Titty drops are a lovely concept that is the cousin of Titty Flash or Titty Reveal….it involves a little more effort and a lot more drop than your standard titty flash.

It is basically the X-Games of Titty Flashing, one that requires skills like finding a place where you drop the titty from as you set up the flash…only the most daring and skilled titty flashers make the cut.

Here’s around 10 Titty Drops to encourage the sport to get to the next level in hopes it becomes Olympic, assuming the Olympics ever happen again.

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I don’t know much about this shoot, but I think the model is STEFF BERTI who is out here getting naked in nature…rolling around in the mud and sand, unless that’s just a skin disorder, and even if it was a skin disorder, we’d play it as her being empowered, a hero and inspiration to us all, willing to strip down and bare her insecurities our way in the form of a nude shoot we can all jerk off to if we see fit you know because that’s what these artistic shoots are about, letting the audience pull what they want from it, that’s basically the definition of art…to do what they deem fit to themselves while pulling what they want from it….

Good times!

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I know that COVID isn’t officially over, that there could be this second wave, and I am not here to downplay some unknown virus or how the government, or as you like to call them “daddy” handled the whole thing…

It just seems like it was a let down, there wasn’t as much drama or chaos as I’d like. I feel like it was sold a bit hard to us as some Hollywood style end of the world kind of thing, when really all it did was teach us that Old Folks Homes are run by greedy real estate developers who realized their land would make more money as a home than an apartment complex…and if you know anything about real estate developers…they are garbage fucking people…

So as 65% of people (I made that stat up) are asymptomatic which means the virus doesn’t effect them and as all my neighbors who tested positive are out chilling on the stoop, gardening and saying things like “I tested positive, I had a cough for a day or two, but it wasn’t so bad”…..and everyone else has decided to not fear a virus that they won’t die of as they go back to living again….it is basically over…

I find it a sad time, only because the serenity that came from everyone being locked inside thinking going outside would kill them and their family was nice…no car, no traffic, no annoying people…but they are all back…not giving a shit…done with the quarantine and ready to work….until it hits again…

Until then, we need to remember the girls who found. way to to run COVID into porn….like these girls with their mask erotica….because girls are resilient and always find a way to produce smut out of themselves.

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I know that girls in underwear shouldn’t be a big deal, or anything to be ashamed of. Bikinis are basically as skimpy and I always thought it was silly when girls would be shy to be seen in their underwear. I’d be using every manipulative tactic I could come up with to get them to show me their underwear and they’d always say no…even the “it’s like a bikini” line wouldn’t work…because back in my day, girls didn’t want to be seen in their underwear, even when they were fucking you…it was deemed as “wrong” or “private”…but boy oh boy did the internet change that…because this is just a random search on a few websites of pics basically posted in the last day or two….over 100 decent enough pics of girls showing off their panties…because compared to other shit girls do on the internet it is tame…while still being cute, or hot, or whatever….and I am more than happy to encourage, like, stare at, repost the panty pics…since they are just panty pics..but to me they are so much more..they represent the evolution of human or at least of slut because clearly a bunch of these girls are basic normal chicks…average every day girls posting up their panties…the world is nuts.

I mean 100 girls posted their panty pics in 10 minutes of digging, that means 1000s of girls posted panty pics in the last few days, that’s just mental to me.

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As everything starts to open up after the COVID Lockdown that arguably was a waste of time and achieved nothing….the whole virus was a bit of a pussy and didn’t live up to any of the hype…with a little spreading of asses in thongs, for an Asshole Behind Thong moment, because sometime the THONG fabric isn’t quite big enough to cover the asshole, the asshole ring around the starfish bigger than the underwear….the bending over to reveal that…something people feel compelled to do on the internet making you ask yourself WHY?

Why would compel a girl to share pics of her asshole behind her thong? I just don’t really know but they are doing it and we’re here to document it.

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The only post I like doing during these COVID times is the Nurses being whores trying to get ONLY FANS subscribers like sex workers, presented as heroes, reminding us that ALL women are attention seeking whores who get off being jerked off to no matter what they say…even the man hating lesbians, they just don’t let themselves see it.

Point being, a NURSE in the one time in her career where she is most celebrated, like there may never be another time in their lives where people look at them with fear of catching viruses off them while thinking what the do is God’s work…

Not realizing that they are just there for the health insurance, their real passion is spreading their assholes on the internet for attention….LIKE ALL girls…

It’s amazing where we’ve gone as a people, thanks to the internet, not all the information available to us with the internet, but by giving people that audience!

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I think that along with social distancing, mandatory lock downs, essentially businesses only as long as they are BIG BOX retailers and masks in all public places should come mandatory ON/OFFs before any girl under 150 pounds.

I figure if we are going to herd the population to control them, we should control them the right way and do it by getting bitches naked.

You know a good old fashioned girl in clothing, stripping out of that clothing, so that you can see how that clothing either helps her or hides the goods because like in real life, some girls are amazing naked where you’re like “where the fuck did that come from”….while others are all lies thanks to functional clothing.

I am a TRUTH seeker…let me SEE THE truth….

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Bikini Bridges unlike Lloyd Bridges are pretty great.

I know what you’re thinking and that is that Lloyd Bridges is also great, he is the father of the very important Beau Bridges…but more impoortanly the he is the father of the LEGEND Jeff Bridges who is up there as one of my favorite actors and not because of Lebowski, I don’t even remember Lebowski besides it being over-referenced by people I hate enough for me to hate it….

So maybe this post should read Bikini Bridges LIKE Lloyd Bridges are great…maybe they re related…you know since they have the same last name?

What is a bikini bridge…it is when the hips are bigger than the mound…and the hips make supports for the bikini to cross the mound..a bridge you’d like to live under…when really the whole thing in unnecessary…no bridge needed…this should involve NO bikini bottoms…BLOW THEM UP…Fuck the bikini bridge…I’m sure that’s what you

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As we are all chilling at home like we are on summer vacation, despite possibly going broke, running out of food, contracting a virus that could kill us and dying, as the rich get richer through manipulating the economy tactics, and the Government that is supposed to support capitalism decide to bail out these billion dollar corporations, so the CEOs can get their yearly bonus, while the laid off guy never gets his job back, even though these corporations strategically evade taxes yearly through smart accounting, because they are evil.

The healthcare workers are the true hero. Still working, still putting their life on the line, putting in the hours as they know they’ll definitely get the virus and end up in quarantine, but until then they are putting in work.

With stressful situations comes basic stress release tactics, like masturbation, which I am sure is the reason these women are posting up their slutty nurse content, unless they just know they can’t get fired as all hands need to be on deck, or maybe their helpful caring bed side manner is just trying to make you feel better during these dark times by showing you their cunts.

Interesting times.

If you like naughty nurses, it’s a fetish apparently…. I posted this one YESTERDAY and Homie’s site posted 52 Naughty Nurses!

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NAUGHTY NURSES!!

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Here’s a bunch of girls who are doing what anyone would do during a pandemic…flashing their pussies.

I don’t know if it’s one of those survival instinct, like “Please Fill Me Up With Babies To Keep the Species Alive”…but there is a direct correlation between crisis and perversion.

This reminds me of an Orangatan in heat I once saw on a nature show. Just a big old swollen pussy hoping to get knocked up, or at least paid on a monthly subscription.

The world is nuts….but pussy flashing is the new titty flashing and I for one like to stare at pussy…even though I know a lot of dudes out there who don’t…because they are fags.

This isn’t porn, this is reddit contributions and reddit finances Serena William’s cleaning lady, I assume she covers the other expenses….

SO I guess that means Serena Williams is a fucking pornographer as a consequence of her husband being a pornographer…

Also…how about a quarantine pussy meme:

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