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2015

21

Dec

ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….

Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….

8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom

7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/

6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx

5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten

4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston

A video posted by BrandyfknAniston (@bfknaniston) on Dec 20, 2015 at 5:22pm PST

3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole

2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter

1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE

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2015

11

May

Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

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Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats…

Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating…

Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks…

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2014

05

Dec

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams by ThePornDude of the Day

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So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…

What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…

That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE

Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….

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2014

28

Nov

I love Panties of the Day

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I have a Panty Fetish, I mean there isn’t much sexier than that nice, delicate fabric, that separates me from what at the time I assume is heaven, but usually what ends up working out to be a fucking nightmare…but that’s besides the point, I blame myself for everything…

So it was only natural for me to link up with the people at PANTY BY POST , who are a subscription based panty delivery service for all you pervert, cross dressers, and amazing women a like…

So for very little every month, they select the best new, stylish and amazing pair of panties, for you, your girl or someone you’re stalking who you want to surprise in the mail monthly, since you can never have enough panties, at least not if you’re living life right.

You can make this a Christmas gift that gives back every month…maybe it will get you laid…or maybe it will just get a girl you like new panties for the guy she actually has sex with…you sad sad person…but it’s still worth the effort…because panties are hot…

Here are some pics of girls in panties.