I would say that 97 percent of women look better clothed than naked. The clothes just leave enough to the imagination that we can still be excited, plus clothing is functional, tight and designed to frame a woman’s body, or compliment her body…that’s why women shop all the time, they are attempting to buy shit that makes them look good.

That’s not to say we aren’t excited by them naked, we love naked, it’s just that the clothing is the nice lie that keeps saggy tits and ass perkier, rounder, and better….and dangling labia can’t really shine in leggings…all things we are more than happy to lick, but also that we know aren’t the hottest version of a woman’s body…because we jerk off to naked chicks on the internet all day…

The other 3 percent of women have bodies that look better naked than clothed and when they strip down, you’re like what the fuck is actually happening, how did that body turn into this body, it’s a sleeper babe…

This compilation CD of on/off’s I’ve grabbed is a nice mix of both those things, celebrating the outfit vs the body the outfit is covering….exciting times on the internet I’d say.

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I don’t know if you bother going into retail stores anymore, I mean why bother when we’ve all been conditioned to order shit online for the last few months, and whether COVID is real or not, it’s nice to not have to walk around aimlessly looking for shit we don’t need, waiting in line to pay for the shit we don’t need, and all that other garbage that comes with retail…

Most people I know are still shopping in stores…but I guess it’s more regulated now or whatever…but also provides less people and more privacy for the retail store fetishists out there flashing….

So here are some flashers, it should be recent post-covid flashing, but who fucking cares, it’s slutty shoppers being exhibitionists and that’s always a good time…even if they are gross.

It’s too bad half these women look like fat low income suburban retards from a trailer park who have limited brain capacity due to their retardation but they are still flashing and that’s what matters…

Everyone is a sick fuck…

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I guess to keep this relevant, I should kick these COVID nurses who are totally inappropriate off the site….

You know, COVID is over, they got the lockdown, the bailouts, and the unemployment rates to a place where they want it, you know to keep unrest in society….so throw them a new topic to focus on, so that they don’t actually protest the government fully….make it a race war…not a “You lied about COVID and FUCKED my life war”….

So these COVID nurses are no longer heroes we celebrate, throw them out like last week’s kitchen garbage, divert the whole “Health Care Workers are Heroes” narrative, and forget that “health care workers are also sex workers” who post insane nudes from the job to the internet for their pervert needs, because Health Care workers don’t matter, we are all ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER RITALIN babies….we’re bored of that….

So as the their fans to get off to their nurse fetishes…while giving these nurses that positive reinforcement they like…especially while riding the high of being called heroes….making their exhibitionism that turn their exhibitionists on so much…and the whole thing is wild, no fear of being fired, this is the world now? Weird.

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Here’s a lot of girls posting up pictures of their thongs, that by design, barely cover their assholes, which in part is why thongs are disgusting, seeing as no human can appropriately get all the shit off their assholes, especially when walking around all day doing things, there is seepage….a reason I won’t wear white underwear…not that I wear underwear…but if I wore underwear…it wouldn’t be white…

So from when THONGS came to trend in the 90s, they existed before as a before sex lingerie type thing a wife would do for her husband to spice up their life and be wild, it was a simpler time when women didn’t wear lingerie on social media and need to fuck black bulls while the husband watches to add spice to their life…but when thongs came to trend, girlfriends all complained how they’d ride their assholes uncomfortably, fat pussy girls would complain about how they’d cut into their fat pussies like sitting on a thin rope would cut into anyone, but more importantly….that the little thin fabric would get soaked with discharge…not that hot to me…probably hot to you…

So now that thongs are normalized, despite being unhygienic, you can see a bunch of asshole behind thongs, because thongs aren’t big enough to cover the full asshole and that’s fun to me….

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This is my attempt at clickbait. You know “You’ll never believe these 10 titty drops” kind of thing, or the “Top 10 Titty Drops of the Day”….knowing that people love titties and that girls with titties love showing off said tittis…tapping into your curiosity of what a good titty drop is, maybe even angering you because you have a bunch of better titty drops on your computer….because there’s no science in finding these titty drops, and they really aren’t the best titty drops, they were the first 11 titty drops I found, I mean I probably looked at 15 in total when putting this together but 4 didn’t make the cut because the girls were fat or downs syndrome looking.

Point being, the internet is a fucking scam, but at least it has sluts.

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Hey, here’s some FUCK HOLES or at least host bodies of FUCK HOLES…all found on our friend and porn site marketed as a publicly traded company…INSTAGRAM…

These girls are all amazing, have great booties and need to be celebrated this Memorial Day weekend…so worship these booties and the women who own them…

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I have no idea who this model is, but the shoot made me laugh because it is being presented as art. I mean my whole stance on art is the same as my stance on lesbianism and bi-polar disorder. It’s basically a myth.

Art is strictly just marketing of some bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things and for the most part the person calling it art is the same person calling themselves an artist. It’s not really some crowdsourced thing people decide…it’s more something a person decides and shoves down the throat of as many people willing to buy into the bullshit.

That is to say that nudes, just because they have rose petals and are colored like a boudoir shoot aren’t smut….because of the rose petals…a girl is grabbing her vagina in them and unless it’s a defensive move….she’s doing it to say “look at me grab my vagina”…

If that’s art, call me an art critic, an art enthusiast, because it’s awesome….but only because that kind of art is less art and more smut and we’re here for the smut.

No idea who the model is but she probably has a premium SNAP you can pay monthly to see her naked. That’s how these “artists” get their “Art” out there these days.

Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan. This is my art gallery.

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Titty drops are a lovely concept that is the cousin of Titty Flash or Titty Reveal….it involves a little more effort and a lot more drop than your standard titty flash.

It is basically the X-Games of Titty Flashing, one that requires skills like finding a place where you drop the titty from as you set up the flash…only the most daring and skilled titty flashers make the cut.

Here’s around 10 Titty Drops to encourage the sport to get to the next level in hopes it becomes Olympic, assuming the Olympics ever happen again.

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I don’t know much about this shoot, but I think the model is STEFF BERTI who is out here getting naked in nature…rolling around in the mud and sand, unless that’s just a skin disorder, and even if it was a skin disorder, we’d play it as her being empowered, a hero and inspiration to us all, willing to strip down and bare her insecurities our way in the form of a nude shoot we can all jerk off to if we see fit you know because that’s what these artistic shoots are about, letting the audience pull what they want from it, that’s basically the definition of art…to do what they deem fit to themselves while pulling what they want from it….

Good times!

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I know that COVID isn’t officially over, that there could be this second wave, and I am not here to downplay some unknown virus or how the government, or as you like to call them “daddy” handled the whole thing…

It just seems like it was a let down, there wasn’t as much drama or chaos as I’d like. I feel like it was sold a bit hard to us as some Hollywood style end of the world kind of thing, when really all it did was teach us that Old Folks Homes are run by greedy real estate developers who realized their land would make more money as a home than an apartment complex…and if you know anything about real estate developers…they are garbage fucking people…

So as 65% of people (I made that stat up) are asymptomatic which means the virus doesn’t effect them and as all my neighbors who tested positive are out chilling on the stoop, gardening and saying things like “I tested positive, I had a cough for a day or two, but it wasn’t so bad”…..and everyone else has decided to not fear a virus that they won’t die of as they go back to living again….it is basically over…

I find it a sad time, only because the serenity that came from everyone being locked inside thinking going outside would kill them and their family was nice…no car, no traffic, no annoying people…but they are all back…not giving a shit…done with the quarantine and ready to work….until it hits again…

Until then, we need to remember the girls who found. way to to run COVID into porn….like these girls with their mask erotica….because girls are resilient and always find a way to produce smut out of themselves.

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