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2020

13

Jan

All the Tits at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day

The Critics Choice awards happened and for some reason, I wasn’t invited.

I sometimes think about what the fuck I am, you know when the bank asks me what my profession is for that credit card application. I am not a writer, I don’t know how to write. I am not a web publisher, I barely know how to write an email. I am not a web entrepreneur because I am not a billionaire and really have no actual business. I am not a comedian because I am not funny. I update a blog, but is “blogger” a profession. Instagram has rebranded “bloggers’ to be people who take pics of their outfits of instagram.

I just live in no man’s land, but if I was anything, it’d be a critic because I love to criticize and not constructively. So I should have been invited…not that I would go. Not that award shows matter, I don’t even know if this one was even a show, or televised since TV is dead…but it brought out sluts…and here’s that round-up.

Anne Hathaway with her big princess bride tits

Charlize Theron hasn’t looked this good since MONSTER….

Florence PUGH looking for Zach Braff

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Does J.Lo have any other poses ?

Joey King protecting herself from the Aliens with the tin foil outfit- smart.

Kate Beckinsale prepared for this event with a deep pussy stretch..

Dude Margaret Qualley is so not hot..

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Nicole Kidman’s stand in wax figure attended..

Rachel Brosnahn is a tangerine dream

Saoirse Ronan not see through enough..

Lucy Hale will be staring as Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie by Johnny Depp about his Glove.. Rumour Mill!

Zendaya is hot

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2019

30

Dec

Looking Back at Pirelli Calendars of the Day

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With 2020 around the corner, it’s time to look back on the most ICONIC of calendars, the Pirelli Calendar…. while you’re out here busting out your new calendar check thanks to a weird instagram patreon girl’s calendar you paid too much for to show your support because you are pathetic….but excited to stare at her everyday of the year…because you are old…only old people use calendars…there are computers, tablets, phones, and other OPTIONS…

It’s a nice RETROSPECTIVE to see how shit things have become and how good things once were back when titties weren’t uploaded in the hundreds of thousands every fucking HOUR cuz the world is full of exhbitionist sluts in various capacities of “Grades” of slutty.

ENJOY it as a new DECADE’s dawn approaches and 2019 is forgotten….

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1971

1972

1973

1974

1984

1985

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2019

03

Dec

All the Tits at The Fashion Awards of the Day

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An event happened and a bunch of sluts came out for it…there’s nothing like an event built around “fashion” to bring out the sluts…it is positioned as exclusive, or LUXURIOUS and high end, over priced shit marketed to idiots into thinking it is luxury…

That is enough to get enough vaginas lubricated enough to want to associate themselves with it…you know an excuse to dress up nice, walk a red carpet for the paparazzi, have people comment on their outfits…I mean it is the “fashion awards”…and be a part of this exclusive and luxurious awards that actually mean shit…

If you want to be relevant…you gotta bring your tits out to dumb things and be seen….and these are those tits buying into bullshit hype that is ruining society unless you’re like me and appreciate girls who want expensive things when not willing to work for those things…as it breeds prostitution and we love prostitution.

Highlight of the event – ELSA HOSK.

Stella Maxwell

Shailene Woodley

Sara Sampaio

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

Rita Ora

Rihanna

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Olivia Culpo

Nicole Scherzinger

Nathalie Emmanuel

Lottie Moss

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Lily James

Kylie Minogue

Jessica Barden

Irina Shayk

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Emma Roberts

Emilia Clarke

Elsa Hosk

Ellie Goulding

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Eleanor Tomlinson

Charli XCX

Cate Blanchett

Bella Thorne

Barbara Palvin

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2019

26

Nov

Bikini Pussy Print Photoshoot of the Day

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Here are two models called Robin Holzken and Lotta Maybelake posing naked with their pussy prints in wet bikinis because pussy print, or as I prefer to call it, Pussy Definition, is the 2019 version of cleavage and every girl in her activewear, her bikini, her panties, her sweatpants, her mom jeans, her snowsuits, basically any article of clothing is jacking her shit up over her hips so we all get to see where the cunt is at…and how much lip or meat there is with each cunt…like Thigh Gap, Whale Tales, Underboob, Side Boob, Hard Nips, before pussy prints / pussy definiton…it’s the part of fashion I like best…how to creatively sexualize without sexualizing – solid whoredom for us to jerk off to.

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2019

14

Nov

Tits at the Country Music Awards of the Day

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The Country Music Awards happened last night and the sluts came out because Country Music went viral now that Diplo has jumped in on the Genre to mooch off it and re-sell to dumb bros who otherwise would hate Country Music…

I have been a country music fan since I was a kid, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Dolly Parton….Kris Kristofferson, George Jones, Conway Twitter, Kenny Rogers, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, you get what I am saying here…GOOD FUCKING MUSIC….So I don’t need no COUNTRY ROAD shit to remind me of Americana at it’s best….

I have for my entire life fought with girls when asking them “what kind of music do you like”…and their canned “anything but country”….for NO reason other than being a lemur drone fuck saying what she thought she was supposed…

Anyway, now all the idiots are into Country Music, and all the sluts are coming out for Country Music…

Reese Witherspoon, makes sense for her to be here because she is June Carter Cash…

Maren Morris who looks like if Rita Ora was inseminated by Khloe Kardashians sperm and born inside a plastic water bottle.

Kelsea Ballerini in a slutty dress

PINK still around being very white….Aryan Nation looking white…

Miranda Lambert with the tits

Kacey Musgraves Attention Whoring

Carrie Underwood being rich

Halsey using her white side to get into the awards with her big fake tits pushed up to her chin

Gigi Hadid has no business being here..

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2019

02

Sep

Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day

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I don’t know when I first started doing these, but for some reason I though “Labor Day” was the BEST, if NOT the ONLY day to post up birthing videos that were out there on youtube, the google owned fetish site….

But it has become a tradition, at least on those labor days that I remembered to do it…and this is this years collection…

The highlight reel of a birthing in 2019….right here right now.

We don’t care about wearing white after today….we just care whether you’ve had your vagina ripped the fuck apart from a giant fucking living dildo you grew up inside yourself and reverse inserted / shat out…

Here’s a bald pussy – slutty birthing video – we know how she got pregnant…in the first plac with a pussy lik that…

Another Bald Pussy – I guess these women knew they be naked shitting out babies….

Here’s a more realistic untrimmed pussy during birth…

Cock Teasing Birthing Video – with No Pussy

Super Disturbing Bathroom Birth

Here’s the archive, most of the videos don’t work, been deleted, youtube changed their embed code, but I’ve been doing this feature almost annually since 2008….11 years of wasting away…

2018 / 2017 / 2016 / 2015 / 2014 / 2011 / 2009 / 2008

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2019

23

Aug

If You Don’t Believe the CBD Hype You are an INCEL of the Day

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I am not a scientist, so I can’t answer your scientific questions, you nerd fuck.

I can just say that CBD has made my life substantially better, whether it’s all in my drunk retard head, or if it’s actual fact, doesn’t make a difference to me, as long as I feel better.

I am old and broken from years of abuse, even writing this site everyday, as useless as it may be in the grand scheme of things, has destroyed my fucking hands. They ache. It’s technically your fault for me updating this site all fucking day every fucking day…

I got other issues, that we won’t get into, but I am a CBD OIL advocate, I take it every day, sometimes multiple times a day….

Some of you may be asking What is CBD? That’s ok, it’s not you fault you live under a fucking rock and have no idea what is going on in the world. I don’t expect you to take your life in your hands and say no to bullshit corporate big pharma, when you can get access to a magic potion that makes your life better…..

CBD is different from THC, the psychoactive chemical in cannabis that some people use to get high. CBD doesn’t produce a high, and it’s not addictive. It doesn’t get you “stoned”…which may sound boring, but what’s really boring is that the Government is trying to ruin your fucking life by making it impossible for you to access a product that can make your life better, from something you can grow in your backyard…but that they don’t want you to grow because it can RUIN all their big evil business.

We like to make sure our CBD is of the BEST POSSIBLE quality with the best quality experience….that is why I turn to our friends at BLACK TIE CBD

They have a HUGE fucking selection….

1- SMOKEABLES

Roll that shit, light that shit, SMOKE IT….or get yourself a VAPE….either way, you can SMOKE CBD and it has all the benefits of CBD

2- EDIBLES

Eat that shit, with CBD GUMMIES, Syrups, Honey Sticks, even a Protein bar….they have it all and it works…

3- TINCTURES

This is how I get my CBD, under the tongue with a bunch of drops…and this has worked for me. BIG believer.

4- Topicals

Rub it on pain, injuries, whatever, it should help recovery….I’ve used CBD creams and I like em. You can even jerk off with it, it’ll make your dick grow 7 inches, I can’t guarantee that…but I figure it’s worth trying it out to see if I’m tying to bait you…

I also like that Black Tie CBD is that they give out GOLDEN TICKETS to there customers for a chance to win AWESOME prizes…

It is on some Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Willy Wonka shit…so you can win an AWESOME price by buying some awesome product. If that isn’t win for a loser like you, I don’t know what is….

They are doing a raffle tonight at 6:30 on their YOUTUBE CHANNEL so check it out….

Here’s a video:

What I am trying to say is GET YOUR CBD NOW and if you don’t believe me or the hype it’s pretty easy to do a test for yourself and see if it works for you….that’s my approach…it works for me, it may not work for you, but it works for me, and I only care about myself….

SHOP! SHOP! SHOP! TO SAVE YOUR LIFE NOW

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2019

29

Jul

Instagram Porn that Isn’t Porn of the Day

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I have been doing a loose feature on the site for years, basically since I started, inspired by the hypocrisy I’ve dealt with running a site called DrunkenStepfather, that early on refused to censor myself because I felt the internet was a place for SMUT…it’s the fucking internet…bootleg media…where people get famous for doing the dumbest shit that wouldn’t have ever got them on TV in the 60s-2000s….but now matter…a dumb fucking place with shit quality content but that people like to consume..

I thought it was funny that Google kicked me off their ad network that made sites with less traffic than this on MILLIONS of dollars a year…I mean in hindsight not that funny…I should have taken the millions of dollars a year…but at the time I was PUNK ROCK about it…trying to be true to myself and not sell out…idiots…

I thought it was funny when I’d get kicked off other social media from Friendster to Myspace to you get the idea….all while the execs at those companies, at the ad companies that ran ads on those companies, where shareholders in those companies…were creepy fucking perverets out there fucking hookers, consuming porn, because that’s what humans do…yet I was penalized….pretty silly..

So now, I scroll social media and see all the shameless smut, that they deem art or acceptable, that I repurpose on this site and still get called Porn….but it’s totally fine on Insta…publicly traded on the stock market under the ticker FACEBOOK..

What bullshit…

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2019

26

Jun

Girl Cleans a Cucumber with her Mouth of the Day

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One of the most important skills a woman can have along with all housework is the ability to clean vegetables before feeding them to the family – you know to get all those chemicals off of them, so that the family….probably many kids with many different men…the way nature intended it…don’t get those carcinogens all upside them them….like mommy got daddy up in her…

I see all the ROUNDUP lawsuits going around, so you can never be too careful with produce…who knows what the fuck’s being put all over it…

So follow this girl’s lead and be sure to wash your veggies thoroughly before eating them.

Someone get this bitch on Oprah to spread this GOSPEL…

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2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

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I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it…

As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, which means it is a celebration for a bunch of self involved assholes, who can afford designer clothes, but instead get them for free….and make all their idiots fan pay for them…even though their idiot fans work as girls who get naked on instagram trying to recruit rich boyfriends….and can’t afford the nonsense….fashion industry scam…

Which I guess is still and AIDS event cuz all these people look like they have dirty unprotected sex like the heathens they are…not that AIDS is a death sentence….

Garbage people doing garbage things. Tits out.

Taylor Hill