Here are some silly clown tits on a waterslide set to dramatic music as they should because look at these things, they are the peak of the storyline in this romantic comedy I call “Slip and Slide”…

These tits are either a liability, like they’ll sink a bitch if she tries to swim with them, seeing as they would weigh her down or at least get in the way when trying to tread water, unless they float…which could mean they are the missing lifeboat the Titanic could of used….all hands on deck, we’ve got our most ridiculous inflatable…that we wish cropped her terrifying face out of the video to make it less terrifying, but maybe that’s the whole point…terrifying..

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Her name is Tyler and she’s one of those creative types who has figured out that if you make bikinis, or sexy outfits out of food or other random objects, people will think you are an artist, or a creator and not being shameless….

Luckily, I can see past the bullshit, and view content for what it is, whether I think it’s better than a straight up shameless pic because there’s some low level concept involved is irrelevant, but for the record, I do prefer when some concept is put into the content, some effort, some props, it makes it all so much more interesting….in this world of boring and everything being the same….not that this isn’t boring or someone trying to angle to be the same…because it is the same hustle, it just involves more crafting and I guess that makes it more worthy of that virtual pat on the back, by jerking off to it…since anything involving titties is jerk-off-able…we are so resilient as a people or species or gender…and by resilient I mean perverted.

Spooky titties:

Cabbage Titties:

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I don’t know who Amanda Nicole is but she has a masterful skill of coving her vagina with the smallest of underwear without showing any labia – so it is instagram friendly….

She is not Anna Nicole Smith who as we know was a legend, RIP girl….but she may be on the quest to be the next Anna Nicole, she just needs a 90 year old Oil Tycoon and some Playboy hype….since DrunkenStepfather hype isn’t enough for basically anyone to prosper or really to even be seen…

Yes this is terrifying, but this is what the world is now.

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Her name is Linsey Donovan and this girl is hilarious and thus amazing…

Her name is LINSEY DONAVAN, yes she writes her name like my retard ass would write her name if I didn’t know how LINDSAY was spelled, implying that whoever named her was dyslexic as you’d expect.

She also goes by “Bikini Barbie 99” because I guess she was born in 99 which would make her 21….

She’s only got 53k followers on IG, but instagram isn’t everything!

She’s clearly deserving of more because she’s a reminder that girls like this STILL exist…..

Trashy blonde girls who pose with their DUNKIN DONUTS in their FLORIDA ROOM LANAAI, with their damn motorbike…

It’s like Central Florida dreams from the late 90s just ejaculated all over her and turned her into this…..

The good news is that she’s young, she’s skinny, she lives ina. “Million dollar home” alone….and she’s got tits…all while being the level of TRASH you don’t really get the privilege of seeing now that trashy girls are into third wave coffee, organic foods, and the other instagram trends in health and wellness that has turend them into a different kind of muppet looking trash….

While this trash, seems more pure…and this I’m a huge fan. It’s nostalgic.

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In the event you didn’t know, girls will be slutty in any environment, whether it has a mirror or not, because they like to be on camera, chasing that clout or that 15 minutes of fame, I’ve seen bitches with 500 followers run their own produced “podcast” interview shows for 12 people watching and acting like there was a sold out arena because of their delusions….just going through the motions…

So in this era of being lewd, nude, or half nude as often as possible to be as hot as possible to the people watching….or to send around to their circle of friends to let them know how “not prude” and “open to sex” they are…it’s a trend…..the AIRPLANE slutty selfie makes sense…

In my era, people would sneak to the bathroom to have a smoke, those long flights no smoke painful…now the addiction is slutty pics of themselves, it’s like if they don’t see themselves looking back at themselves on the hour, it’s like they don’t even exist…so the plane bathroom selfie makes sense to me…I mean fucking, licking toilet seats, jerking off in plane bathrooms is nothing new….so slutty selfies on the plane by people building their online personas being slutty is nothing revolutionary, if anything just obvious….but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing!

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This is some Malaysian Miss Universe winner, I don’t know what her name is, but she has gone viral for making some racist comments that may not be actually racist, maybe just a language barrier, but seem racist…when you say shit like “you chose to be born colored”…maybe she’s trying to say that the White people won, and the people of colors must accept their fate, or fight it….but I am not going to pretend I know what the fuck any of this means…it just sounds wrong and for that reason alone, I like it….

One of my favorite things is when these celebrity idiots, or people of interest, or public figures attempt to do anything that gets them called out…forcing the fake apology we accept as genuine when nothing they do is genuine…

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Girls of instagram…..you so fine with all your nudity or half nudity that you could call clickbait or performance art…it’s almost impossible to keep on top of all of it…

I don’t know who any of these girls are, you may recognize some, one or two could be trans, I’ll leave it up to you to do that detective work, I just like the pics!

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I am not a fetish kind of person, ever fetish person I’ve met over the years has been a weirdo who makes me feel uncomfortable, but I think that may be changing…and it could be because I have facial recognition issues, so everyone’s face is some weird blur I can’t quite register, ya’ll are already in masks to me…or maybe I just fixate on imperfections when I look at women’s faces…but this whole mask thing has turned some 5s with hot bodies into 9s to me.

I am all for the mask, I am a mask endorser, I even promote MASKS HERE because I am such a fucking fan of them…it’s not some freedom fighter position, or pussy position, it’s just a cool fashion accessory during a global pandemic, you should embrace rather than protest…you losers.

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It’s Memorial Day weekend where you are either going to say FUCK THE QUARANTINE if you haven’t already because you think it’s all some bullshit lie for the governement to print money and pull some shit that you’d otherwise never allow under the illusion it is for COVID fighting….

Or you are going to sit alone, sad, remembering what was…

So here are a bunch of girls to either inspire, motivate or depress you cuz you won’t be getting wasted the way you want to on the weekend you forget is a tribute to things beyond sluts, body shots, black outs and catching or giving herpes!

Enjoy.

Here is party girl Halsey doinh cocaine on a yacht

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