness. Social Justice Warriors, Politics, Protests and the holidays….and this will help live your best life… BUY CBD NOW

Here are a bunch of hot chicks in bed, because CBD only helps you get your relax on, helps you get your sleep on, helps reduce your anxiety and what better way to celebrate than in bed…with or dreaming of all these amazing girls….. SHOP NOW 10% off with code EATCBD

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Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here….

ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS….

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have..

So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season…

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