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2018

04

Dec

Grondyke Pheromone Soap is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in atheudience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbian that the world fucking loves, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at Grondyke Soap Company ….who are giving you a 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15….

You have probably seen their banners on the site, maybe you’ve even clicked them…..what you may not know about them is that what they are doing is pretty brilliant…

They have taken scientifically proven Pheromones and added them to their soap. Traditionally Pheromones have been a cologne…so this is a way to come across as attractive to the ladies while taking your everyday shower….I assume you’re already washing so it’s a swap of the bar and benefit from the results…

Their Slogan is Get Clean to Get Dirty, which is good cuz girls don’t Like Un-showered Dick….and will like the smell of your showered dick so much they jump on it.

I know you have people in your life who can benefit from this, or even just the novelty of it. It’s a great gift all around…..

Their signature line is the DURDEN – named after your boy TYLER from Fight Club and the signature formula of Pheromones that amplifies alpha status, masculinity, charisma, mischief, attractiveness, dominance without aggression….so I suggest you get that one….and test it out to see if it works for yourself….it’s hardly an investment and I can guarantee that if you use it, you’ll get your dick wet.

Get yours now CLICK HERE ….remember 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15..

Here are a bunch of babes taking a shower all lathered up and it’s amazing



GET YOUR SOAP NOW – GET LAID OR GET YOUR FRIEND LAID – It is Christmas
SOAP FOR SEX IS AWESOME!
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GET YOUR SOAP NOW – GET LAID OR GET YOUR FRIEND LAID – It is Christmas
SOAP FOR SEX IS AWESOME!
CLICK HERE



GET YOUR SOAP NOW – GET LAID OR GET YOUR FRIEND LAID – It is Christmas
SOAP FOR SEX IS AWESOME!
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Posted in:Features|stepHOLIDAY

2018

26

Nov

Get Yourself some KRATOM of the Day

We’ve partered up with our friends at CLUB13 to celebrate Cyber Monday, with a brand that has been around since 1999.

If you don’t know much about KRATOM, I don’t really either. It’s a new concept to me, but my initial research, that isn’t scientific research, I’m a titty blogger, has concluded that it helps people get off opiates, as long as they aren’t taking the opiates while trying to get off the opiates.

It’s a natural botanical product, and CLub13 source it from the best possible sources, they test it for impurities, mould, heavy metals, etc…and they bring it to you in a line of pure Kratom Extract….in a variety of forms…

I can’t tell you much other than it is from tropical evergreen tree in the coffee family native to Southeast Asia where it has been used in traditional medicines since at least the nineteenth century.

They say it relives pain, enhances mood, increases focus, gives energy and has an uplifting effect.

They say it’s a good way to get off opiates…but research it for yourself….

I do know that the opiate crisis is real, and despite not being sympathetic to any addicts, I do believe big pharma is to blame, I think the medical system is fucked, and I think people NEED to go to jail for getting the highly addictive opiates into the system…from the manufacturers to the low level pharmacists…and distributers…they are to fucking blame…it’s not a fucking joke, people are dying and they knew what they were doing when prescribing this shit…it’s dark fucking times…people, lots of people are dying…and it’s all big pharma’s fault…

So I always turn to nature for an answer, not because I am a hippie, but because I don’t believe the assholes in the corporations clearly out there for profit and not to actually help people….

So do your fucking research and when you’re ready to buy, visit Club13. They have POWDERS , CAPSULES

Here’s Joe Rogan talking about it….because Rogan is your bro hero…

Posted in:Features

2018

23

Nov

So Many O-Faces for Black Friday of the Day

First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job….

That said: ZALO is a new company that makes really high end, fancy, and amazing vibrators…they are offering you an exclusive and amazing deal….35% off if you use code stepzalo35….

I posted on their products HERE

They are all over the site, because they are our friends, and because we share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!!

These typically go for 200 dollars in store, you can get one for 100 dollars all in…if you use the 35% off code stepzalo35…. CLICK HERE

The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm…..

So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this…

Zalo is luxury, their designs are amazing, the quality great…and .the gift that is normally 200 dollars because of it’s design for half the price that she’ll never know you got on discount because you will save it for Christmas.

GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved….

GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
CLICK HERE

TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you to BUY A ZALO

GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35!
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Posted in:Features

2018

23

Nov

Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS …..they are premium dry herb vaporizers…who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them…..

Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth….

That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style…

I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users….

They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI
CLICK HERE

IT IS BLACK FRIDAY FUCKERS….why wait in line, wrestle or get shot at the retail level…order from your fucking HOME….

So whether you vape or not, you can get someone you like a vaporizer….it’s Christmas and they are less harmful that actual cigarettes…while being a fun way to get high…the people have decided….

Get All Kinds of DEALS DEALS DEALS! CLICK HERE

There are cyber Monday deals….that are opening up soon. I know you’re excited about it…I believe you are excited about it….be excited about it….
CLICK HERE
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Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

23

Nov

Luxury Sex Toy Deal of the Day

Zalo is all over the site, 35% off with code stepzalo35, remember that….so here’s some information about the company….

ZALOUSA is a new company that makes really high end, fancy, and amazing vibrators…like art or fine jewelry…they are on another level….

Not to mention, we can never have enough sex toys or vibrators to gift the women in our lives, or strangers, or even your kid’s school teacher…because people are all perverts, animals really, primates who just love to cum….

They are having a 35% off sale for you using code stepzalo35.

So gift the women in your lives something to show them they are appreciated….

Let me walk you through their products….this is my educational post for you – remember 35% off with code stepzalo35 – these are fucking amazing….I may or may not have one on my balls right fucking now!!

Here’s some of their product info:

The Queen Series:



From its innovative PulsWave™ technology, ZALO also aims to bring women a brand new experience of G-spot exploration. Different from the traditional vibrating stimulation, PulsWave™ applies the exclusive wave-motor drive. The proper curve angle and the gentle flap on the G-spot form a finger-pulp size area can make it easier for women to feel their G-spots and get pleasure. With the cooperation of the PulseWave™ motor and another independent vibrating motor, as well as the heating function, women can uncover the deeply sealed enjoyments.

Sounds good to me:

The Lolita Series

Sounds naughty…

The charming and lovely Lolita series uses mellow and delicate modeling to create softer touch sensation and dreamlike atmosphere, and help you explore the trip to love and beauty with maiden’s heart.

The Sweet Magic Series

Confidence, is the most precious quality of women. Due to the confidence, they are radiant, always be the center of attention, and are never worried about losing charm due to aging appearance. Just as what ZALO would like to give you. Possess confidence, possess charm.

The Jeanne Series


This intelligent massager named after Princess Jeanne is the magnificent intimate product for elegant you.

French noble lady Jeanne from 18th century is the muse of Jeanne massager. Simple but exquisite design style is fit to be held in the palm of your hand. Silky elegant curves enhance pleasure to the whole body.

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To Get Your Amazing Deal on Amazing Products…
CLICK HERE

Remember 35% off which is amazingly good deal, so buy your Christmas Gifts today using code stepzalo35

Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

16

Nov

Vaping Babes for HuniBadger of the Day

Fear No Extract….is what our friends at HUNIBADGER want you to know…because their vertical vaporizer is built to tackle all fucking extracts….that is why they invented it.

Say goodbye to torches and rigs to start DABBING. Concentrates of all types melt with the battery powered sizzling HOT ceramic tip and essentially works like SUCKING through a straw. Dab anywhere you go, no matter where the adventure leads you…and I know you like sucking through a straw….or at least watching girls suck through straws….

That is why we’ve partnered up with them, to celebrate the hotness that can be vaporizing THC and/or CBD concentrates, because we only like to associate with the best. Anything that eliminates that pungent cannabis smell, so you can use it anywhere while still letting girls pull huge clouds of smoke, seductive like an old Hollywood movie and getting as high as a Lindsay Lohan…or Selena Gomez….but not quite as high as Demi Lovato…in the processs.

So not all these pics are of girls smoking HUNIBADGER …but they’re here to encourage you to make the move to vaporize concentrates and to do it with the right way….with HUNIBADGER! SO GET YOURS NOW ….

Vaping is HOT! Here is the proof…

TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HUNIBADGER’s Amazing Designed VAPE CLICK HERE

GET YOURS NOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Featured Post|Features

2018

09

Nov

Babes for Cannatrading’s 72 Hour Veteran’s Day Sale of the Day

Canna Trading Co

It is Veteran’s Day weekend and what better way to honor and support your troops by investing in yourself and into the future of medicine according to me! We’ve Partnered up with THIS AWESOME CBD COMPANY called CannaTrading.co

They are offering you a CBD VETERAN’S SALE BONANZA ON THEIR SITE and with additional code VET10 on checkout…. CLICK HERE

I know that CBD companies can’t claim to cure or fix any issues legally, so I’ll just say that from personal experience CBD has changed my life…

It has stopped pain and inflammation and I have pain and inflammation from being an alcoholic degenerate who hasn’t taken care of himself but has committed to sitting all day getting fatter and fatter fucking up all my joints, fingers are clawed, asshole is hemorrhoided it’s real life…

The only salvation has been the variety of CBD I’ve used.

I am not a weed smoker, but I know the power of the hemp plant and the stupidity of the illegality of it. How the people allowed the government to do this to them is just proof that the government are criminals not into your best interest…

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be into your best interest by taking care of yourself and getting some of this CannaTrading.co CBD

They have vape pens, tinctures, a mix of lots of great products that will help you!

Here’s a bunch of pics of babes and weed to celebrate that!

Get yours now with a super discount for FREEDOM VET10 on checkout – Click Here

It works

Now some babes to celebrate it!



Posted in:Features

2018

30

Oct

Get the Party Started with Party Girls of the Day

It is Halloween tomorrow, perfect time to be in a party mood, whether you get dressed up or not. It’s just all around fun to get totally fucking wasted beyond any recognition of yourself. You know dropping those inhibitions and just going for it…being the real you, your true self…you know liquid courage that always leads to an adventure…all of my best memories happened when partying….and as an old dried up pervert….I can reflect on the glory days…and think of the parties of yesteryear…with our friends at PERFECTPREGAME

That’s why I’m posting a bunch of picture of girls doing shots, girls who seem to be from the 90s when girls had a good time, because that’s all I could find on the internet…when life was a simpler time.

It is all to help inspire you with some visions of what could be, if you know how to play your cards right….party right and that takes planning and preparation…That is why we encourage you to buy party supplies for the perfect pregame….pre drink…get wasted before going out….so CLICK HERE …..

I believe that even in the era of #MeToo, people can get drunk, have a good time, go mental and have good old fashioned consensual sex….after tits get flashed….because people are crazy and watch too much porn…as long as everyone is playing fair…and responsibly and not acting like perverts who never saw tits before…even if you’ve never seen tits…..

Speaking of tits….here is a drunk party girl…out of control with her huge tits….

I will not like this era shine a bad light on my friend Alcohol….it is and will always be a tasty and fun social lubricant that makes dreams come true…

Just choose the women you get drunk with wisely, so that you can’t be brought down as the creep we all know you are..because they are into getting down and partying….I don’t condone perverted behavior unless the other people involved are only mildly uncomfortable with it….

All this to say….what better way to get a party started than to be ready for the party….with Alcohol infusion kits, shot glasses, flasks, and even some kids for you stoners.

It’s a great gift, but better to have for yourself…..you know to party with…

Visit PERFECTPREGAME and use code “stepfather” for a surprise DISCOUNT!!

Here are the pics of party girls partying….


SHOP NOW CLICK HERE

Here are girls with weed….because they also have weed supplies for weed parties…and weed can be fun too!

For the weed partiers trying to get their smoke on right try the Rolling Machine Stoner Kit or the other SMOKERS KITS

Now the pics:


SHOP NOW CLICK HERE

Posted in:Features

2018

19

Oct

100 Reddit Girls Naked with Weed for Canada’s Legalization of the Day

I am based in Canada and Canada made weed legal this week. Drug dealers are all pissed off because they are being priced out of the market by the government who now is the sole provider of weed, at least where I live….but you can smoke weed wherever people smoke cigarettes…you can buy weed…you can grow plants…you can have an unlimited amount of weed in your house…you can carry 30 grams of weed on you at any time….and people find it exciting….even more exciting than igloos, maple syrup harvest, moose and beaver meat, Avril Lavigne….and Nickelback…and Neil Young…Elton John’s gay husband….Shay Mitchell / Nina Dobrev and Pam Anderson….Jim Carrey, Martin Short and Lorne Michaels….Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Tom Green….and all other things Canada…like Vice and American Apparel and Cirque du Soliel…

I am sure Donald Trump will be following Trudeau’s lead for the next election, because he knows it will get him voted back in…and you’ll all be too stoned to care about politics anymore…

I do think the logic behind weed being illegal, when it was just a plant that you basically smoke the bud or flower of without any processing, no PROCESSING, is insane….how the fuck did people allow the government to do that shit…who said “ok Government, control us harder than you do”…

I do think the logic of making weed legal is a little annoying, because one day it’s bad, the next day it’s good, and people let the governement decide that. Cops who beat people over weed, now smoke weed with those people and it’s fine…all so the government can get their cut…

BUT at least no one is getting arrested for it….which was ridiculous….

I’d like to thank our current Sponsors in the Weed Related Game for making this site possible….and hope I don’t lose all my advertisers to mainstream companies who will now run WEED related ads because it’s legalized….killing my whole fucking existence…as they planned..

1 – My Natural CBD

The people at My Natural CBD have put together a really strong product, that is lab tested, that has great third party reviews and that you can use to help with sleep, anxiety, inflammation, digestion, pain fucking everything that could go wrong….because CBD actually works and is worth trying…


USE Discount code “Drunken” to Get 15% off at checkout.


TO BUY SOME CBD OIL
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2- Discount Vape Pen

DiscountVapePen is an online source of all things vape. They really have the majority of vape products and if you’re a smoker, vaping is supposed to be healthier, if you’re a non smoker, it’s a great way to start smoking, you know getting that nicotine fix, which apparently is a nootropic, but who am I to defend nicotine, I’m just here to tell you vaping is real, and this is the place to get your vape needs…


USE CODE DRUNKEN TO GET 10% OFF DISCOUNT VAPE PEN!


TO BUY SOME VAPES and VAPE ACCESSORIES
CLICK HERE

3- The White Unicorn (who also sell THINGS YOU CAN FUCK

The White Unicorn is not only a rare species of horned horse, it is also an online site that sells lingerie, festival gear, party supplies and adult novelties. It was created to combine the love of fashion, sex and fantasy into one….and it’s really amazing to have them on board and part of the site. They are a small business doing great things and I think we all need to show them our support!!!


USE CODE Drunk to Get 15% Off The White Unicorn


TO BUY SOME CBD / EDIBLES / E-Liquids / Sex TOys
CLICK HERE

Here are 100 or more reddit girls naked with weed for LEGALIZATION…

Posted in:Features|product of the day

2018

19

Oct

Top 10 Hottest NFL WAGS of the Day

I partnered up with MY BOOKIE to make your sports experience more lucrative, less pathetic…and definitely more exciting.

I don’t do sports content. I do pussy content. I never liked sports, but I was always a fucking pervert. I always thought people into sports were fucking weird, who wants to watch two overpaid men run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex….it’s fucking queer…

Then I realized that women, hot women, want to get with overpaid men who run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex…becuase of the overpaid part…hot chicks like dudes with money and glory and Athletes are Money and Glory….

Maybe that’s a reason you’re a fan of these guys, maybe you’re just raised to like it, maybe you have nothing else to distract yourself with, maybe sports are just awesome and I am just out of touch and the real queer…because I know in Europe they think you’re queer if you don’t like soccer…and they don’t listen when you try to show them how queer soccer is…

I partnered up with My Bookie, because even though I don’t do sports, I do slutty content on sluts that like rich guys, and even if I don’t bet on sports, I can say that you should because at least you’ll have a reason to be watching the sports….

Last week, I brought you the TOP MMA girls, saying “Bet on the Fight” and if you took my lead you could have made some money.

This week, I am telling you to bet on the NFL games by CLICKING HERE ….

These are the odds:


Week 7 NFL Odds…

Denver (-2.5) at Arizona | O/U 41
Tennessee at L.A. Chargers (-6.5) | O/U 45.5
Buffalo at Indianapolis (-6.5) | O/U n/a
Carolina at Philadelphia (-4.5) | O/U 45.5
Cleveland at Tampa Bay (-3) | O/U 49.5
Detroit at Miami (n/a) | O/U n/a
Houston at Jacksonville (-4.5) | O/U 42
Minnesota (-3.5) at N.Y. Jets | O/U 47
New England (-3.5) at Chicago | O/U 49.5
New Orleans at Baltimore (-2.5) | O/U 49.5
Dallas at Washington (-1.5) | O/U 41
L.A. Rams (-11) at San Francisco | O/U n/a
Cincinnati at Kansas City (-6) | O/U 58.5
N.Y. Giants at Atlanta (-6) | O/U 54.5

Make your own choices in life, but I can say when money is on the table…this shit is more fun. BET NOW

These are my TOP 10 NFL WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS…or wallet fuckers who think athletes are gods….the THOTS, the waitresses, the strippers, the Models who secured a good deal with a pro athlete….lots of bootleg Kardashians who were probably smart enough to refuse the condom to be set for life…I mean some of these girls are fucking trash…we should be betting on them, when their ass implants explode, or on what their motivation is to be with a pro athlete….right….

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10 – Anna Congdon (@annacongdon”)
Girlfriend of New York Giants running back Saquon Barkleyna


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9 – Rosana Hernandez (@rosanahernandez)
Girlfriend of the week for Odell Beckham Jr New York Giants Wide Receiver


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8 – Morgan Skriba (@morganskriba)
Girlfriend of Jalen Collins former Atlanta Falcons Cornerback current Free Agent


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7 – Veronica Khomyn (@veronika.khomyn)
Girlfriend of Sean McVay Los Angeles Rams Head Coach


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6 – Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo)
Girlfriend of Danny Amendola Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver


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5 – Rachel Bush (@rachelbush)
Girlfriend of Jordan Poyer Buffalo Bills Free Safety


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4- Ashley Nicole Roberts (@ash3nicole)
Fiance of Philip Wheeler Atlanta Falcons Linebacker


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3- Marissa Powell (@realmarissavannoy)
Former Miss Utah and Wife of Kyle Van Noy New England Patriots Linebacker

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2 – Katherine Webb (@_katherinewebb)
Wife of AJ McCarron Oakland Raiders Quarterback


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1 – Gisele Bundchen (@gisele)
Wife of Tom Brady New England Patriots Quarterback


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