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2022

16

Mar

Track Ass for Steve of the Day

My friend Steve has a weird Track and Field fetish, I guess he discovered that some sports allow women to be long and lean, with strong legs and ass, and sprinting, jumping and pole vaulting seems to be one of the best ways to get a hot body while still being a athletic star, they don’t all need to look like WNBA stars, or the VENUS sisters…the whole bull dyke one dose of testosterone away from having a dick doesn’t apply to all sports….or female athletes!

Anyway, he made a request that when he finally gets his diagnosis that his vaccine brought out cancer or terminal blood clots, he wants to get some college track stars to sit on his face to choke him out.and I guess that’s as good a way to go as any…assuming the vaccine lets you die, I still think it turns you motherfuckers into zombies.

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2021

30

Nov

Polina Knoroz – Russian Pole Vaulter of the Day

I bet you have a pole you’d like her to vault onto, I mean not that she’d consider it a pole, she’s used to more substantial poles, and well yours won’t cut it…there will be no springing off it onto some mattress…but you can still look at her elite athleticism from the pics she posts on Social Media…plus, it’s not your fault, I couldn’t skip the cheesy pole joke either….I mean…it would be criminal to not make a dad pole joke…

Anyway, I saw this video of her on stepfatherpresents , and this Russian athlete is hot and probably not available on the mail order catalogs, I don’t know if they even do that shit anymore, but she is a reminder that Russian Women are the superior being…they are all hot…maybe it’s the communism their grandparents grew up in, maybe it killed off the uglies…don’t WIKIPEDIA mass killings due to communism…that’s banned….maybe it’s the performance enhancement pills, but that’d probably make her more manly…I was told women on steroids have clits the size of a man’s thumb by a baseball coach when I was about 10 years old…which in hindsight is fucking weird conversation to have with a 10 year old…I mean…what the fuck…

Point being – she’s good, and I don’t even care about her pole vaulting shit….

Posted in:Polina Knoroz|Sports

2021

19

Oct

Make Sports Better of the Day

I don’t watch sports because I find it some meaningless shit.

Spending your time that could be spent on tits, watching athletic men, oftentimes in tight outfits, playing with each other….weird.

Meaningless because whether they win or lose you still live your shitty existence, if anything you’re just helping them get paid, so that they can live their best life, off your back.

Which is why I say if you do watch sports you should be betting on sports, at least that way you have some skin in the fucking game. It gives it a purpose. It gives you meaning. It makes it work not wasting your time like a mindless shill on the couch. You’re involved now. You’re a man now. You’re taking charge like the guys you watch.

That is why I partnered up with SPORTS BETTING APP, knowing you fools can’t resist watching sports and doing what I can to make your queer ass more of a risk taking dude. Who knows maybe you’ll win.

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Posted in:Sports

2021

15

Oct

Make Sports Less Gay of the Day

I don’t watch sports because I find it some gay and meaningless shit.

Gay because it’s spending your time that could be spent on tits, watching athletic men, oftentimes in tight outfits, playing with each other. Pretty gay.

Meaningless because whether they win or lose you still live your shitty existence, if anything you’re just helping them get paid, so that they can live their best life, off your back.

Which is why I say if you do watch sports you should be betting on sports, at least that way you have some skin in the fucking game. It gives it a purpose. It gives you meaning. It makes it work not wasting your time like a mindless shill on the couch. You’re involved now. You’re a man now. You’re taking charge like the guys you watch.

That is why I partnered up with SPORTS BETTING APP, knowing you fools can’t resist watching sports and doing what I can to make your queer ass more of a risk taking dude. Who knows maybe you’ll win.

I could post sports events happening this week, with those spread, but the only spread I’m into is spread pussy…but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try this app….and make me money.

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Posted in:Feature|Sports

2019

16

Oct

Bet On NFL’s Thursday Night Football with MyBookie of the Day

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I don’t do sports, but I realize you’re all a bunch of simple minded dudes looking for tits, and thus probably really like sports. It speaks to your fucking soul and seeing dudes in tights get paid millions of dollars to bring a ball over a line while millions of people watch…as simplistic and retarded as it may be…instills an emotional reaction in the core of who you are…kinda gay…but you can’t help it you were born that way..

So as you and your family or friends sit together to watch any and all NFL games you can, getting fatter and fatter while the leagues make more and more money – you should be more ambitious, enterprising, money motivated…and you should be making a game out of the game yourself….you know trying to make money, testing your luck and your skill in predicting wins or losses…and GETTING paid for your useless knowledge of a useless thing…

It just makes the whole fanatic fan weirdness less fucking weird…

Which is why we partnered with MyBookie…it is to encourage you to stop being a passive loser watching others win, even while losing….and to get you to sign up and start betting on sports…what is the worst that can happen? You go broke and fucking lose the house, your life and end up medicating on the street corner addicted to crack…maybe…but chances are you’ll just have more fun watching the lame, queer sports you watch and love already because having skin in the game is better than having an erection watching the game for no real reason…other than your weirdo sexuality…and I guess it is better than having skin in your nightside table from the one time you had sex with a girl and she happened to be peeling from too long session at the tanning salon / cuz you murdered her and kept a trophy….

So Thursday Night Football is upon us…it is already Week 7…and the game is just around the corner like Christmas / me trying to creep on your girl when she’s showering… The game is: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos –

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I figure the best way to do this sports thing, is the only way I know how, by showcasing the only component of sports I like….the slutty Cheerleaders….

So here are the top 5 Cheerleaders from each team, and to be honest it was hard to find even 5 on each teams roster…cuz cheerleaders are actually pretty bunk…

Kansas City Chiefs



Denver Broncos



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Or Bet for Sunday’s Game – Washington Redskins at San Francison 49ers – Odds are SF -9.5 with a total of 41.5.

Here are their cheerleaders….


Washington Redskins



San Francisco 49ers



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In the making of this very interesting article…we read the schedule wrong…so here are cheerleaders from two other teams because you can never have too many cheerleaders to diffuse how queer sports really are….

Minnesota Vikings



Arizona Cardinals



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Posted in:Features|Sports|Sportsfan|stepFEATURES

2019

09

Apr

Naked Tennis of the Day

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Thank god for CBD keeping me relaxed, because we are dealing with an April Easter Snow Storm…you know..like the second coming of Christ, only it is the second coming of fucking Snowman season…fun when you’re lazy, not fun when you’re homeless or can’t afford heat, or when you’re a pervert who likes watching all the active slutty girls out there….being active and slutty…

My number one sports fetish is tennis….there are tennis courts all over the place…free entertainment.

Not to mention, the sport in and of itself involves GRUNTING like they are getting fucked up the ass by a huge dick designed to loosen them up to handle all future dick…flashing panties in their litle skirts…being fit…

So here you are in a park and you get to watch mainly white girls, who look like they drive BMWs…you know high class…like they take showers…multiple showers a day even….and have trainers, trust funds, and have designer clothes…being naughty…whilst getting fit…and it’s good times…

So as I sit her anticipating my favorite hobby. Watching slutty girls of all ages play tennis in public…I celebrate that fetish with these nude tennis girls…a dream…

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Posted in:Sports

2018

19

Oct

Top 10 Hottest NFL WAGS of the Day

I partnered up with MY BOOKIE to make your sports experience more lucrative, less pathetic…and definitely more exciting.

I don’t do sports content. I do pussy content. I never liked sports, but I was always a fucking pervert. I always thought people into sports were fucking weird, who wants to watch two overpaid men run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex….it’s fucking queer…

Then I realized that women, hot women, want to get with overpaid men who run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex…becuase of the overpaid part…hot chicks like dudes with money and glory and Athletes are Money and Glory….

Maybe that’s a reason you’re a fan of these guys, maybe you’re just raised to like it, maybe you have nothing else to distract yourself with, maybe sports are just awesome and I am just out of touch and the real queer…because I know in Europe they think you’re queer if you don’t like soccer…and they don’t listen when you try to show them how queer soccer is…

I partnered up with My Bookie, because even though I don’t do sports, I do slutty content on sluts that like rich guys, and even if I don’t bet on sports, I can say that you should because at least you’ll have a reason to be watching the sports….

Last week, I brought you the TOP MMA girls, saying “Bet on the Fight” and if you took my lead you could have made some money.

This week, I am telling you to bet on the NFL games by CLICKING HERE ….

These are the odds:


Week 7 NFL Odds…

Denver (-2.5) at Arizona | O/U 41
Tennessee at L.A. Chargers (-6.5) | O/U 45.5
Buffalo at Indianapolis (-6.5) | O/U n/a
Carolina at Philadelphia (-4.5) | O/U 45.5
Cleveland at Tampa Bay (-3) | O/U 49.5
Detroit at Miami (n/a) | O/U n/a
Houston at Jacksonville (-4.5) | O/U 42
Minnesota (-3.5) at N.Y. Jets | O/U 47
New England (-3.5) at Chicago | O/U 49.5
New Orleans at Baltimore (-2.5) | O/U 49.5
Dallas at Washington (-1.5) | O/U 41
L.A. Rams (-11) at San Francisco | O/U n/a
Cincinnati at Kansas City (-6) | O/U 58.5
N.Y. Giants at Atlanta (-6) | O/U 54.5

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10 – Anna Congdon (@annacongdon”)
Girlfriend of New York Giants running back Saquon Barkleyna


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9 – Rosana Hernandez (@rosanahernandez)
Girlfriend of the week for Odell Beckham Jr New York Giants Wide Receiver


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8 – Morgan Skriba (@morganskriba)
Girlfriend of Jalen Collins former Atlanta Falcons Cornerback current Free Agent


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7 – Veronica Khomyn (@veronika.khomyn)
Girlfriend of Sean McVay Los Angeles Rams Head Coach


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6 – Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo)
Girlfriend of Danny Amendola Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver


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5 – Rachel Bush (@rachelbush)
Girlfriend of Jordan Poyer Buffalo Bills Free Safety


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Fiance of Philip Wheeler Atlanta Falcons Linebacker


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2 – Katherine Webb (@_katherinewebb)
Wife of AJ McCarron Oakland Raiders Quarterback


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1 – Gisele Bundchen (@gisele)
Wife of Tom Brady New England Patriots Quarterback


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2018

31

Aug

Tennis Player Takes Off her Shirt at US OPen of the Day

The USA open is being attacked by the Women’s Tennis Association for being misogynistic patriarchy – as they have always been – hence the inception of the WTA to get women tennis players paid fairly – instead of being used as the fluffers to entertain the audience before the men played….you know with their grunts and panty flashes…all white and high class sluts….

This Tennis player Alize Cornet changed her shirt during a break….because she’s an exhibitionist slut…and she got a Violation….

Alize Cornet didn’t know better, she is from France and topless is how she is used to playing….

She got the violation – because the uptight Umpire didn’t know the rules…which are that women can take their shirt off wherever they damn well please…because they are women..

Point of the story, french people are so slutty.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2018

05

Feb

Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

Naked Olympian Dajana Eitberger

The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow…

The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb…

We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean.

Posted in:Sports

2017

07

Jul

US Women’s National Hockey Naked of the Day

US Women’s National Hockey Team got naked for ESPN….

Reminding us all that Female Hockey players aren’t really anything I’d jerk off to, not in uniform and not really in naked form, but they are still fit, strong legged, have muscular round asses, and could probably put your dick through a real beating…

I am Canadian, so by default I have fucked a women’s hockey player at least once, and she was no longer on the team, more into getting wasted…BUT…she did have muscle memory in her ass…and legs..and she did ride my face with the determination of an Athlete, HOWEVER…when she told me she let the whole hockey team cum inside her one party….I felt…like I could taste that medley of “now in the NHL getting paid”…keep in mind this is CANADA….and I never went back to that Hockey female ass….

These girls are thick…power….not my thing…nudity is my thing and nudity overpowers all.

Posted in:SFW|Sports