I am a big fan of bush, always have been, always will be. I think it’s the number one fashion accessory a woman should buy into. It’s a way to personalize her cunt in her own way, some self expression, that doubles as a soft pillow in their panties….

As it turns out, there are a group of girls who probably never had bush because they buy into the pussy is better bald that the PATRIARCHY polluted their brains with, and I guess they are proud or feel empowered, because they are legit posting them on the internet in a LOOK at my bush.

Obviously half of the girls doing this are also trying to get members on their snapchats / selling panties / etc…but they are still just regular girls the whole sex working thing is mainstream now and not what it used to be…so we have to see past that and realize that these girls are just into being naked, and getting paid is the bonus…

That said, AMAZING internet challege…so girls out there…show us all your QUARANTINE BUSH! Don’t be shy!

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We normally do a big production for 420 despite being called DrunkenStepfather because I am a weed activist, mainly because like Income Tax, the concept is stupid.

It’s a fucking plant….and the idea of a plant being illegal is fucking stupid.

Despite being a drunk, I realize that alcohol being a controlled substance makes sense, if everyone could legally make it, there would be a lot of dead / blind idiots out there….but a plant…one that grows so easily and has all kinds of health benefits, that isn’t really processed before being smoked, in a it grows in the earth, you pick it, dry it and smoke it, a very simple process if it wasn’t illegal….but it is illegal in way too many places because we as a people let the government do fucked up things…LIKE INCOME TAX….

So here are some babes naked with their weed to celebrate a plant that is just a plant…even if I’m more a drunk…it’s just a fucking plant….

So Happy 420 ya’ll…

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It’s TITTY TUESDAY, which for those of you who are totally out of the loop, like me, I’m the “Boomer” “OK BOOMER” was referring too, even though I am nto a trending hashtag across the internet where men and women alike

It’s no secret that Zuckerberg is a socially awkward pervert who started facebook to creep on private messages of girls he wanted to fuck but couldn’t couples with his outsider analysis of basic human needs / wants and interests, that allowed him to create the platform for the most basic retard…

Anyway, grey area smut lives on social media, masked as art, or whatever, but effectively the same outcome as smut…tits out!

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If you’ve been to this site before and I assume you haven’t because basically no one has. I have in my 15 years of doing this never met someone who even knows this site exists. Good for the ego. Don’t worry, I’m well aware that I suck and have sucked for pretty much ever. I don’t run a blog to get clout. I do this because it’s a mental health issue.

Not a mental health issue as amazing as girls who feel the need to post up their smut, their self produced butt shots and nudes, for feedback from strangers to fill that void of not being jacked off to.

People need a release, they need to be validated, who fucking knows what the deal is but it’s being done.

So, if you’ve visited this site you’ll know that I am doing my part to do what I can do in this COVID crisis to show my support to the frontline health care workers….because they are getting naked and I like that more than their saving lives amongst viruses and germs.

This scrub nudity shit is the hottest REAL LIFE nudity going on right now…so take it in, even if some of these girls aren’t hot…they are HEROES….

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You know me, I can’t get enough bush. I’ve loved bush since the first time I laid eyes on it. I am the age of someone who remembers when bush was an everyday thing, the shaved pussy thing was a rarity that would get people excited, which I guess eventually became the norm, while the norm always becomes boring….

I’ve been an advocate for bush for as long as this site has been around. I don’t think there’s ever been a girl I’ve asked to shave her pussy, I’ve always been more of a “GROW THAT FUCKER OUT”

There are probably 1000s of posts about how much I appreciate bush. It’s personality, it’s hygiene, it’s comfort…like a warm panty pillow to lay on, it’s also great looking. A fashion accessory like your hair that you can style anyway you like to give your own pussy a fucking TOP hat, or beaning, depending on your mood.

Luckily, the young are lazy and feminists and anti waxing, it’s a stupid fucking procedure and any girl going to get a wax needs to look at herself in the mirror and realize how insecure and lame she must be.

Own that bush, be empowered by that bush…BUSH is all we need….

Unfortunately, there’s a whole bunch of girls who have no opportunity to grow bush because they paid 1000s of dollars to laser their hair off to have a permanently bald pussy….pretty fucking dumb…but they are women, what do you expect….or for them to blame men for their bad decisions, that goes without saying…dumb sluts…

Anyway, while in quarantine, girls aren’t shaving, but are instead showing off their accomplishments in their lazy…and it is an accomplishment, one we need to celebrate….so here’s a bunch of girls and their QUARANTINE bushes uploaded to the interent cuz they bragging / want you to see / jerk off to them. ENJOY.

IF ONLY GIRLS GROWING BUSH AND TAKING BUSH SELFIES WERE HOTTER…

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I know what you’re thinking…what they hell have stressed out nurses on the front line of the COVID crisis been up to over the weekend, while exhausted, fearing their health / running out of equipment, working all these long hours with no personal time to diddle themselves to release….

This COVID shit is really taking up their time, giving them barely enough time to devote to their online nude subscription sites they produce content for to offset their salary. T

There’s easy money out there on the internet if you figure out how to bait loser dudes into giving you 5 dollars a month for access to your snapchat masturbation. It’s almost like why work a real job, only thanks to it requiring little to no effort, why not work a real job for the benefits…and do this as a side hustle that can easily make you more per month. Be a sex worker on the internet. It pays….both in money, in gratitude, in praise…people are obviously inclined to want to be looked at, masturbated to, seen as hot, even when they’re not. It’s some psychological shit.

So do your part and supprt them by staring at the smut they’ve produced on the job, on the clock, or at home, all covered in COVID for you COVID fetishists…

It’s a PANDEMIC! Get Paid to get Naked as People are DYING…

I am all for pervert shit and for mainstream people getting involved in the nude hustle, but certain career choices should be off limits, and I’m going with teachers, nurses, doctors, government workers….keep your damn clothes on, if you want to sex work, sex work on your free time, not on Hospital time…

VIDEOS?

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I still call them stewardesses or flying waitresses or air waitresses….not that I fly places, I’m not bougie like that, but I have flown places at least once and on those experiences I was not faced with any hot flight attendants, but rather old, lazy, unionized gossipers who talk down to you in a condescending way, who don’t give you what you ask of them, and who barely work….while collecting far too much money….seriously, every flight I’ve been on has been me hearing the stewardesses, a fat barely fitting down the aisle looking bitch saying “Oh thank god I’m never scheduled with Melissa, I haven’t seen her in years and I love it, I am so glad you’re not Melissa”….instead of getting me a fucking airplane sized bottle of booze…no “I want to fuck this flight attendant”…but lots of “I wonder if she’ll die from the Deep Vein Thrombosis she must have from sitting on planes all the time”.

I have met slutty waitresses and bar tenders over the years and even some strippers who have tapped out of that line work to get into the security of flight attendant work. Plus you can fly everywhere for free…so there are HOT SLUTTY GIRLS out there in the sky.

Someone out there clearly has a Flight Attendant fetish and has scoured the social media to find people who work as flight attendants only to post their sluttier pics in contrast to their work pics…and the whole thing is featured right here in this post…

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