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2018

16

Nov

Vaping Babes for HuniBadger of the Day

Fear No Extract….is what our friends at HUNIBADGER want you to know…because their vertical vaporizer is built to tackle all fucking extracts….that is why they invented it.

Say goodbye to torches and rigs to start DABBING. Concentrates of all types melt with the battery powered sizzling HOT ceramic tip and essentially works like SUCKING through a straw. Dab anywhere you go, no matter where the adventure leads you…and I know you like sucking through a straw….or at least watching girls suck through straws….

That is why we’ve partnered up with them, to celebrate the hotness that can be vaporizing THC and/or CBD concentrates, because we only like to associate with the best. Anything that eliminates that pungent cannabis smell, so you can use it anywhere while still letting girls pull huge clouds of smoke, seductive like an old Hollywood movie and getting as high as a Lindsay Lohan…or Selena Gomez….but not quite as high as Demi Lovato…in the processs.

So not all these pics are of girls smoking HUNIBADGER …but they’re here to encourage you to make the move to vaporize concentrates and to do it with the right way….with HUNIBADGER! SO GET YOURS NOW ….

Vaping is HOT! Here is the proof…

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2018

09

Nov

Babes for Cannatrading’s 72 Hour Veteran’s Day Sale of the Day

Canna Trading Co

It is Veteran’s Day weekend and what better way to honor and support your troops by investing in yourself and into the future of medicine according to me! We’ve Partnered up with THIS AWESOME CBD COMPANY called CannaTrading.co

They are offering you a CBD VETERAN’S SALE BONANZA ON THEIR SITE and with additional code VET10 on checkout…. CLICK HERE

I know that CBD companies can’t claim to cure or fix any issues legally, so I’ll just say that from personal experience CBD has changed my life…

It has stopped pain and inflammation and I have pain and inflammation from being an alcoholic degenerate who hasn’t taken care of himself but has committed to sitting all day getting fatter and fatter fucking up all my joints, fingers are clawed, asshole is hemorrhoided it’s real life…

The only salvation has been the variety of CBD I’ve used.

I am not a weed smoker, but I know the power of the hemp plant and the stupidity of the illegality of it. How the people allowed the government to do this to them is just proof that the government are criminals not into your best interest…

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be into your best interest by taking care of yourself and getting some of this CannaTrading.co CBD

They have vape pens, tinctures, a mix of lots of great products that will help you!

Here’s a bunch of pics of babes and weed to celebrate that!

Get yours now with a super discount for FREEDOM VET10 on checkout – Click Here

It works

Now some babes to celebrate it!



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2018

30

Oct

Get the Party Started with Party Girls of the Day

It is Halloween tomorrow, perfect time to be in a party mood, whether you get dressed up or not. It’s just all around fun to get totally fucking wasted beyond any recognition of yourself. You know dropping those inhibitions and just going for it…being the real you, your true self…you know liquid courage that always leads to an adventure…all of my best memories happened when partying….and as an old dried up pervert….I can reflect on the glory days…and think of the parties of yesteryear…with our friends at PERFECTPREGAME

That’s why I’m posting a bunch of picture of girls doing shots, girls who seem to be from the 90s when girls had a good time, because that’s all I could find on the internet…when life was a simpler time.

It is all to help inspire you with some visions of what could be, if you know how to play your cards right….party right and that takes planning and preparation…That is why we encourage you to buy party supplies for the perfect pregame….pre drink…get wasted before going out….so CLICK HERE …..

I believe that even in the era of #MeToo, people can get drunk, have a good time, go mental and have good old fashioned consensual sex….after tits get flashed….because people are crazy and watch too much porn…as long as everyone is playing fair…and responsibly and not acting like perverts who never saw tits before…even if you’ve never seen tits…..

Speaking of tits….here is a drunk party girl…out of control with her huge tits….

I will not like this era shine a bad light on my friend Alcohol….it is and will always be a tasty and fun social lubricant that makes dreams come true…

Just choose the women you get drunk with wisely, so that you can’t be brought down as the creep we all know you are..because they are into getting down and partying….I don’t condone perverted behavior unless the other people involved are only mildly uncomfortable with it….

All this to say….what better way to get a party started than to be ready for the party….with Alcohol infusion kits, shot glasses, flasks, and even some kids for you stoners.

It’s a great gift, but better to have for yourself…..you know to party with…

Visit PERFECTPREGAME and use code “stepfather” for a surprise DISCOUNT!!

Here are the pics of party girls partying….


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Here are girls with weed….because they also have weed supplies for weed parties…and weed can be fun too!

For the weed partiers trying to get their smoke on right try the Rolling Machine Stoner Kit or the other SMOKERS KITS

Now the pics:


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2018

19

Oct

100 Reddit Girls Naked with Weed for Canada’s Legalization of the Day

I am based in Canada and Canada made weed legal this week. Drug dealers are all pissed off because they are being priced out of the market by the government who now is the sole provider of weed, at least where I live….but you can smoke weed wherever people smoke cigarettes…you can buy weed…you can grow plants…you can have an unlimited amount of weed in your house…you can carry 30 grams of weed on you at any time….and people find it exciting….even more exciting than igloos, maple syrup harvest, moose and beaver meat, Avril Lavigne….and Nickelback…and Neil Young…Elton John’s gay husband….Shay Mitchell / Nina Dobrev and Pam Anderson….Jim Carrey, Martin Short and Lorne Michaels….Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Tom Green….and all other things Canada…like Vice and American Apparel and Cirque du Soliel…

I am sure Donald Trump will be following Trudeau’s lead for the next election, because he knows it will get him voted back in…and you’ll all be too stoned to care about politics anymore…

I do think the logic behind weed being illegal, when it was just a plant that you basically smoke the bud or flower of without any processing, no PROCESSING, is insane….how the fuck did people allow the government to do that shit…who said “ok Government, control us harder than you do”…

I do think the logic of making weed legal is a little annoying, because one day it’s bad, the next day it’s good, and people let the governement decide that. Cops who beat people over weed, now smoke weed with those people and it’s fine…all so the government can get their cut…

BUT at least no one is getting arrested for it….which was ridiculous….

I’d like to thank our current Sponsors in the Weed Related Game for making this site possible….and hope I don’t lose all my advertisers to mainstream companies who will now run WEED related ads because it’s legalized….killing my whole fucking existence…as they planned..

1 – My Natural CBD

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2- Discount Vape Pen

DiscountVapePen is an online source of all things vape. They really have the majority of vape products and if you’re a smoker, vaping is supposed to be healthier, if you’re a non smoker, it’s a great way to start smoking, you know getting that nicotine fix, which apparently is a nootropic, but who am I to defend nicotine, I’m just here to tell you vaping is real, and this is the place to get your vape needs…


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3- The White Unicorn (who also sell THINGS YOU CAN FUCK

The White Unicorn is not only a rare species of horned horse, it is also an online site that sells lingerie, festival gear, party supplies and adult novelties. It was created to combine the love of fashion, sex and fantasy into one….and it’s really amazing to have them on board and part of the site. They are a small business doing great things and I think we all need to show them our support!!!


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Here are 100 or more reddit girls naked with weed for LEGALIZATION…

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2018

19

Oct

Top 10 Hottest NFL WAGS of the Day

I partnered up with MY BOOKIE to make your sports experience more lucrative, less pathetic…and definitely more exciting.

I don’t do sports content. I do pussy content. I never liked sports, but I was always a fucking pervert. I always thought people into sports were fucking weird, who wants to watch two overpaid men run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex….it’s fucking queer…

Then I realized that women, hot women, want to get with overpaid men who run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex…becuase of the overpaid part…hot chicks like dudes with money and glory and Athletes are Money and Glory….

Maybe that’s a reason you’re a fan of these guys, maybe you’re just raised to like it, maybe you have nothing else to distract yourself with, maybe sports are just awesome and I am just out of touch and the real queer…because I know in Europe they think you’re queer if you don’t like soccer…and they don’t listen when you try to show them how queer soccer is…

I partnered up with My Bookie, because even though I don’t do sports, I do slutty content on sluts that like rich guys, and even if I don’t bet on sports, I can say that you should because at least you’ll have a reason to be watching the sports….

Last week, I brought you the TOP MMA girls, saying “Bet on the Fight” and if you took my lead you could have made some money.

This week, I am telling you to bet on the NFL games by CLICKING HERE ….

These are the odds:


Week 7 NFL Odds…

Denver (-2.5) at Arizona | O/U 41
Tennessee at L.A. Chargers (-6.5) | O/U 45.5
Buffalo at Indianapolis (-6.5) | O/U n/a
Carolina at Philadelphia (-4.5) | O/U 45.5
Cleveland at Tampa Bay (-3) | O/U 49.5
Detroit at Miami (n/a) | O/U n/a
Houston at Jacksonville (-4.5) | O/U 42
Minnesota (-3.5) at N.Y. Jets | O/U 47
New England (-3.5) at Chicago | O/U 49.5
New Orleans at Baltimore (-2.5) | O/U 49.5
Dallas at Washington (-1.5) | O/U 41
L.A. Rams (-11) at San Francisco | O/U n/a
Cincinnati at Kansas City (-6) | O/U 58.5
N.Y. Giants at Atlanta (-6) | O/U 54.5

Make your own choices in life, but I can say when money is on the table…this shit is more fun. BET NOW

These are my TOP 10 NFL WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS…or wallet fuckers who think athletes are gods….the THOTS, the waitresses, the strippers, the Models who secured a good deal with a pro athlete….lots of bootleg Kardashians who were probably smart enough to refuse the condom to be set for life…I mean some of these girls are fucking trash…we should be betting on them, when their ass implants explode, or on what their motivation is to be with a pro athlete….right….

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10 – Anna Congdon (@annacongdon”)
Girlfriend of New York Giants running back Saquon Barkleyna


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9 – Rosana Hernandez (@rosanahernandez)
Girlfriend of the week for Odell Beckham Jr New York Giants Wide Receiver


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8 – Morgan Skriba (@morganskriba)
Girlfriend of Jalen Collins former Atlanta Falcons Cornerback current Free Agent


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7 – Veronica Khomyn (@veronika.khomyn)
Girlfriend of Sean McVay Los Angeles Rams Head Coach


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6 – Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo)
Girlfriend of Danny Amendola Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver


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5 – Rachel Bush (@rachelbush)
Girlfriend of Jordan Poyer Buffalo Bills Free Safety


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4- Ashley Nicole Roberts (@ash3nicole)
Fiance of Philip Wheeler Atlanta Falcons Linebacker


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3- Marissa Powell (@realmarissavannoy)
Former Miss Utah and Wife of Kyle Van Noy New England Patriots Linebacker

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2 – Katherine Webb (@_katherinewebb)
Wife of AJ McCarron Oakland Raiders Quarterback


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1 – Gisele Bundchen (@gisele)
Wife of Tom Brady New England Patriots Quarterback


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2018

15

Oct

#nobraday Happened of the Day

Apparent October 13th was No Bra Day, which I guess is an amazing initiative by the Breast Cancer people, since October is Breast Cancer Month, and we’re all about breasts here on this site, you see because we hate people, pop culture and all things, but we’re all about the tits…

So you’d think #nobraday would be the lame hashtag I connect with an emotional level, but I hate social media, hashtags and most importantly MEMES…and I blame the dumbing down of society on MEMES…and when I see MEME accounts get rich and famous for reposting REDDIT MEMES or modifying them with their lame jokes…I get angry and how fucked the world is, where people who actually contribute get nothing, but asshole thieves are the ones getting paid…

I figure people on social media, like the drones they are, need to have activities to participate in to be creative. Like it’s preschool “Today is Dinosaur Week, let’s talk dinosaurs”…so everyday is a NATIONAL something day, or a hashtag like Monday is MCM, or Wednesday is WCW or Thursday is TBT, or Friday is FBF, or Sunday is SelfCareSundays…it never fucking ends and all the millions of idiot content producing for ego and no money with hopes of home…mooch off this shit..

But #nobraday…something I’d appreciate…but then I saw the content people produced on #nobraday…..not that women wear bras…if you leave the house you’ll know everyday is no bra day cuz these women are all a bunch of whores…

But save the tits if you can….

Here’s some of the finds:

Here are some videos:

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2018

12

Oct

Best Way to Cure Anxiety is Sunday Scaries of the Day

You may be wondering what Sunday Scaries are…..as I’ve had banners SUNDAY SCARIES on the site for the last two weeks.


They are offering you a deal at checkout. 10 percent off using code DRUNKEN at checkout. Take advantage.

Along with being our great partners, Sunday Scaries the anxiety that sets in on Sunday nights with the impending return to the office, school, or work…..

I used to have a different kind of Sunday Scaries, that came from drinking too much until all hours of the morning….where my alcohol induced depression, my debilitating hangover, my extreme panic attacks and agoraphobia would set it….they were actually fucking scary. It wasn’t a “sad to go to work”…it was a empty pit in my stomach….that my brain thought was me fucking dying..

Whatever it is that makes you feel down and out on Sundays…or any day of the week..we’ve got the cure….I mean not an official cure…but something that will take off the edge…and definitely help.

You may not know this, because I’m so fucking cool, laid back, normal via this site….but I used to have really fucked up anxiety and panic attacks. I’d go to the Emergency Room thinking I was having a heart attack, I wouldn’t leave the house for days because of Dizzy spells, I have been prescribed all kinds of anti-depressants I refused to take, because I hate pharma, I hate the idea of being a mindless drone, I feared losing my edge, my anger….so I worked through it, figured it out, decided I didn’t care if I died..and now can have a terrible anxiety inducing hangover without much freaking out….But it took years of effort, years of work, and I hate work….

So I’ve been open minded to all natural remedies, like I was Selena Gomez, anything to avoid big Pharma and Kidney Transplants to be able to keep up my shitty lifestyle, to just settle my mentalcase of a mind, and live my best, most focused life staring at the wall.

I’ve been excited about all the CBD that’s been coming up. It’s a huge industry for a reason. It’s weed without getting high, since weed that gets me high gives me fucking crazy anxiety.

Ultimately, it works. It’s anti inflammatory, it’s calming, it’s pain relieving lab tested. It’s from the earth and natural. It is crazy that it is or ever was ever illegal. Some weird government conspiracy to promote opiates and fuck up the world I guess…

The world is an unsettling place, America has gone nuts, everyone is out for themselves in some weird self involved insanity, while they are out for blood from each other. Social media is crazy and ruining our souls, there’s so much noise, we are “on” all the time”…and anything to help remedy that is worth it for me….

So Thanks to SUNDAY SCARIES for bringing us the most fun way to take CBD…in the form of GUMMIES.


They are offering you a deal at checkout. 10 percent off using code DRUNKEN at checkout. Take advantage.

Who the fuck doesn’t like GUMMIES as a way to take your vitamins?

They are fun, they taste good, like candy really, and they will help you.

If gummies aren’t your thing, you can always get the good old fashioned TINCTURES

I am not a doctor, I am not a snake oil salesman, I just think if you’ve got anxiety or depression, this can help, as it has helped me….but always do your own research and consult with your own doctor….and figure it out for yourself. It’s up to you to live your best life….not me…

Here are some CBD loving girls to inspire you


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2018

12

Oct

Get Your Vape On with DiscountVapePen of the Day

We’ve partnered up with Discount Vape Pen .

They are a vape store, vape experts and they are here to help you get your vape on….

If you’ve left your house in the last 5-6 years, you will know that there are vape stores on every block. You may have asked yourself why there are vape stores on every block. I just assumed that in Canada it was in preparation for the legalization of weed, but as it turns out, it’s because everyone seems to fucking love vapes….

I have been in these vape stores with smokers trying to quit cigarettes getting their nicotine juice, I have been in these stores with stoners trying to get different ways to get high on their WEED and I get it…why smoke anything the traditional way, when you can do it the technologically advanced way.

I was talking to a woman the other day and she told me that actual cigarettes are taxed so hard in canada that they are close to 20 dollars a pack. When I used to smoke, they were 4 dollars a pack. That’s crazy enough for me to suggest to smokers out there to make the transition…like Bruce Jenner…but less gay…

Obviously, I am going to encourage you to get it at Discount Vape Pen , because they are the best, since they help support this site…and YOU SHOULD TOO!!

If you’re into vape, new to vape, a vape virgin, or a weathered and banged out vape whore…you can apprecaite that they have:

They have Cartridge Vapes

They have Dry Herb Vaporizer Kits

They have Vaporizer pen with Clearomizer and USB Charger

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2018

05

Oct

My Natural CBD can be Your Natural CBD of the Day

CBD, Our Knight In Shinning Armor: Pain Re-Leaf (without failing a drug test)

That is why we’ve partnered up with My Natural CBD. They are giving you a Discount…


Discount code “Drunken” which gives you 15% off at checkout.

CBD is amazing and has saved my life. This hemp plant extract, which can be taken in every form imaginable. I’ll say the pain management has helped me with pain I’ve accumulated from typing this site all day…hands all and elbows all arthritic and weak from typing nonsense you don’t read…forcing me to rub myself down in CBD every night, like you rub yourself down, but different, because this actually works….and improves my life…and doesn’t make me feel like the pathetic loser you are….

I don’t have to become an opiate addict and can live as normal a life as I can…not that anything about me is normal…but I’m not a junky and it’s because of CBD…So I’ve been on a quest to find the best CBD out there. I’ve tried them all and will keep trying them all…

That is why I am excited about this partnership…and not because of the Discount code “Drunken” which gives you 15% off at checkout….but because it’s NEW to me and that excites me!!! Christmas everyday…. All of their products are made in the USA, Lab tested, and shipped directly to your doorstep…….

I recommend the CBD Tincture …..why…because I want to…that’s why…and because I’m a tincture kind of guy…

They also have an amazing looking Vape Pen….CBD Vape Pen

For those of you that need instant pain relief, and already love vaping, I recommend the vape pen. It is way more adventurous. The CBD gets into your system much faster than with things you eat, and it starts easing pain and anxiety within minutes. Completely nicotine free and with a bunch of good-for-you botanicals in it. It’s the only form of smoking that is healthy.

Get the CBD Vape Pen ……why…because I want you to…that’s why…


Try it out, it looks fun…just use discount code “Drunken” which gives you 15% off at checkout.

TO GET MY NATURAL CBD OIL AND VAPE PENS CLICK HERE

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2018

28

Sep

Sex Toy of the Day

Nymph Soft Moving Finger Vibrator is the Sex Toy of the Day

We’ve partnered up with BE YOUR LOVER to bring you the latest and greatest in sex toys.

I am a huge fan of sex toys, and have been watching girls use sex toys for as long as I can remember, maybe even before there was technological advancements in sex toys, back when they’d put random household objects up in them, like hair brushes, toothbrushes, phallus vegetables, and even candles.

There’s something magical about seeing a woman get herself off, helping a woman get herself off, or getting yourself off the most efficient way….The orgasm is a magical thing.

Today’s sex toy of the day is the NYMPH

Here are some details on the NYMPH…

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT:

1- THE NYMPH IS SO GOOD AT MASSAGING YOUR BALANUS!!!!
2- IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MORE STIMULATION YOU CAN USE IT TO TEASE YOUR LITTLE TESTIS.
3- IF YOU ARE LIKE ME – YOU WILL LIKE IT CARESSING YOUR NIPPLE.

It is designed for couples, with 3 massage fingers, the extra hand, or the right hand in all your pleasure needs….or if you hate other people, just use it on yourself. It’s not queer to feel good.

Some other details from their site…you naughty naughty person…


Designed for couples

Nymph is perfect for any couple to use. Enhancing desire and creating a better sexual connection with your partner for extreme pleasure from every position you could ever imagine.

Grasp moving Fingers

The unique fingers offer finger like movements, allowing for an exceptional experience that is unlike any other product. The fingers are designed to massage the nipples and clitoris during foreplay, bringing with it maximum pleasure. Explore new positions from the beginning to the end!

The round head vibration

Nymph also has a soft and flexible rounded head with a built-in vibration motor that will not disappoint. You can enjoy it both internally and externally. The soft, rounded silicone head allows for exploration within the vagina as well as external stimulation.

Environmentally Friendly Material

Nymph is made of environmentally friendly silicone. All SVAKOM products have passed the strictest test and have proudly reached the highest standards before launching.

Waterproof Design

Nymph is completely waterproof, allowing you to explore all areas of fun, whether in the bath, pool or sea, there’s no limit!

Rechargeable Battery

With the lithium battery capacity of 300mAh, Nymph provides 1.5 hours of continuous pleasure after a full charge of only 40 minutes.

Vibration Frequencies + 3 Massage moving fingers

Nymph is offering 5 different vibrating modes and each with 5 levels of intensity, plus 3 massage moving fingers with different levels of vibration. Nymph will take you from the bashful teasing all the way to an intense climax.

Sounds like a win for me….do it for yourself, your partner, the environment….do it for the orgasm…plus it looks like some weird alien found at the bottom of the sea…which is far more user friendly than something that looks like a horse cock…


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