We’ve partered up with our friends at CLUB13 to celebrate Cyber Monday, with a brand that has been around since 1999.

If you don’t know much about KRATOM, I don’t really either. It’s a new concept to me, but my initial research, that isn’t scientific research, I’m a titty blogger, has concluded that it helps people get off opiates, as long as they aren’t taking the opiates while trying to get off the opiates.

It’s a natural botanical product, and CLub13 source it from the best possible sources, they test it for impurities, mould, heavy metals, etc…and they bring it to you in a line of pure Kratom Extract….in a variety of forms…

I can’t tell you much other than it is from tropical evergreen tree in the coffee family native to Southeast Asia where it has been used in traditional medicines since at least the nineteenth century.

They say it relives pain, enhances mood, increases focus, gives energy and has an uplifting effect.

They say it’s a good way to get off opiates…but research it for yourself….

I do know that the opiate crisis is real, and despite not being sympathetic to any addicts, I do believe big pharma is to blame, I think the medical system is fucked, and I think people NEED to go to jail for getting the highly addictive opiates into the system…from the manufacturers to the low level pharmacists…and distributers…they are to fucking blame…it’s not a fucking joke, people are dying and they knew what they were doing when prescribing this shit…it’s dark fucking times…people, lots of people are dying…and it’s all big pharma’s fault…

So I always turn to nature for an answer, not because I am a hippie, but because I don’t believe the assholes in the corporations clearly out there for profit and not to actually help people….

So do your fucking research and when you’re ready to buy, visit Club13. They have POWDERS , CAPSULES

Here’s Joe Rogan talking about it….because Rogan is your bro hero…

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First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job….

We share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!!

The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm…..

So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this…

GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved….

TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you

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It is Veteran’s Day weekend and what better way to honor and support your troops by investing in yourself and into the future of medicine according to me! We’ve Partnered up with THIS AWESOME CBD COMPANY called CannaTrading.co

They are offering you a CBD VETERAN’S SALE BONANZA ON THEIR SITE and with additional code VET10 on checkout…. CLICK HERE

I know that CBD companies can’t claim to cure or fix any issues legally, so I’ll just say that from personal experience CBD has changed my life…

It has stopped pain and inflammation and I have pain and inflammation from being an alcoholic degenerate who hasn’t taken care of himself but has committed to sitting all day getting fatter and fatter fucking up all my joints, fingers are clawed, asshole is hemorrhoided it’s real life…

The only salvation has been the variety of CBD I’ve used.

I am not a weed smoker, but I know the power of the hemp plant and the stupidity of the illegality of it. How the people allowed the government to do this to them is just proof that the government are criminals not into your best interest…

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be into your best interest by taking care of yourself and getting some of this CannaTrading.co CBD

They have vape pens, tinctures, a mix of lots of great products that will help you!

Here’s a bunch of pics of babes and weed to celebrate that!

Get yours now with a super discount for FREEDOM VET10 on checkout – Click Here

It works

Now some babes to celebrate it!

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It is Halloween tomorrow, perfect time to be in a party mood, whether you get dressed up or not. It’s just all around fun to get totally fucking wasted beyond any recognition of yourself. You know dropping those inhibitions and just going for it…being the real you, your true self…you know liquid courage that always leads to an adventure…all of my best memories happened when partying….and as an old dried up pervert….I can reflect on the glory days…and think of the parties of yesteryear…with our friends at PERFECTPREGAME

That’s why I’m posting a bunch of picture of girls doing shots, girls who seem to be from the 90s when girls had a good time, because that’s all I could find on the internet…when life was a simpler time.

It is all to help inspire you with some visions of what could be, if you know how to play your cards right….party right and that takes planning and preparation…That is why we encourage you to buy party supplies for the perfect pregame….pre drink…get wasted before going out….so CLICK HERE …..

I believe that even in the era of #MeToo, people can get drunk, have a good time, go mental and have good old fashioned consensual sex….after tits get flashed….because people are crazy and watch too much porn…as long as everyone is playing fair…and responsibly and not acting like perverts who never saw tits before…even if you’ve never seen tits…..

Speaking of tits….here is a drunk party girl…out of control with her huge tits….

I will not like this era shine a bad light on my friend Alcohol….it is and will always be a tasty and fun social lubricant that makes dreams come true…

Just choose the women you get drunk with wisely, so that you can’t be brought down as the creep we all know you are..because they are into getting down and partying….I don’t condone perverted behavior unless the other people involved are only mildly uncomfortable with it….

All this to say….what better way to get a party started than to be ready for the party….with Alcohol infusion kits, shot glasses, flasks, and even some kids for you stoners.

It’s a great gift, but better to have for yourself…..you know to party with…

Visit PERFECTPREGAME and use code “stepfather” for a surprise DISCOUNT!!

Here are the pics of party girls partying….

Here are girls with weed….because they also have weed supplies for weed parties…and weed can be fun too!

For the weed partiers trying to get their smoke on right try the Rolling Machine Stoner Kit or the other SMOKERS KITS

Now the pics:

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You may be wondering what Sunday Scaries are…..as I’ve had banners SUNDAY SCARIES on the site for the last two weeks.

They are offering you a deal at checkout. 10 percent off using code DRUNKEN at checkout. Take advantage.

Along with being our great partners, Sunday Scaries the anxiety that sets in on Sunday nights with the impending return to the office, school, or work…..

I used to have a different kind of Sunday Scaries, that came from drinking too much until all hours of the morning….where my alcohol induced depression, my debilitating hangover, my extreme panic attacks and agoraphobia would set it….they were actually fucking scary. It wasn’t a “sad to go to work”…it was a empty pit in my stomach….that my brain thought was me fucking dying..

Whatever it is that makes you feel down and out on Sundays…or any day of the week..we’ve got the cure….I mean not an official cure…but something that will take off the edge…and definitely help.

You may not know this, because I’m so fucking cool, laid back, normal via this site….but I used to have really fucked up anxiety and panic attacks. I’d go to the Emergency Room thinking I was having a heart attack, I wouldn’t leave the house for days because of Dizzy spells, I have been prescribed all kinds of anti-depressants I refused to take, because I hate pharma, I hate the idea of being a mindless drone, I feared losing my edge, my anger….so I worked through it, figured it out, decided I didn’t care if I died..and now can have a terrible anxiety inducing hangover without much freaking out….But it took years of effort, years of work, and I hate work….

So I’ve been open minded to all natural remedies, like I was Selena Gomez, anything to avoid big Pharma and Kidney Transplants to be able to keep up my shitty lifestyle, to just settle my mentalcase of a mind, and live my best, most focused life staring at the wall.

I’ve been excited about all the CBD that’s been coming up. It’s a huge industry for a reason. It’s weed without getting high, since weed that gets me high gives me fucking crazy anxiety.

Ultimately, it works. It’s anti inflammatory, it’s calming, it’s pain relieving lab tested. It’s from the earth and natural. It is crazy that it is or ever was ever illegal. Some weird government conspiracy to promote opiates and fuck up the world I guess…

The world is an unsettling place, America has gone nuts, everyone is out for themselves in some weird self involved insanity, while they are out for blood from each other. Social media is crazy and ruining our souls, there’s so much noise, we are “on” all the time”…and anything to help remedy that is worth it for me….

So Thanks to SUNDAY SCARIES for bringing us the most fun way to take CBD…in the form of GUMMIES.

They are offering you a deal at checkout. 10 percent off using code DRUNKEN at checkout. Take advantage.

Who the fuck doesn’t like GUMMIES as a way to take your vitamins?

They are fun, they taste good, like candy really, and they will help you.

If gummies aren’t your thing, you can always get the good old fashioned TINCTURES

I am not a doctor, I am not a snake oil salesman, I just think if you’ve got anxiety or depression, this can help, as it has helped me….but always do your own research and consult with your own doctor….and figure it out for yourself. It’s up to you to live your best life….not me…

Here are some CBD loving girls to inspire you

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