I don’t know about you, but I love when someone leads into a post with an URBAN DICTIONARY definition of a cultural phenom, like the TITTY drop, because we are a bunch of old fucks who call it TITTY FLASHING….

But becasue the world is weird, there’s specific nuances, I don’t even know what nuance means, but it seems like the word to use, to really hone in on and TARGET the content to specifically SPEAK to the person with that fetish…

So a TITTY drop is more than a TITTY flash…or a TITTY Reveal…

IT IS….and I quote…

“When breasts, or titties, are suspended and then released suddenly. As they fall, they jiggle back into place, creating a very pleasant viewing experience.”

An example would be:

“Unlike your balls, check out that titty drop”….

Here’s 20 examples for you.

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Nurses on the front lines of the fake COVID crisis are the true heroes.

Especially when they get naked on the internet to celebrate all the love and attention they get.

I mean people are honking and banging pots and pans at 7 pm everyday in parts of Canada to let nurses know they matter….

Which I guess gets deep into their egos, and makes them feel invincible, so they get naked on the internet as people do when they feel at the top of their game. confidence man….

The fake COVID crisis isn’t isn’t to say the virus is a scam, I’m sure it’s a real virus, it is just to say all the data is confusing, the reason for the virus or how the virus was handled confusing, the fear mongering top notch, and since I don’t trust the government or the media ever, and since I assume the government is slow moving and probably covering up a fuck up, while liking their new position as BIG BROTHER with the best excuse to BIG BROTHER… I fall into more of what they’d call a conspiracy theorist than just accepting things at face value.

You should never accept things at face value, or listen and believe what TV is telling you but you should also never believe what the internet is telling you.

What isn’t fake news, or lies, or misguided information, is girls getting naked on the internet….

So, these are the heroes of the last few months according to the media that lies to us, but the real heroes are the ones getting naked to deal with being heroes.

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The biggest struggle I have being a half retard with ADD, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, I may even be flipper baby, or this could be early Alzheimers, diabetes, SLEEP Apnea who fucking knows…is consistency.

Sure, I get the site updated daily because that’s just what I do…but I want weekly themes…

I want TITTY Tuesday, Throwback Thursday, I want to be in that “It” hashtag crowd…following the trends so that you know every Tuesday you’ll find titties here, every Thursdays you’ll find girls throwing back loads, or whatever Throwback Thursday means..or menes depending on whether you live your life as a meme.

So today, we bring you WATERMELON Wednesday…it’s about the big tits we find on INSTAGRAM by BIG tit girls who like to show us their tits…and the only problem with this is that by next Wednesday I’ll forget about the weekly feature…so unless I get an email reminding me next Wednesday, or a FACEBOOK message…this may be the first and last WATERMELON wednesday….and it MAY never be the trending HASHTAG it needs to be!

Some WATERMELON WEDNESDAY!

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It’s pretty clear that people have given up on the whole COVID fight, at least where I am, because everyone seems to be on top of each other, every one is starting to question the government, everyone is reducing the virus to a Flu that has been around forever, I mean when has the government been so quick to do anything before it was too late…the whole thing makes no sense…

Then there’s the whole releasing UFO footage today, knowing people are at home, in what is some icing on the cake to keep the strong hold….whether it is Deepstate shit, or Pizzagate Shit, or just the voices in our heads from being stuck in the house with the government we were trained to not trust…taking our jobs and making us stay in the house…it’s a fucked situation.

The frontline workers or the healthcare workers are being celebrated and they are taking it upon themselves to try to bask in that glory, or release that stress, who really knows what’s going on but bitches be getting naked for whatever reason in their scrubs and it’s topical…

I’ll be over the sex workers in the hospital system when this Pandemic ends…not that it will end…but when we’re all microchipped by Bill Gates like we aren’t already. Iphone / FB / TikTok yo.

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In keeping things COVID, since COVID is still everything on the fucking news, like we aren’t bored of it by now…and instead get to sit and brew on our paranoias, or mental health issues, or laziness…dealing with our minds we’ve been able to distract ourselves from so well all our lives…as we try to figure out if Bill Gates has good intentions, if contact tracing is really something we need to fuck with to fight the virus…..if that asshole Neighbor gave it to us when chatting with us for 5 minutes before disclosing they tested positive weeks earlier….because now we have to deal with stubborn deniers who think they are invincible….or those who already survived it and feel like they can’t get it again…so fuck the rest of us…

Is it as bad as they say it is, is it all a scam, do we have money to pay for food and rent….and are our frontline workers really heroes as locally over 10,000 never went back to work after they did a 14 day quarantine because fuck that…unemployment is better…

All I’ve discovered over the course of the virus is that nurses are slutty and post nudes to deal with stress or to get feedback to either build their onlyfans or to get off because they are givers…but I didn’t really discover that, I always knew nurses were the sex workers of the hospital..and that girls as a concept are slutty.

I’ve basically learned nothing other than reaffirmed what I’ve already known…fuck the gov’t, people are nuts, and leave me the fuck alone….

Here are those front liners being NAUGHTY.

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For the most part, there are assholes behind everything. From your favorite movie, song, TV show, clothing company, car company, restaurant, beverage company, girl….to thongs…just giant fucking assholes running the fucking show.

There’s a fetish or a series of people who are really into their assholes. It’s the younger generation and anal is their norm or their obsession.

The first MEME I saw about COVID was about eating ass, it was likely the most shared meme about COVID….”Eating Ass Builds Your Immunity”…and it was being spread around by 25 year olds who get all their info from Memes…relating to the ass eating their generation has embraced.

SO…in this era of self promotion, self love, narcissism, perversion…showing asshole is basically the new handshake…and showing asshole behind your thong is just what happens when you wear a thong..so why not show it off.

I’m down with the direction society is taking.

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You can never be too sure if the skinny and hot girls of instagram are actually athletic. I am sure a lot of them just starve themselves out or do various drugs…prescription or not…that help keep them lean. Then there’s the whole photoshop component of turning yourself into some toned goddess looking girl thanks to an app. I am sure if you meet 75-99% of influencers, they will look like a shell of what they look like online when in person…

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet…

Then there’s that whole instagram content is limited to a few basic categories. Fitness or Bikini or Nude and Dramatic.

There are only so many ways for people to present themselves and their bodies hot and half naked….and when you incorporate fitness into it, it seems less weird than just hot half naked poses…

So here are girls stretching, bending, flexible, and doing some really light fitness for the sake of saying it is fitness…when really it’s designed to be hot….and is hot.

VIDEOS:

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You may not have COVID and you’re feeling jealous of the people in the ICU being taken care of by nurses. You just crave female attention so bad that you’ve been paying for it all these years. This COVID crisis has only made you realize that all that was a waste of money and time, because there are women paid by the government who are there to care for you. You just need consistent ailments or injuries to experience it. The mom you never had looking out for you maybe? I don’t know..talk to your therapist…

You may not be in Quarantine because you believe your God will save you….you may be a COVID protestor like an idiot who can’t handle some vacation time…but wherever you are or however you’re dealing with this…we can all agree that nurses are seemingly selfless, putting themselves on the frontlines for high pay and health benefits….even if they are the sex worker of the Health Care industry…they do good work in hopes of scoring some doctor cock to quit nursing to live that good life.

Then there’s the nurses doing the whole sex work on the internet, where nursing becomes part of their hook in their nudes…but maybe this is stress relief, giving dudes some spirit lifting, cuz nudes are givers, maybe this makes em cum, cuz everyone is a pervert….it’s weird.

Videos:

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Naughty Nurses are the fetish of the day, only because they are the front line heroes helping, except the ones who are contaminated with the virus and bringing it into Old Folks homes killing off everyone around.

If anything Nurses are the new HIV positive pussy you got to stay the fuck away from….only their HIV is COVID…

I get that we need healthcare workers to change the diapers, administer the meds, and help us not die. It’s important work.

I just don’t get why some of the people doing it are producing smut on their shift for dudes to jack off to.

I guess it just comes down to us all being perverts…that must be it…everyone a fucking pervert!

Videos:

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It’s Titty Thursday, which I am not entirely sure is a thing or not, but it probably is, anything you can think of is a thing…

I’ve heard of Throwback Thursday and Thirsty Thursday and Titty Tuesday so TITTY THURSDAY better fucking exist..and if it doesn’t…it does now.

I know I went clever with my naming…take an existing hashtag and change the day on it….genius….I could have called it something better….

I figure we like tits and Mark Zuckerberg’s porn site like tits, so these are a compilation of tits found on his platform of tits, for the perverts out there to get excited about the tits, reminding you of how your mom never fed you with your tits, forcing you to spend your life craving tit….

Right…

I don’t know if all these pics are new or old, famous or not famous, known shoots or not, some of the tits look familiar. I just know they’ve been posted to Instagram in the last week….so enjoy the tits being posted to the fucking internet…

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