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2020

01

May

Fitness Friday of the Day

Fitness Friday

Thanks to the lie that is an instagram photo, we can never be too sure if the fit girls we are looking at are actually fit, or if they are just photoshopped, or victims of cosmetic surgeries, or just know they just know their angles.

A LOT of lies are going on out there and not just with the fake news, but with EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FAKE no one even cares for what is real because they have the depth of a fucking drying cum shot on the floor because girls don’t let you fuck them.

But luckily, I can put my need for REAL aside when looking at pics of babes pretending to be fit, or looking fit, and just buy into the lie….because why the fuck not, it’s not like I ever have to see or interact with the real version of them.

I know, it’s like jacking off to ANIME, or an artist rendition of a hot bitch….you know COURT ROOM DRAWING Porn….but I’ll buy into it because what the fuck else are you going to do…

What it comes down to is the FIT Is better than fat even if it is fat pretending to be fit thanks to FACETUNE and that’s all I have to say about that.

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