I don’t watch sports because I find it some gay and meaningless shit.
Gay because it’s spending your time that could be spent on tits, watching athletic men, oftentimes in tight outfits, playing with each other. Pretty gay.
Meaningless because whether they win or lose you still live your shitty existence, if anything you’re just helping them get paid, so that they can live their best life, off your back.
Which is why I say if you do watch sports you should be betting on sports, at least that way you have some skin in the fucking game. It gives it a purpose. It gives you meaning. It makes it work not wasting your time like a mindless shill on the couch. You’re involved now. You’re a man now. You’re taking charge like the guys you watch.
That is why I partnered up with SPORTS BETTING APP, knowing you fools can’t resist watching sports and doing what I can to make your queer ass more of a risk taking dude. Who knows maybe you’ll win.
I could post sports events happening this week, with those spread, but the only spread I’m into is spread pussy…but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try this app….and make me money.