WE LIKE GIRLS OILED UP –
Lots more after the jump…
We love webcams, they are responsible for 98 percent of our happiness, but not just for the obvious reason, but because these women are creative and amazing, capable of so much more than what you’d expect of them, you know fucking themselves with objects for tip money, you know they have to be engaging, entertaining, funny and weird to keep people locked in and wanting to tip them to do naked and amazing things with objects shoved inside them….and for that reason alone…we must celebrate the SFW moments…EVERY WEEK HERE…sometimes Twice a Week if the Mood is right…and these are a few we pulled this week….all weird…all the time….
If you’re inspired to find your own clips, or to see some of these girls get naked, visit some MyFreeCams – that’s where I go for all my Cam Girl Needs…with account for 98 percent of my happiness…
Weed is becoming legal in Canada…I guess it is legal in a bunch of states…which is obviously something that makes total fucking sense…considering we are all grown ups here and should be able to decide what plants we want to grow and smoke…not to mention weed hasn’t killed anyone…and the fact that it has been controlled for so long is fucking idiotic…why do you people let your governments control these things…it’s just fucking crazy…but not as crazy as the day it goes legal…the same people enforcing it being illegal…you know wasting tax payer money to create systems in place to catch and arrest people growing what is a simple plant to grow…a fucking weed…everyone will just accept it being legal…proving they thought it being illegal all these years was fucking idiotic..and the fact it’s not legal everywhere…idiotic…especially since everyone and their moms have smoked weed…but because the government says “Cool dawg, you can smoke now dawg…get smoking”….
What a fucking weird society…
That said, legal marijuana has rapidly improved the consumer cannabis buying experience — from gratefully accepting whatever “dreg” the drug dealer had to offer for too much money, laced with angel dust according to the Raegan administration, WAR ON DRUGs, to modern-style boutique dispensaries with an incredible selection and personalized recommendations for the strains that’ll do you just right. This shit’s gone BOUTIQUE…and it’s making it a real business, product, commodity…and that’s interesting…
Plus, the internet is helping moderate the market, so that shit isn’t unaffordable, with a select group gauging…people can shop from home, no sketchy nonsense, because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to..
Companies like DopeBoo are on the forefront of an industry make-over, with tons of selection, thoughtful curation, incredibly knowledgeable support….and from the comfort of your own home…because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to…
They sell a bunch of stuff, and I’m happy call them a partner, because I like to support the independents while I know evil corporations are moving in…
So here are their best selling bongs
These are some of their best vapes
And Then there’s some classic GLASS PIPES
Here are a bunch of pics of tumblr girls smoking weed!!
For more Visit DopeBoo
You don’t need to be jizzing your pants for the new iPhone 8 this month, you know fighting in line with people over getting an overpriced pocket computer that is linked up to a centralized system and that allows you to use apps that track your every move, your every word, and even turn on your camera and track your every awkward moment, both at your discretion and behind your damn back, in what must be efforts of population control and creating a militarized nation of drones…some post or I guess pre apocalyptic shit…
Because Technology can be used for good…like in the vaping world…a world that has taken both the nicotine and marijuana smokers by storm..you know smoking out of papers that’s your grandpappy’s method…the future is here, the future is now, and thanks to people like CLOUDIOUS9 the future is their HYDROLOGY9…..
From their site:
Painstaking attention to detail is the hallmark of the Cloudious9 product design philosophy. Everything from the mouthpiece to the bottom chamber cover is the result of countless revisions and optimization of user experience. Every shape and material used has its reason, and all of the reasons are aimed toward a brand new user experience.
-Liquid Filtration Reinvented with “Tunnel Tube” Bulit-in Water Filtration System.
-Mouthpiece & Magnetic Cover
-Borosilicate Glass Body
-Large porcelaine container
-Even Heat Distribution
-Chip controlled temperature integrity maintenance features
So get yours now, don’t wait in line for the wrong TECH device, get the RIGHT one…without the wait…to be the coolest motherfucker on your block..like these cool cats getting down with their CLOUDIOUS9 in these pics…
GET YOURS NOW HERE JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!!!
Her name is WONDERWOMAN36DD ….I am going to assume that is her stage name and not her birth name…because I doubt you’d know when she was born that she’d be a 36DD and more importantly, naming your kid WonderWoman36DD would probably be confusing especially when applying for jobs…unless it was the “right” kind of job…like being a cam girl..
A self starting, entrepreneurial and taking control of her life where that she gets to showcase her amazing and massive tits from the comfort of her own home – while dudes like you jerk off to her…something she’s apparently very INTO…at least according to her bio…
My biggest turn on is a guy who isn`t afraid to ask or tell me what his fantasies are… I really like to make guys cum. If I could, I would LOVE to just have everyone cum ALL OVER me! 😉 SPOIL ME!
Sounds good to me, here are some of her cam girl pics…because I love monster tits…huge tits…amazing tits….
Damn she’s good…
TO SEE MORE OF WonderWoman36DD and OTHER Cam Girls GETTING NAKED CLICK HERE
The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere….
So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these..
I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find….
So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one…
Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak…
Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos
Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music….
Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs….
Porngather Does the Porn Gathering for You…
We live in a world of too much bullshit. Too much noise. Too many social media accounts. Too many people to follow. Too many stupid mindless videos to watch. Too many live broadcasts of people we don’t care about…it’s enough to create fucking panic…
One thing we never have too much of is porn, because we are perverts and we like watching girls naked and slutty exhibitionists…it’s something ingrained into our core…
The problem is that as porn got more popular and mainstream, and the internet got more popular and mainstream…all these random companies started putting out more and more content, and girls started coming out of the woodwork calling themselves pornstars because they banged once on camera for 500 dollars…and the whole thing got and busy, confusing, and uninspiring as everything else online…it was almost impossible to navigate, to dig, to find good quality smut…
But like everything, we can now outsource our porn searching…by using sites like PORNGATHERER , who goes out and finds the good stuff…so you didn’t have to….
I don’t watch porn, I don’t like the way it objectifies women, but if I did, I would use a service like this, but then again I am a busy man – sitting around doing nothing all day – in need of personal assistants to do everything, from finding me the porn like PORNGATHER …now I just need to go find someone to jerk me off so I don’t have to…
Living the life of LUXURY…
So PORNGATHERER has a list of models – this is the Top 10….I don’t know anything about :
1- Lucy Li
3- Alexis Texas
4- Elle Georgia
5- Faye Reagan
6- Riley Reid
7- Madison Ivy
FOR MORE CLICK HERE
THEY ALSO HAVE FREE PORN GALLERIES
So……get on it.
A lot of time went into the production of this Oscar’s So Colored campaign we did with MIG VAPOR.
It was all for this weekend that only comes once a year.
So Here’s to ADDING color to the Oscar’s….with a stepGIRL in every Best Picture Movie….
The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable…
Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…by adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR
VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR
The Big Short:
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We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies…
CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
Special Thanks To:
I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide…
We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long….
With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post.
1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,
6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn
7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less…
8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn ,
I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….
Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….
8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom
7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/
6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx
5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten
4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston
3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole
2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter
1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE
Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…
Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…
Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…
So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…
What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…
That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE
Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….
I have a Panty Fetish, I mean there isn’t much sexier than that nice, delicate fabric, that separates me from what at the time I assume is heaven, but usually what ends up working out to be a fucking nightmare…but that’s besides the point, I blame myself for everything…
So it was only natural for me to link up with the people at PANTY BY POST , who are a subscription based panty delivery service for all you pervert, cross dressers, and amazing women a like…
So for very little every month, they select the best new, stylish and amazing pair of panties, for you, your girl or someone you’re stalking who you want to surprise in the mail monthly, since you can never have enough panties, at least not if you’re living life right.
You can make this a Christmas gift that gives back every month…maybe it will get you laid…or maybe it will just get a girl you like new panties for the guy she actually has sex with…you sad sad person…but it’s still worth the effort…because panties are hot…
Here are some pics of girls in panties.