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2020

13

Jan

All the Tits at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day

The Critics Choice awards happened and for some reason, I wasn’t invited.

I sometimes think about what the fuck I am, you know when the bank asks me what my profession is for that credit card application. I am not a writer, I don’t know how to write. I am not a web publisher, I barely know how to write an email. I am not a web entrepreneur because I am not a billionaire and really have no actual business. I am not a comedian because I am not funny. I update a blog, but is “blogger” a profession. Instagram has rebranded “bloggers’ to be people who take pics of their outfits of instagram.

I just live in no man’s land, but if I was anything, it’d be a critic because I love to criticize and not constructively. So I should have been invited…not that I would go. Not that award shows matter, I don’t even know if this one was even a show, or televised since TV is dead…but it brought out sluts…and here’s that round-up.

Anne Hathaway with her big princess bride tits
Critics Choice Awards Anne Hathaway Tits Out

Charlize Theron hasn’t looked this good since MONSTER….
Critics Choice Awards Charlize Theron

Florence PUGH looking for Zach Braff
Critics Choice AWards Florence Pugh

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Does J.Lo have any other poses ?
Critics Choice Awards Jennifer Lopez

Joey King protecting herself from the Aliens with the tin foil outfit- smart.
Critics Choice Awards Joey King

Kate Beckinsale prepared for this event with a deep pussy stretch..
Critics Choice Awards Kate Beckinsale 2

Dude Margaret Qualley is so not hot..
Critics Choice Awards Margaret Qualley 2

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Nicole Kidman’s stand in wax figure attended..
Critics Choice Awards Nicole Kidman 2

Rachel Brosnahn is a tangerine dream
Critics Choice Awards Rachel Brosnahan

Saoirse Ronan not see through enough..
Critics Choice Awards Saoirse Ronan

Lucy Hale will be staring as Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie by Johnny Depp about his Glove.. Rumour Mill!
Critics Choice Lucy Hale

Zendaya is hot
Critics Choice Awards Zendaya

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