I have been documenting slutty nurses from the internet posting up their slutty content for months now. I do those posts twice a week at least and I say the same thing all the time. Nurses are sex workers. Nurses crave attention and are loving the hype they are getting. Nurses are only nurses for health insurance, the easy certificate to become nurses, a guaranteed respected job…but ultimately it’s to fuck doctors or find rich patients to Anna Nicole Smith.

The amount of nurses getting naked on the job is obscene, I’ve literally posted at least 1000 pics of different slutty nurses during COVID…so this viral story of Nurse Nadia in her underwear under a see through PPE they say isn’t regulation is just unfair to all the other nurses getting naked…like why did NURSE NADIA win the viral award in slutty nursing when every nurse is a slut.

It makes no sense to me.

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She goes by the name Mary Magdalene

This monster and she is a Monster is some plastic surgery addict, apparently from Canada, living her best trashy fucking life…as a meme or parody of all the girls of social media who made it, by compiling every terrible trend in “beauty” into one pile of dog shit….

From the insane level of fillers to the shit tattoos to the fake ass…it’s like is this a satirical comic of all the worst things social media has given us.

To make things even better, she’s got the world fattest vagina, something called SIMPS, unlike the other kind of SIMP which is basically pussy whipped, this SIMP refers to homer’s mouth rotated 90 degrees to the right looking pussies….what we used to call coin slots, innies, or slits…

ANYWAY….she paid to get fat injected into her pussy to have a giant fucking SIMP….and the whole thing is so many layers of what the fuck kind of molesting went on in her life to end up like this…

To anyone who finds this hot…you’re fucking nuts too.

Here she is before her surgeries

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I am a firm believer that art is bullshit. That artists who call themselves art are bullshit. That people who can created realistic paintings are just people who have trained. They are skilled workers, technical workers…I don’t really get into the whole visionary bullshit. That’s just fluffy nonsense to make things that take no time to do, no effort to do, no skill to do…worth money…it is polarizing garbage and turning it into gold…and it’s dumb…

I do like looking at art, even if I don’t believe in it…especially when it’s perverted…whether the perv shit in the process of making the art…you know naked girls in paint and supplies…or if the end result is perverted….all pervert shit is good…you can call it whatever you want…art, a mess, a lie, bullshit…but it is still worth looking at!

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I don’t know if this is official hospital issued PPE, but we are in an era of people mad on social media that their cities or retailers are enforcing mask wearing, because that’s a hit on their freedoms and there is no proof masks fight the virus, that damn government bringing them fucking down…I could think of better things to fight about, but it’s the internet all you empty soul fucks need something to do with your meaningless lives…and fighting over face mask laws is just one of those things you can do…instead of being productive.

That is not to say that this is productive, but it’s chicks wearing masks as bikinis and in this era of COVID, that’s the new fetish you didn’t know you had 6 months ago when PPE was just what you called taking a piss.

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I think this model’s name is FIO Meos, which makes no fucking sense to me, but I am not Russian, so that could be why.

I think her instagram is @sofiten but who fucking cares, she’s bringing a topical nude shoot of her hot nude body as Russian Sex workers do…I mean they basically dominate the hottest social media content because they’ve embraced sex work as legit work decades ago.

These are the cam models, the porn stars, the soulless women who will pee on demand for the right price because they love money, American culture and will do whatever to get some of it.

It’s som KGB, Russian Spy, Communism made them work harder and better than the American women like them…

So as they all hustle ONLY FANS and Patreon and Premium snapchat they sometimes release shoots like this…MANDATORY MASK, but Panties Optional….and I think it brings hope of a better masked tomorrow.

Now if only the old ladies walking around in masks took her lead and went pussy out…some labia in the wind…to fight this virus alone together…

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Girls do be getting naked on the internet. Quarantine has just amplified that….it’s like they have nothing better to do with themsleves and that works out amazing for all of us….as thye take pics of themsleves with clothing on, and then with it off..lots of effort all to get that positive feedback….and effort shouldn’t go unnoticed or appreciated…remember kids don’t get to fail anymore, so as long as they try, pat on the back….so pat away….

My first post on this sit was “send nudes’ 15 and a half years ago….and I’m still here loving that so many girls are basically mass sending nudes on the daily, eliminate the middle man.

It is like I was a Miss Cleo, Clarevoyant, psychic connection, Medium motherfucker….back in a time when nudes were rare….phones only just got cameras…and I relied on webcams for nudes…2004 man…what a time to be alive…

Don’t believe my prediction that all women would be naked on the internet….fuck Warhol’s 15 mins of fame…I’m the real brain of the operation here… hit the archives, i’ve written (barely written) if this is even considered writing…it’s more like retard speak…brail for masturbating idiots…..over 50,000 posts just like this…all equally low quality and shit….with not book or movie deals offered….except once by the guy who went to do Game of Thrones, but he pretends he wasn’t some internet pervert impressed with my mean spirited comedy…that isn’t funny…but laugh at the expense of one for the enjoyment of the many…right…

RIGHT…ON OFFs..

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They call it the “bullseye”…I call it the gateway to a woman’s soul….the asshole behind the thong, is the most important reason for a thong…As an asshole, I feel like an expert.

Who needs those pesky panty lines…that thin fabric barely covering that shit hole….often times used as the unintentional toilet paper needed during the Toilet Paper gate…..cuz you can’t always wipe so well when on rationed toilet paper….

The fascination with the shit hole is at it’s all time peak, I assume it’s because of evolution, they don’t want us to breed anymore…population control…make the anus the coveted sex hole…turn everyone into queers and save the planet…some Bill Gates agenda…

Not to say woman asshole is queer, it’s cam be if it is the gateway to queer after stealing shine from the pussy hole which is uniquely female…I know assholes are great and all, but pussy is far more interesting.

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If you got an ass, show off the ass, because the ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have…

So logically, the girls on instagram like to show off their asses, whether they are aspiring models, influencers, or just moms who work out because ass is the most coveted body part a girl can have….

Whether they got titties or not…the ass is the most celebrated because good tits come in all sizes…where a good ass…is a little harder to pull off…

So if you have fat injections in the ass or the Facetune app to give yourself the ass…gaming the audience, but you don’t care, it’s your feed haters….and you believe your own lie… Or if you are actual good ass, from genetics or booty workouts….which is a crazy concept…follow the lead of these asses of instagram and let the people know…because we like good ass.

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Thanks to the lie that is an instagram photo, we can never be too sure if the fit girls we are looking at are actually fit, or if they are just photoshopped, or victims of cosmetic surgeries, or just know they just know their angles.

A LOT of lies are going on out there and not just with the fake news, but with EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FAKE no one even cares for what is real because they have the depth of a fucking drying cum shot on the floor because girls don’t let you fuck them.

But luckily, I can put my need for REAL aside when looking at pics of babes pretending to be fit, or looking fit, and just buy into the lie….because why the fuck not, it’s not like I ever have to see or interact with the real version of them.

I know, it’s like jacking off to ANIME, or an artist rendition of a hot bitch….you know COURT ROOM DRAWING Porn….but I’ll buy into it because what the fuck else are you going to do…

What it comes down to is the FIT Is better than fat even if it is fat pretending to be fit thanks to FACETUNE and that’s all I have to say about that.

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This is actually called ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS, but I run a SAFE FOR WORK publication here. I am not a PORN SITE and I will not be labeled one. If people can identify as being other genders, I can identify as not being porn…it’s far less insane a concept…since assholes aren’t porn, they are biological parts of us mammals..I mean if you spend an hour in a dog park before dog parks were banned you’d have seen 1000 assholes on the dogs in the parks and sometimes their owners…

SO DON’T LABEL ME, or GENDER ME by SAYING THIS IS PORN….

It’s girls that are clothed man….and if that’s porn to you, you should be locked up, because you’re a predator to any clothed girl outside….and there are clothed girls outside….

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