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2020

04

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

Due to the success of our last On/Off compilation series of regular girls feeling compelled to post nude pics of themselves, cropped next to pics of their clothed selves, in a “the world is filled with perverts” because sex is what keeps our society alive and all this porno being produced has tapped into the core of who we are, giving us the empowered feeling to be exhibitionists, controlling their own narrative, or their own future, as they try to recruit subscribers to their primo snapchats….whatever feminist agenda you need to make yourself get naked on the internet works for me cuz girl you still naked and I’m staring.

I am all for girls having no filter, or ability to not be nude, I love that they feel liberated to do this, and I figure the more content hot everyday girls produce, the less power and control the celebs have, all while I get to see ALL you bitches naked cuz it’s a trend. A great trend.

Big fan over here.

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2019

16

Oct

Bet On NFL’s Thursday Night Football with MyBookie of the Day

Our latest partner is MyBookie….one of the best sports sites in the fucking world…cuz you can make money doing what you fucking love. I’ve met professional sports betters…it is a thing…and you should get in on it because it may be your calling…Start Betting Now.

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I don’t do sports, but I realize you’re all a bunch of simple minded dudes looking for tits, and thus probably really like sports. It speaks to your fucking soul and seeing dudes in tights get paid millions of dollars to bring a ball over a line while millions of people watch…as simplistic and retarded as it may be…instills an emotional reaction in the core of who you are…kinda gay…but you can’t help it you were born that way..

So as you and your family or friends sit together to watch any and all NFL games you can, getting fatter and fatter while the leagues make more and more money – you should be more ambitious, enterprising, money motivated…and you should be making a game out of the game yourself….you know trying to make money, testing your luck and your skill in predicting wins or losses…and GETTING paid for your useless knowledge of a useless thing…

It just makes the whole fanatic fan weirdness less fucking weird…

Which is why we partnered with MyBookie…it is to encourage you to stop being a passive loser watching others win, even while losing….and to get you to sign up and start betting on sports…what is the worst that can happen? You go broke and fucking lose the house, your life and end up medicating on the street corner addicted to crack…maybe…but chances are you’ll just have more fun watching the lame, queer sports you watch and love already because having skin in the game is better than having an erection watching the game for no real reason…other than your weirdo sexuality…and I guess it is better than having skin in your nightside table from the one time you had sex with a girl and she happened to be peeling from too long session at the tanning salon / cuz you murdered her and kept a trophy….

So Thursday Night Football is upon us…it is already Week 7…and the game is just around the corner like Christmas / me trying to creep on your girl when she’s showering… The game is: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos –

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I figure the best way to do this sports thing, is the only way I know how, by showcasing the only component of sports I like….the slutty Cheerleaders….

So here are the top 5 Cheerleaders from each team, and to be honest it was hard to find even 5 on each teams roster…cuz cheerleaders are actually pretty bunk…

Kansas City Chiefs



Denver Broncos



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Or Bet for Sunday’s Game – Washington Redskins at San Francison 49ers – Odds are SF -9.5 with a total of 41.5.

Here are their cheerleaders….


Washington Redskins



San Francisco 49ers



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In the making of this very interesting article…we read the schedule wrong…so here are cheerleaders from two other teams because you can never have too many cheerleaders to diffuse how queer sports really are….

Minnesota Vikings



Arizona Cardinals



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2018

15

Oct

#nobraday Happened of the Day

Apparent October 13th was No Bra Day, which I guess is an amazing initiative by the Breast Cancer people, since October is Breast Cancer Month, and we’re all about breasts here on this site, you see because we hate people, pop culture and all things, but we’re all about the tits…

So you’d think #nobraday would be the lame hashtag I connect with an emotional level, but I hate social media, hashtags and most importantly MEMES…and I blame the dumbing down of society on MEMES…and when I see MEME accounts get rich and famous for reposting REDDIT MEMES or modifying them with their lame jokes…I get angry and how fucked the world is, where people who actually contribute get nothing, but asshole thieves are the ones getting paid…

I figure people on social media, like the drones they are, need to have activities to participate in to be creative. Like it’s preschool “Today is Dinosaur Week, let’s talk dinosaurs”…so everyday is a NATIONAL something day, or a hashtag like Monday is MCM, or Wednesday is WCW or Thursday is TBT, or Friday is FBF, or Sunday is SelfCareSundays…it never fucking ends and all the millions of idiot content producing for ego and no money with hopes of home…mooch off this shit..

But #nobraday…something I’d appreciate…but then I saw the content people produced on #nobraday…..not that women wear bras…if you leave the house you’ll know everyday is no bra day cuz these women are all a bunch of whores…

But save the tits if you can….

Here’s some of the finds:

Here are some videos:

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2017

20

Oct

Bikini Girls Oiled Up Because The Future is CBD of the Day

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2017

12

Sep

Girls Smoking Weed Compilation of the Day

Weed is becoming legal in Canada…I guess it is legal in a bunch of states…which is obviously something that makes total fucking sense…considering we are all grown ups here and should be able to decide what plants we want to grow and smoke…not to mention weed hasn’t killed anyone…and the fact that it has been controlled for so long is fucking idiotic…why do you people let your governments control these things…it’s just fucking crazy…but not as crazy as the day it goes legal…the same people enforcing it being illegal…you know wasting tax payer money to create systems in place to catch and arrest people growing what is a simple plant to grow…a fucking weed…everyone will just accept it being legal…proving they thought it being illegal all these years was fucking idiotic..and the fact it’s not legal everywhere…idiotic…especially since everyone and their moms have smoked weed…but because the government says “Cool dawg, you can smoke now dawg…get smoking”….

What a fucking weird society…

That said, legal marijuana has rapidly improved the consumer cannabis buying experience — from gratefully accepting whatever “dreg” the drug dealer had to offer for too much money, laced with angel dust according to the Raegan administration, WAR ON DRUGs, to modern-style boutique dispensaries with an incredible selection and personalized recommendations for the strains that’ll do you just right. This shit’s gone BOUTIQUE…and it’s making it a real business, product, commodity…and that’s interesting…

Plus, the internet is helping moderate the market, so that shit isn’t unaffordable, with a select group gauging…people can shop from home, no sketchy nonsense, because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to..

Companies like DopeBoo are on the forefront of an industry make-over, with tons of selection, thoughtful curation, incredibly knowledgeable support….and from the comfort of your own home…because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to…

They sell a bunch of stuff, and I’m happy call them a partner, because I like to support the independents while I know evil corporations are moving in…

So here are their best selling bongs

These are some of their best vapes

And Then there’s some classic GLASS PIPES

Here are a bunch of pics of tumblr girls smoking weed!!

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2017

19

Jun

GlamourGirl1 is the Cam Girl of the Day

Here name is GLAMOURGIRL1

This is what she has to say about herself:

Real life can be really boring and too dramatic for many of us.In land of fantasy you will always find what u looking for , i can be a good friend, your mistress or ur private porn star. I have a naughty mind ! and huge boobs

She’s so right…you know…real life can be boring…and depressing…and filled with shitty people…it can be hard to find girls to sext, or who want to sext you, but it can be easy to find girls to sex, who want to sex you, if you use cam sites…sure, it’s transactional…but isn’t everything in life…everyone is using each other, better to be upfront about it.

I know in a world of russian spam bots adding you on facebook to trick you into friending them, it’s hard to trust any girl on the internet, but it’s hard to trust any girl anywhere…so let’s just put our reservations aside and jump into GlamourGirl1….I’m sure not her real name, but with tits like this, who really needs a name….

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2017

26

May

Replay: DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

I watch movies over and over all the time…usually bad movies like Dirty Dancing or Cocktail, so you should watch my video of cam girls being cam girls doing cam girl things, like cam girls do…that aren’t always nude, but are always awesome, because young entrepreneurial girls make for a good fucking time…all the time….when they get naked most of the time….

Here’s the stepfather SFW cam girls video of the day of the week, motivate me to make more….

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2017

25

May

DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

I think some of the best comedy and entertainment is on webcam sites with webcam girls and not just when they are banging themselves…

I like seeing self starting girls who figure it’s easier to hustle from their bedroom than get a job, and build a business using cam sites, I dig it…

I like seeing the girls who are hot and amazing, and the ones who are not so hot yet amazing, it’s some of the best people watching….creative weirdos getting paid…pretty amazing.

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So I’ve wanted to put together a video series for my now defunct stepTV, but still an idea in my head, where we capture some of the best, weird, awkward girls of the week.

I can’t commit to this being a weekly feature, but I did one with MyFreeCams and it was alot of fun…..but will only get better from here…

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