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2018

21

Sep

Babes and Weed of the Day

It’s 420 Friday motherfuckers…which means I post slutty hot and amazing pics of girls and weed to promote one of our partners like MileHighGlass ….

Because what better way to celebrate the legalization of weed, than with slutty girls with weed, because sluts make everything better…except maybe marriages..they tend to ruin those.

The world smokes weed, I don’t smoke weed, but I like girls who smoke weed, all laid back and cool like Cheech and Chong….The fact weed is illegal is stupid, it won’t be forever…and not that that stops you…or anyone else…

So get your pipes and get your bongs….I’m talking bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes all at RIGHT HERE

Posted in:420|Features|HighestStatus

2018

07

Sep

Hot Girls Smoking Weed for 420 Friday of the Day

If you read the site, you’ll know that I don’t smoke weed, it gives me anxiety, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t smoke weed, and it doesn’t mean that I’m not a fucking burn out without the weed.

You’ll also know that I promote my friends at MileHighPipes.com

I write:

Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes

Because I support the weed culture, smoking weed, and feel like a natural product or even an unnatural product that we want to consume should be our right. I actually think the government in Canada getting involved in the Weed business is going to be a disaster cuz Governments getting involved in anything is taking away our freedoms….

I wouldn’t say I’m an activist, or care that much, but if I can help you burn outs out there get a good deal on new ways to enjoy your favorite thing…then that is what I am going to do…because you and me, we’re in this together…

I figure I love girls who smoke….I jerk off to girls who smoke everyday…in a van….parked by the park where girls smoke…it’s exciting to me…

So what better way to celebrate my friends at MileHighPipes.com ….than to post a bunch of girls smoking..since we’re all perverts and it’s clickbait we can all understand…

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2018

23

Aug

48 Hour CBD Sale of the Day

I just got notified that our friends at THOUGHCLOUD CBD are celebrating their 1 year anniversary and are having a crazy sale….

I am a little late to the game, but there is still a day and 14 hours left…

So if you are into CBD, or you want to try CBD, now is the time to stock the fuck up on it, because that shit is more expensive than GOLD for an ounce….so get it on sale when you can.

I’m the kind of motherfucker who buys 100 of 1 thing when it’s cheap and I’m not even Jewish, it just makes sense..so stock the fuck up. HERE

Based on checking out their shop there are crazy deals – more than 50% off deals and that’s why I am sharing this VERY important information with you.

If you have been looking to buy CBD because it does work for all kinds of ailments – the next day is the TIME for you to pull the trigger.

Visit ThoughtCloud.Net now…

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2018

17

Aug

Girls Massaging Girls to Inspire Feeling Good with Thought Cloud CBD of the Day

Here’s a video of girls massaging girls from the internet that I compiled with my brilliant use of editing to depict how important it is to deal with your sore muscles, aches and pains, through relaxation.

The reason I am showing you these clips of girls massaging girls is simple, whatever way you get your aches and pains dealt with, will not look this good…but I bet will work better than these FAKE massages designed as clickbait for you perverts.

We have partnered up with the good people at ThoughtCloud – to give you some high quality CBD an awesome price….USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT for 20% Off.

Founded in 2017 by Leo Pena a formulator, and holistic medical practitioner, Thoughtcloud CBD is the purest source for CBD. It is all-natural, lab-tested, organic CBD oil for your overall health and wellbeing.

CBD is scrutinized over the medical / pharma industry, called Snake Oil by some, But I use it and people I know use it, all for various things, from pain to anxiety and it works for me.

I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit.

So if you have aches and pains do something about it…

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Posted in:Features|Videos

2018

14

Aug

Get Yourself a Good Time for Under 20 Dollars of the Day

Hey Perverts…Do you know what you need…a Hand Free Male Masturbator so that you can keep your hands busy searching for the best pics of your high school girlfriend’s now married vacation pics…I know why social media got so popular you perverts wanting to see people in your real life in bikini…for masturbation purposes is why.

So for under 20 dollars, you can be fucking something that probably feels good, if you put shame and dignity aside…I mean we are in the future where technology allows us to replace women and their annoying and expensive ways with a nice feeling lifelike pussy and mouth…so long as you get over the whole washing it out.

I mean I had a rubber pussy once, I actually have a box full, and one night I decided to fuck it….only to realize it felt amazing and I knew it would be a problem, but I didn’t think the real problem would be busting inside it and having to hose it fucking down…only to be walked in on by my roomate at the time’s girlfriend…who decided to snap a pic off and show everyone they invited in….

It’s one of those small prices to pay for masturabtion made better I guess…and once I owned it…I realized that all those people were just jealous of my confidence in myself to fuck a masturbator….a prosthetic without looking to themselves to realize that they to are capable for fucking anything and everything….and a lot of them had…just not opening in conversation.

It was the pre internet / jerking off was seen as a loser thing to do…even though everyone was doing it….

If you’re not into Male Masturbators…you can always get yourself the best vibrating cock ring …that I don’t know from experience, because I don’t fuck with cock rings, but one of my longest running advertisers was one back in 2004…..the same year I gave up on erections and turned to blogging…but I hear they are good, and give your girl a little clit stimulation, assuming you have a girl….which you probably don’t so you can just use it on yourself…or wear it out in public, you know test it out because maybe they are the secret formula I need. Why don’t you try them out for me…maybe wear one to work, or to the gym to really get it’s intended impact.

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Posted in:Features

2018

10

Aug

Mile High Has All You Need for a Good Time of the Day

We have partnered up with our homies who bring you bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes ….they go by the name MILE HIGH but you don’t need to buy any flights or fuck in the bathroom of jets to get cred…you just need to SHOW with them…

I am not into the whole smoking thing, I haven’t smoked weed since I accidentally smoked PCP in the 90s and had a freak out, like a college girl who drank too much sambuca, shit becomes toxic to you by affiliation to that bad experience and making it never my thing, but it seems like the only people who can tolerate me in person are stoned…so I am around it a lot and I feel like a drunk but honorary stoner…who knows all the tools needed to get right fucking high.

Not to mention, with weed being legalized in Canada, I must follow the direction of the government and get into the weed thing, as they try to control a plant, by making it federally legal, for the entire country to give them more of our money by taxing something you can all grow in your backyard…you know since it’s the gateway drug.

So I’ve been doing some research…..

Get all your goods at MILE HIGH

Posted in:Features

2018

09

Aug

Thoughtcloud CBD, Your Friendly Visitor Just Trying to Make You Feel Good of the Day

We have partnered up with the good people at ThoughtCloud – to give you some high quality CBD an awesome price….USE CODE STEPFATHER ON CHECKOUT for 20% Off.

Founded in 2017 by Leo Pena a formulator, and holistic medical practitioner, Thoughtcloud CBD is the purest source for CBD. It is all-natural, lab-tested, organic CBD oil for your overall health and wellbeing.

CBD is scrutinized over the medical / pharma industry, called Snake Oil by some, But I use it and people I know use it, all for various things, from pain to anxiety and it works for me.

I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit. Not to mention, the fact that the government can outlaw a plant, and try to control people from smoking it, or using it for productive things, like HEMP STRAWS, especially when that plant has proven medicinal benefits, makes no sense to me. It’s fucking criminal. Some political shit gone wrong in the LAND OF THE FREE as long as you don’t ingest what you grow in your garden – but instead buy it from some supplier.

Enough of my rant, just watch this video that the good people at ThoughtCloud put together because it is funny…even though it may offend girls on instagram by reminding them of some of their photoshoots with perverts……

Trigger warning, there is an uninvited man spiking a drink to make a girl feel good…

Something that I understand as a concept or joke, but the uptight world may go crazy on. Don’t. You gang of pussies…

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